gay-trek

When they went back in time
  • Kirk: Okay, all the straight's of the planet are gonna assume we're one of them. So we'll be like gay secret agents!
  • Uhura: Lesbionage.
  • Chekov: Bi spy!
  • Scotty: It's an ace case.
  • Bones: Pan with a plan.
  • Sulu: ...
  • Sulu: Secret gay-gent.