Hamilton Wisdom Tooth Removal Headcanons

Me and @cutemooselissie made these headcanons so check her out too she is also trash

Alex: Tries to fight the dentist and throws scalpels at him while screaming and then sleeps for three days

John: *stares at the dentist for like five minutes* I’m gay

Lafayette: *screams in French*

Hercules: hums the soundtrack of hercules while trying to knit George a new hat (it isn’t working)

Burr: starts yelling his actual opinions and everyone hates him now

Jefferson: Cries about wanting mac and cheese and then starts singing “rubber duckie”

Madison: stares into nothing for a week

George: Starts yelling about how the British are trying to take over America and then realizes that the dentist is British and. scREAMS

Angelica: starts ranting about feminism and trump with 123% more swear words

Eliza: cries while watching the office

Peggy: *softly* Ted Cruz is the zodiac killer

Charles Lee: Yells about missing his dogs and when he gets home he tries to kiss them 

Hamilton Characters as more things said by me and my friends
  • <p> <b>Alexander Hamilton:</b> *i need coffee is written on a design for a skateboard* I made it relatable<p/><b>John Laurens:</b> sometimes I look at a hot girl and think oh no I've been lying to everyone then I realise I'm gay<p/><b>Lafayette:</b> *screeching* I NEED BAGUETTE<p/><b>Hercules Mulligan:</b> I owned a horse once, his name was Pepper and he was part of the family<p/><b>Aaron Burr:</b> every day I crave death more and more<p/><b>James Madison:</b> *sneezes once* yeah I'll probably take the rest of the month off<p/><b>Thomas Jefferson:</b> I look hot in short shorts *poses*<p/><b>Angelica Schyler:</b> sometimes I like to pretend none of you exist<p/><b>Elizabeth Schuyler:</b> die, die! *burns ants while laughing like a maniac*<p/><b>Peggy Schuyler:</b> ok but what about a pair of glasses that detect when there is a gay nearby<p/><b>Maria Reynolds:</b> my hobbies include sleeping and crying<p/><b>George Washington:</b> *adds a tick to bathroom wall writing that says tick if you're depressed*<p/><b>King George:</b> I'm pretty sure Ringo was always the worst Beatle<p/><b>Charles Lee:</b> what about a bowling ball, but with blades<p/><b>Samuel Seabury:</b> *shoves friend into a wall* haha fuck you<p/><b>Philip Hamilton:</b> I'm short, angry, dangerous and ready to cry real hard until you give me a cookie<p/><b>George Eaker:</b> *in the middle of a conversation* I killed a man<p/><b>James Reynolds:</b> fuck you, fuck this whole table, you're all gay, why do i hang out with y'all, fuck whoever is calling me right now they can go fuck themselves<p/></p>

anonymous asked:

For the college AU what's everyone's sexuality? (Sorry I'm super confused when it comes to sexuality)

Ok here we go:
Hamilton - not quite sure, he probably is bi but denies it
Laurens - gay
Lafayette - pretty gay
Mulligan - pretty gay
Jefferson - bi
Madison - hetero (he just likes to cuddle with Thomas I guess)
Angelica - hetero
Eliza - hetero (but not quite sure yet lol)
and Peggy - bi, but more gay (lol)
Maria - nnnnot sure yet too srry

..I think I forget someone but I think the rest is all hetero