GDBM: hard reset

Since we last visited the Goddamn Batman, the cinematic Batmen have (a) quit being Batman and (b) used guns to © kill people. Comic readers might see any of those three points as inherently antithetical to the Darknight Detective’s ethos, but they are simply how the character has been interpreted for a modern cinematic context.

In the spirit of alternative interpretation, we present our own Goddamn Batman.  He is creative, a foodie, and a dance machine.  He aspires to be a master chef, and to have his own bakery, from which he will sell 40 cakes.

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