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fuckbesitos  asked:

That funny awkward bi moment when you show attraction to a specific gender and someone assumes your totes gay not bi just gay ?¿

and then youre like “i’m bi” and theyre like “yeah lol ok youll pick eventually”

if you’re laughing about how obviously RIDICULOUS it is for someone who hasn’t given birth to want to be called a mother, it’s time to stop patting yourself on the back for how much you totes support gay families

i guess i’ll have to learn to be delicate (with your heart)

Fluff Friday: November 18 “Big & Little”

Not particularly shippy. Featuring: Sakura and Kakashi, with guest appearances by Naruto, Sai, Yamato, Tsunade and Shizune. Would nod vaguely at canon if they were to pass in the street.

This is de-aged fic. Neither Sakura nor chibi!Kakashi are particularly thrilled, but Naruto thinks it’s hilarious.


Sakura’s just coming up on the end of a long, long hospital shift when she hears the commotion in the lobby. She pauses, letting her attention stray from the medical chart she’s updating to trying to decipher the noise two floors down, but the distance muffles everything to only the dull rise and flow of voices. She cocks her head, listening to no avail.

“Haruno-sensei?” the chūnin perched on the bed dares prompt.

She frowns and shakes her head, turning back to her patient. If she’s needed, Shizune will send one of the nurses to fetch her. Until then, she has work to finish.

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Ok but when Lillie and I were standing on Exeggutor Island in the rain and she asked me what I was doing when this was all over and there was a pause and a fucking RAINBOW appeared, it was the gaYEST THING IVE EVER WITNESSED IN MY LIFE!!!!! I LOVE HER!!!!!

Breath of The Wild as Told by Tumblr

Since I don’t own a Switch or the actual game I thought I’d see what it’s like through other sources

Promotional trailers and critics:

  • The map’s are really big! Comparable to Skyrim!
  • You can go anywhere at any time! You can even get to the boss in like ten minuets!
  • The best zelda game ever™!!

Tumblr:

  • Link is totes gay for the prince fish
  • The Gerudo are ripped, will fight you, and still famine icon
  • HORSES! There’s like a million of them guys! Much catch and tame all of them!!
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Stella’s male counterpart Sebastian!! plus a super cute story by @trace-edges

“I’m sorry Loni.” Levi says with his lisp. “I can’t help you, my knowledge of the first world war is quite lacking.” He explains. “Also I don’t believe you would understand even if I did know.”
“I’m researching a war!” Loni announces, gleefully.
“Precisely.” Levi says before walking out.

Meanwhile at the Narvaez Household.

The phone rings. Sebastian runs over into the kitchen to answer it. “Hello?” He asks.
“Hi Sebastian! It’s me Loni.” Sebastian clutches the phone and screams in excitement into his hands. “Hello?” Loni asks.
Sebastian raises the phone to his ear. “Hello Loni!”
“I need your help on something, do you know anything about World War One?” He asks.
“N-Yes! Yes I know everything about it!” Sebastian lies.
“Great! You can like, totally help me study tomorrow!”
“Alright we can totally do that! Love you Loni!” He blurts out.
“What?” Sebastian hangs up the phone.

Loni shrugs his shoulders and puts down his phone. “He must have cut out.” He reasons.
Loki looks over from his phone. “That Sebastian guy is totes gay for you bro.” He explains.
“Really? You think he, likes me like that?”
“Is he the one on the yearbook committee? Me and Bebe always see him drooling over you in the halls.” Loki explains. “I’m a hundred percent sure he wants you bro.”

Sebastian slams his head on the table. How could he let that slip? And now tomorrow He’s gonna dig his grave even further by showing up with no knowledge of World War One. He looks up. “Wait a minute.” He says to himself. “I got it!”

The Ventura Household, about twenty minutes later.

Frantic knocking comes at the door. “I got it!” Vivian yells, walking into the foyer.
She opens the door to see Sebastian standing there, out of breath, he must have ran over there.
“Oh hey Sebby.” Vivian says, scratching her neck.
“Vivi, I need your help.”
“With what? Yearbook quotes?” She says sarcastically.
“No, history.” He corrects. “First world war.”
“Why?” Vivian asks.
“Loni Loud needs help.”
“Ahh.” She says. “I see, you need help getting in his pants.”
“No! I just want to help him.” His face red with embarrassment.
Vivian smirks, she steps back and gestures him in. “Alright, let’s get this over with.”

Hours of research and a few games of battlefield pass, Sebastian, armed with ALL the ins and outs of the Great War, walks back to his house.

“Well Mr. Loud.” Mrs. Carlson, the history teacher, begins. “This is one of the best reports I’ve gotten in years. A+” She says, looking over Loni’s packet.

At the lunch.
“We did it!” Loni says, giving Sebastian a hug. His face becomes flushed with blush.
“Yeah! We did!” He says, embracing Loni’s hug.
“I love you.” Loni whispers.
Sebastian’s eyes widen, Loni heard last night didn’t he?
“I love you too, Loni.” He says. “I love you too.”

Luke and Vivian stare at them on the other side of the table. Vivian leans closer to Luke. “For the record, I did all the research, all he did was take pictures of my house.” She explains.
“So why’d you do it?” Luke asks.
“I love it when boys are in love.”

can’t thank you enough for this story!! I love it :D