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Yo I was tagged by the cooliest nerd in the wild west: @surrealsquid

1) What’s your favorite stuffed animal?
My entire family contributed to this shared delusion that this capuchin monkey stuffed animal named Michael was my slightly younger brother. His favorite food is applesauce. We love him very much and he’s probably the only child in my fam that isn’t a disappointment.

2) What’s the last thing you watched?
My dad left the TV on Fox News when he went to bed so I sorta just chilled w my dog and laughed at republican stupidity for a bit.

3) What’s your weirdest/most interesting dream?
Sex dream about a close friend. We were french soldiers in WWII. We were in the showers and it was actually a very hot fantasy? Despite a really strange five minutes or so that was focused on me soaping up his arms???

4) Favorite animal?
Raven probably bc tHEY ARE JUST SO NEAT AND PROBABLY SMARTER THAN I

5) Where would you go for a vacation?
str8 to hell (jk im already there. Tbh probably a really long, in-depth vacation to the UK and France)

6) What’s your favorite nickname someone has given you?
Sinjamin Dickert has a special place in my heart but also my dead grandma called me Ben-Bug when I was little and now i like cry upon hearing that phrase…..

7) Favorite season?
Arguably Fall. But the kind of fall that has beautiful, warm, golden sunny days AND occasionally frosty, lightly snowing, coffee filled days.

8) Do you talk more or listen more?
I try to listen more but i fail in that regard lol

9) What store would you rob?
Hobby Lobby. I refuse to support their organization bUT I NEED ART AND CRAFT SUPPLIES GOD DAMMIT

10) Favorite holiday?
LIEF ERICSON DAY DAHINGADINGADARGEN

11) Favorite breakfast food?
Thick, juicy, spicy sausage ;’) (Im not sorry for this answer)


My Questionzzzz:

1) The basics: Star sign, HP house, MBTI Type?
2) What is your favorite color and why? Please be weirdly specific.
3) What item would you least want to have to discreetly hide in your ass for a week?
4) Top 3 favorite pokemon?
5) What is the most creative way you have ever insulted someone?
6) What is/would be your gemsona?
7) Do you prefer to stay in and relax or go out and have adventures?
8) What will you be like when you’re an old person?
9) What is your favorite dungeon in all of the Legend of Zelda games? Alternatively, if you haven’t played, what is your favorite game and why is it not a Legend of Zelda game?
10) If you were a pokemone gym leader, what would your type be and what would your team and gym be like?
11) What highschool stereotype(s) do you fit into and how so?

I’m gonna tag: @daddytrashcan @blvckkksheep @misseslieselotte @snapefarquaad @momma-cassidy @rnahoushoujou @thelovelyunimoose @benedooctcoomberbootch @dainty-littlelesbian @efaun @macdaddy500 @tessifer9698 @littlemiss-bad @oh-gay-warden @emilim13 @summersixteeen @zemblanity615 @surrealsquid @2-dee @jellyfishspectre @magicians-rad @skeleton–queen

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Ice Cream (1113 words) by subtlety lost [AO3]

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Dragon Age (Video Games)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Female Cousland/Leliana/Female Mahariel
Characters: Leliana (Dragon Age), Female Cousland, Female Mahariel
Additional Tags: Fluff, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Modern AU
Series: Part 1 of Commissions for GayWarden
Summary:

Part 1 of a 3-4 part Fluff commission for gaywarden

In which Meiriana Mahariel is too cute, and ice cream is mentioned at least 3 times, maybe 4.

tfw you want to commission ppl for art of ur gay warden but you’re too afraid of talking to people because one time you tried commissioning someone and after telling them what you wanted they stopped emailing you back