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abucketofprotons asked:

For the meme: Rossum's Trinity. Also IDW Prowl/Arcee. :D

rossum’s trinity:

  • Who accidentally pushes a door instead of pulling/vice versa: RODIMUS. one time magnus does this only he ends up accidentally ripping out the whole door frame
  • Who doodles little hearts all over the desk with their initials inside them: drift. gayseal.jpg
  • Who starts the tickle fights: rodimus and drift tag team, only magnus trained the tickleishness away eons ago
  • Who starts the pillow fights: rodimus and drift tag team round two. magnus obliterates them
  • Who falls asleep last, watching the other with a small affectionate smile: magnus oh my gosh
  • Who mistakes salt for sugar: rodimus. drift tried to warn him. magnus just looked on in loving disappointment
  • Who lets the microwave play the loud beeping sound at 1am in the morning: rodimus, but he swears it wasnt him
  • Who comes up with cheesy pick up lines: rodimus and drift. the only time they ever come close to ‘winning’ a tag team is magnus’ blush
  • Who rearranges the bookshelf in alphabetical order: magnus of course
  • Who licks the spoon when they’re baking brownies: drift at least has the courtesy to ask. rodimus does not.
  • Who buys candles for dinners even though there’s no special occasion: DRIFTTTTT
  • Who draws little tattoos on the other with a pen: rodimus idly doodles all over both of them all the time :3
  • Who comes home with a new souvenir magnet every time they go on vacation: drift. he gives them to magnus to alphabetize
  • Who convinces the other to fill out those couple surveys in the back of magazines: “guys this one looks great! it tests your individual aura, then matches their compatibilities!”

prowl/arcee:

  • Who accidentally pushes a door instead of pulling/vice versa: arcee, only then after she deliberately rips out the door frame
  • Who doodles little hearts all over the desk with their initials inside them: prowl. he’d burn it before he’d let anyone see
  • Who starts the tickle fights: arcee is a vicious tickle warrior
  • Who starts the pillow fights: arcee is also a vicious pillow slayer
  • Who falls asleep last, watching the other with a small affectionate smile: arcee. she’d kill a man that said so though
  • Who mistakes salt for sugar: prowl. he tries so hard
  • Who lets the microwave play the loud beeping sound at 1am in the morning: neither. they’d plan a covert assassination on any microwave that tried
  • Who comes up with cheesy pick up lines: arcee would do it sarcastically, if only because it annoys the heck out of prowl
  • Who rearranges the bookshelf in alphabetical order: prowl
  • Who licks the spoon when they’re baking brownies: arcee, the little shit starter
  • Who buys candles for dinners even though there’s no special occasion: if prowl did this arcee would probably laugh straight in his face
  • Who draws little tattoos on the other with a pen: prowl would if arcee actually let him
  • Who comes home with a new souvenir magnet every time they go on vacation: arcee gets any ‘ol magnet for the express purpose of slapping it on prowl’s ass
  • Who convinces the other to fill out those couple surveys in the back of magazines: arcee, annoying the heck out of prowl again. she totally tries to convince him to try that one cosmo tip that literally boils down to “just put a donut on your dick”