gaytectives

On sleeping with Sherlock Holmes: by gaytectives- John and Sherlock occasionally have to share a bed, because circumstances. Really cute and fluffy, John’s an awkward mess, staring at Sherlock’s butt in a haunted house. Confessions, kisses, murder mentions, wonderful.

anonymous asked:

Do you have any good recommendations for johnlock fics? Really need to escape into some fics right now but I don't have any

ohhh boy, well there’s always this gem with sherlock’s boyfriend john, from canada. i also read this amazing fic by kinklock just this week, but anything by her is pure #art . THIS GEEKZ AU I S2G. also i just found a fic rec full of gaytectives fics, and they all seem awesome.

it is what it is.

“What’ll be the title of this one, then?” Sherlock asks as he removes the red-haired wig from his head. He throws the wig cap away with wild abandon - he has at least four more - and ruffles out his curls. 

How they can remain immaculate is beyond John’s reasoning, but then again, not everything can be explained by logic or reason. That’s why he’s around. “’The Red-Haired Stepchild’?” John muses with a shrug. He rips off the fake mustache with a hiss - he thought that ghastly thing would come off cleaner - and rubs his upper lip. He sees Sherlock smirking in delight and throws the mustache at him. “I’ll come up with the title after lunch. Tea?”

“Please,” Sherlock replies with the tiniest of smiles. He falls upon his new chair, a more modern uptake of the same one lost in the fire, and puts his feet upon the table.

“Just going to check on Rosie first,” John adds as an afterthought before disappearing to the upstairs bedroom. He comes back down a few moments after; the coos and happy tone in his voice signal his return before Sherlock even sees his feet on the stairs.

By the time John and Rosie are in the sitting room, Sherlock is grinning and bright-eyed. He holds his hands out expectantly. John pulls Rosie closer to him with a pout.

“I’m her father, I get to see her first,” he reasons before planting kiss after kiss on his girl’s head. She kicks with glee and flails her stubby arms.

Sherlock crosses his not-so-stubby arms and glares at the sight. “Well, I’m her Papa,” he argues, “and she’s still getting to know me.”

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dan-whites-got-an-issue  asked:

S 1&2 were so lovely and sweet. They were like a gaytecting romantic comedy. It was so so perfect. And now I'm invested in season 4. In fact I only watched season 3 like a week BECAUSE I'm praying this is the season of the Johnlock, even though it know it's wishful thinking. I just want it to be all leaving walking sticks in restaurants and cigarettes in skulls. They love each other so much :( and I'm crying to you about it because I saw where you said you wanted to unsee 3&4. Johnlock struggle.

I don’t want Johnlock with abuser John, Sherlock deserves so much better.
Something happened to real John, he was replaced with his evil schizophrenic twin brother in s3.

abby arwelephant's modest but love-filled follow forever that i made on tumblr mobile

🌟mutuals 🌟

@december1963 @lyingholmes @sherrinfordholmes @discosherlock @johncentrate @proton-packs @saddetective @trmojas @softholmes @johntops @johnwatso @gaytectives @bbcromance @jon-lox @pearlock @johnlocklesbians @johnsjawline @gemsherlock @bimartin @mcelboy @delanes @ciel-doux @lesbeanrey @chimpsinsocks @tsot @beverlyroadgoose @femlocktm @vanetti @hanzorla @sadgaydetective @wearitcounts @sidryan @sherlockwatson @teapotsubtext @writemeastoryofsolitude @gaymotives @militarykink @marsixm @gaytheist @emojilock @graceebooks @kinklock @nondeducible @captain-liddy @basinhounds @sherolck @benschins @holmesboi @femlockpng @gregoryhouse @quietlyprim @johnlocktm @crylock @johnlockfu @lesbeanrey @confirmedjohnlock

🌟non-mutuals whom i love dearly🌟

@vivahate1988 @kbellamy @rutobuka2 @bechdels @egglestrade @skulls-and-tea @ormondsacker @incurablylazydevil @57-circlesofhell @loudest-subtext-in-tv @joolabee @bbcsherlock @sherlock @davidburked @bbcatemysoul @frougpepe @greglestrade @warmth-and-constancy @cloudmelon @ofcowardiceandkings @therealmartinsgrrrl @thealogie @sincerelywrong @lionsing @martinfreeman @thetwelfthpanda @aconissa

anyway i wanted to compile a list of people i love since totally moving blogs!! pls dont feel bad if youre not here, i tried to stick to people ive been following, quite literally, for forever. love you guysss

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kim @beaniesforspock tagged me to show myself pre s3 and now. rip: my hair and the idea that I was straight. thanks @ BBC Sherlock for making me gay

I tag gem @gaytectives, nora @piecesofbrokenrecollections, megan @sapphicvelma, kate @propergenius, and phoenix @sherrinfordholmes x

random post my friends are angels who I love

I haven’t been around a super lot BUT I wanted to give a shoutout 2 my friends here that I love a Lot:

@moriarty @marsixm @softsons @sidryan @wearitcounts @whalelesbian @chimpsinsocks @queerwatson @jenevieve @futch @consultingaytective @beverlyroadgoose @bechdels @nondeducible @kinklock @ivorylungs @johnlockfu @joolsie @dieinmanhattan @gaytectives @delanes @femlockpng @emojilock @frougpepe @mokee @morifantra @confirmedjohnlock @sherlock @greglestrade @graceebooks @lionsing @sherlockwatson @johloc @wizphobe @crylock @missaliarman @ofcowardiceandkings @onlyclueingforlooks @pilotstorm @cumberladiesunite @captain-liddy @sherlockwatson @sincerelywrong @syupon @teapotsubtext @theresalwaystwo @thexth @vauxhallandi @weedbowl


AND anyone else I’ve talked to that I missed bc I was doing this off the top of my head!!! I lub u all

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My work has space carpet and it sort of went with my shirt so I took this opportunity to do the selfie tag game thing I was tagged in by @jon-lox! Thank you for tagging me ♡

Don’t feel obligated to do it, but I’d like to tag: @gaytectives, @softsons, @atikiology, @vanetti, @johnhamish, @bunsenbees, @vauxhallandi, @emilociraptor, @marsixm, and @discosherlock

(I made this edit in like two seconds, I’d like to thank John and Sherlock for making it beautiful anyway)

I thought I should wait for a special occasion to do a follow forever but in the end I don’t really need an occasion to thank people for always brightening up my days on this blue hell site. I couldn’t add every blog I follow, but know that if I follow you, I love you.

Mutuals are bolded 💕

# - F

@57circlesofhell +  @acdwatson + @aconissa + @a-random-fandom-girl + @ardha-chip + @atikiology + @bebybee + @beejohnlocked + @beetectiv + @beewilde + @bonaventure + @byejohnwatson + @captain-liddy + @cloudmelon + @clueingforlooks + @confirmedjohnlock + @consultingaytective + @consultinggalpals + @consultingwives + @daveynellist + @deaductions + @deducethegay + @destiel-johnlocked + @dieinmanhattan + @empecheuse + @enarms + @femlocks + @femlocktm + @fluentish-in-whovian

G - L

@gaytectives + @gaywaterfall + @glassofteajlc + @gloriouscumberbatch + @holmesianpose + @hudders-and-hiddles + @incurablylazydevil + @ishaveforsherl + @itsalwaysdarkst + @itsjohnlock + @ivorylungs + @johnlockandstars + @johnlocknetwork + @johnlocktm + @johnnystorrm + @joshnewberry + @katzensprotte + @keagan-ashleigh + @kinklock + @letthechoirsing + @lilacked

M - S

@mokee + @morifantra + @mssmithlove1 + @myjohnwatson + @nondeducible + @ofcowardiceandkings + @onlyclueingforlooks + @ourladyholmes + @prettysherlocksoldier + @propergenius +  @queerufos + @signoftjlc + @sherlockisgayaf + @sherlockstoes + @sherlockwatson + @shinka + @slashscribe + @smaugon + @softejohn + @softlavenders + @softsons + @softums

T - Z

@taikova + @tea-and-umbrellas + @teapotsubtext + @theabominabledetective + @thealogie + @thebusylilbee + @thejohnlockhell + @thejohntent + @thetwelfthpanda + @trashlord-watson + @vanetti + @vauxhallandi + @victorianhallucination + @watsonshoneybee + @wearitcounts + @writemeastoryofsolitude + @yohnlock + @yungarnet

Somebody asked me to rec them some blogs of people who post johnlock along with other fandoms and I tried but I thought I’d make a ff instead and italicise people that might appeal to that anon! If I don’t italicise you but you think you should be just let me know 💕

A-G

@abitnotgood △ @aconissa @akhillus@allthelov@almostcanon@thealogie@archaeologicals@astudyinkinks@astudyinrose@athaenea@bakerharrie@beejohnlocked@belivets​ △ @benaddicted4life@bisexualeggy@bodyofwaterr@bridesheadless@bryanscranston@bunboyfriend@caravaggioncarolaire@carolbelivet​ △ @carollbelivetcarrolaird@captain-liddy@caspersbastardchild@cinnamonollie@cleminism@clueingforlooks@consultingaytective @consultinghoneybee@thecumbercollective@curlsbatch@cutejolras@cwtchbb@darlenealderson@darlingbenny@deduce-my-heart @deducethegay@delfeur@demisexualsherlock@dieinmanhattan​ △ @dracotm@drfurter@eclipsc​ △ @eggsywin@emohamlet@enarmsenjolrss@enqueteur@femlocks@femlocktm@fuckboyhux@gayflyboy@gaytectives@girljohn@glassofteajlc

H-L

@hayleyalwell@highfunctioninggaybaby@iamthekingofsassgard@imfemlocked@incurablylazydevil@jessepinkmqn​ △ @johnfuckingwatson@johnloc@johnlockfujohnloch@thejohnlockhell@johnlocktm@johnsjawline@johntops@johnwatso @johnwatsos@jqhnlock@keepmovinggingerkingkwentins@kinklock@lesbiancarolaird@lesbianscullys​ △ @lesbianstellagibson​ △ @londonspies@longlivejohnlock​ △ @louiest​ △

M-R

@macbcth​ △ @makeyourdeduction @martinsbaby@mayflydog@malloryjpeg@melchiour​ △ @moriarty@moriartyisrising@mrshudsonn@mylastvow@mvrgaery@noahczerns@noahczernys@nondeducible@ohjackfalahee@ohjosten​ △ @oscarwildes​ △ patrvchlvspastelpatroklus@pastelsolo@patroccus​ △ @peachflora@pilotstorm@piningfemlock@planetsrock@podracers@princesgambit@pynch​ △ @queercophine@queerladydi@queerlestrade@queersherlockian@queerufos@therealmartinsgrrrl@rominatrix

S-Z

@sadgaydetective@savingaleclightwood@scullysgay​ △ @scvll-y@sherlockedwatson@sherlockwatson@sherloe@shinka​ △ @shspeshtrash@sidryan@thesignofjohnlockhell@signofthreegarridebs@siriusblacc@sleepygirltm@smilingrn@smolpie@softsons @sspookymulder@sxsmth@tarmacscene@teapotsubtext @tinybeequeen@ughholmesandwatson @vanetti@veganwatson@victorianhallucination@victorianlovers@vincentvgogh​ △ @violindeductions@vitruvianwatsonwatscn@wearitcounts@willliamgorski@wizphobe@writemeastoryofsolitude@wsswatson@57circlesofhell@221bee

tumble crushes etc

since everyone was doing this and i’m feeling the love, time to post some of my faves on this blue hell site


My Children: @johnwatsugh @mistermarx @prodigirl @frougpepe @cametha @epensieve @confirmedjohnlock @shergay @crylock @dictatorships @gaytectives @gorski @kneegroping @ofcowardiceandkings @femlockpng @teatective @consultingaytective @nonbinaryjohn @queermysteries

My Parents@wearitcounts @captain-liddy @graceebooks @nondeducible @kinklock @faetalities @johnlocktentacles @vanetti @therealmartinsgrrrl

People I Love: @sincerelywrong @johnwatso @johnthreecontinents @victorianpining @aconissa @tintenfischjohn @thexth @teapotsubtext @syupon @rutobuka2 @beverlyroadgoose @darlingbenny @whybenedict @drfurter @emojilock @greglestrade @onlyclueingforlooks @writemeastoryofsolitude @wsswatson @57circlesofhell @caitlinisactuallyawritersname @cloudmelon @martinfreeman @lionsing @loudest-subtext-in-television 

People I love from afar: @deebzy @shylocks @skulls-and-tea @katzensprotte @taikova @warmth-and-constancy @thealogie @joolabee @bennyslegs @ivyblossom 

anyway that was like everyone i follow almost but whatever, i love everyone so 😍😍😍