-midland (bc like idk I’ve always liked the title and also their adults who are just really starting their lives stuck in the middle of finally being like truly truly adults and still being confused about everything)
-4 gays and a straight guy (self explanatory)
-Gay Sitcom (it’s my tag for it right now)
-it’s always raining in west eugene
-Slobs (i feel like this could get whacky)
-none of us are stem majors so we’re all fucked: the five season television experience
I can’t wait until queerness is so normal that queer people can be part of sitcom cliches. Lesbians get married in Vegas and need to get divorced. A gay couple hosts Thanksgiving and the turkey gets burned. A trans man and a genderqueer person sell an orangutan to a man who eats orangutans.
so whenever you just wanna have a hands free fuck you go for a straight girl??
yup. Well, I mean there's some guidelines. She's gotta be open to it. You give her a little hey there, make s lesbian stance. If she's open to experimentation then it's smooth sailing from there.
well why not just hook up with another gay chick wouldn't it be easier?
mm mm nope. we lesbians are a weird breed and whenever we hook up there's always this kind of tension of is this a one time thing? are we gonna get serious? because we still live in a world where it's like we MIGHT get killed so if we're sleeping with each other it is after some careful consideration. Straight girls who are up for experimentation are good for just the fun stuff because they're usually just enthusiastic to orgasm in the first place--no offense.
I can't tell if I have the right to be insulted by that.
anyways then afterwards if they liked it they want to spread their wings and fly like beautiful little birds. I don't fit into that equation. And if it ended up not being for them, what's done is done.
why am i constantly coming up with weird but vivid creative ideas that i’ll never put in the effort to make but also have a hard time letting go of like?? [sits up in the middle of the night with wide eyes] Mockumentary sitcom about gay and competitive summer camp counselors [lays back down]
Kind hearted lovable satanist and their neighbor a newly laicized ex-priest bond during awkward visits to the park across from their townhouse.
The satanist has a pet iguana/some other giant lizard on a leash. They have named her “Benjamina” and often call her “Benny Baby” while crooning and feeding her bits of cabbage.
The ex-priest has an ancient and arthritic pitbull/rottweiler mix who is huge and slobbery and loves kisses and pets. Her name is “Tiny” and she wears a giant blue bow on her studded collar.
Benjamina and Tiny nap in sunny spots together. Tiny loves this weird spikey dog, and Benjamina is confused but accepting of this strange lumpy drool machine.
The satanist is kind of a run of the mill metal head/goth stereotype, and seems to listen exclusively to orchestra or operatic metal. They work as an IT contractor, and are v queer, v non binary, v into black lipstick, etc.
The ex-priest struggles with generic issues re: faith, no longer really being catholic, and internalized self loathing and guilt, bc I’m a predictable asshole who projects and is bitter abt the Vatican.
The two of them fall in love, support each other’s interests, argue mildly about interior decoration, and cause quite a ruckus every time they go to family get togethers.