gay-marraige

  • In 2009, a man married a video game character
  • In 2007, a woman married the Eiffel Tower
  • In 2008, a man married a life-sized doll
  • Also in 2009, a woman married a roller coaster
  • And in 2005, a woman married a dolphin

please explain to me why people still say that gays shouldnt be able to be married to preserve the sanctity of marraige

Some people say homosexuality is a sin. It’s not. God is perfectly cool with it, God feels the exact same way about homosexuality that God feels about heterosexuality. Now you might say, ‘Whoa, slow down. You move too fast. How could you have the audacity, the temerity, to speak on behalf of God?’ Exactly, that’s an excellent point and I pray that you remember it.
—  Ted Alexandro
People get mad. They don’t want them to get married. “Don’t get married!” Well you don’t have to go to the wedding, what the fuck, you don’t have to buy them anything, it doesn’t matter. Some people go like, “Well, then a guy will marry his dog.” Good, I fucking hope he blows his dog. Who gives a shit, it doesn’t matter! It doesn’t have any effect on your life, why the fuck do you care? Or people that try to think, like talk about it like it’s a social issue. Like when you see someone stand up on a talk show and say like, “How am I supposed to explain to my child that two men are getting married?” I don’t know, it’s your shitty kid, you fucking tell him that. Why is that anyone else’s problem? Two guys are in love but they can’t get married because you don’t want to talk to your ugly child for fucking five minutes? Who fucking cares about your shitty kid, he’s probably a faggot anyway.
—  Louis C.K. on gay marriage [Shameless]
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