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Modern Sera Aesthetics

-Two day old mascara, today’s eyeliner
-mismatched laces in scuffed combat boots
-undefeated beer-pong champion
-rotating set of bruises, black eyes, split lips, torn knees, scraped elbows and bloody knuckles
-longboards everywhere
-eats peanut butter out of the jar in public
-denim vest covered in buttons
-snores on the bus
-inappropriate roller derby name
-uncanny ability to predict when something will become a meme/go viral
-perpetually cracked but somehow still functional phone
-able to couch surf for weeks without sleeping on the same couch twice
-wears flannel shirts like jackets

don’t you just love it when sera loses her shit seeing a female inquisitor

don’t you love it that she is literally breathless when she sees a female qunari for the first time

dont you jst love it that shes absolutely os fuckign gaY

My beautiful child. Finally Hearthstone makes a grand magical entrance. Despite Blitzen begging Hearthstone to take it off and that it clashes horribly with his armor, I’m afraid the elf will never give up wearing his candy colored scarf, and he’ll put up a fight if you try and convince him otherwise.

the difference between Percy Jackson and the MCs of Rick Riordans newer series like Magnus Chase and Apollo/lester, are intresting.

Percy is described as being brave reasonably handsome, not booksmart but intelligent. He’s the son of a major god and is a good warrior his companions are: a smart pretty scary girl, goat boy, cyclopes kid, giant hell hound. 

Then we have Magnus, he’s reasonably friendly, but more of a smart ass than is good for him, he dropped out of high school, was homeless then died. he can heal, but all his fighting is done by his sassy talking sword. Also hes so salty. The sassiest. his companions are a scary muslim valkiry, a gay dwarf elf duo (which consists of his def elf and fashionable dwarf), and as I mentioned a sassy talking sword.

Then finally we have lester/apollo, who is flabby, acne prone, egotistical, self pitying, bi as fuck, and gets beat up alot. His powers include: feeling sorry for himself, singing the people around him into depression, regretting stuff, killing his loves, and kinda archery. His companions are: his blunt street urchin back stabbing child girl, his gay ass son, his gay ass sons emo gay ass boy friend, and his hippe grandma.

I see a trend, and I like it