Le Duo: if Gaston and Lefou starred in their own sitcom
Honestly tho this would be like one of those sitcoms that are really funny in the beginning then get kinda emotional as the series goes on… it would start with Gaston, with the help of his friend and wingman, Lefou, trying to get Belle to say yes to a date with him and miserably/hilariously failing every time. But the thing is, it would get really feelsy soon because Lefou would start to realize he has feelings for his friend, and Gaston will soon realize the same, and there’ll be a finale that makes us all cry buckets and ahhh suddenly I don’t want this show anymore
hey its been a while since i talked about my gay sitcom idea
another episode idea: so chris gets a girlfriend, and she’s like…kinda cultish? like hippie commune cult like. but the thing is she makes rly good edibles so everyone in the group is like yeah sure we’ll tolerate this straight girl for this. and chris is totally gone for her to the point of like delusion its wild. anyways she invites them all to this cool hippie festival, and theyre all like sure yeah we’re down n cassandras excited bc she’ll have good vegan food n deb n piper r excited bc it means they might meet their gay hippie farming wives n ronny’s going bc everyone else is n he’s like, mad into chris let me remind u so they all hop into the van n drive down.
turns out this thing is like fifteen people in a trash field all dropping acid and in possession of loaded guns, and its not so much hippie lesbian farmers as rly old creepy bums who’ve grown their hair out so they think theyre oppressed. long story short the whole group is kinda pseudo kidnapped by this group n chris’s gf, and chris is still p gone so he’s like guys isnt this awesome?? this is so awesome right?? anyways deb n piper are also just like. completely blitzed on chris’s gf’s edibles bc they were absolutely starving so theyre kinda just feeling it, too which leaves cassandra n ronny to basically save them all. they construct this HUGE plan, like all survivor-like, to watch everyones movements n sneak attack them n take the van back into town but it gets screwed up when piper starts trying to follow them around n talking loudly about everything they’re doing. so the bums n chris’s gf n everyone else in the cultgroup r like hey yeah ur gonna die tomorrow n then they go n party n at this point chris has given up trying to keep the illusion of happiness alive n is freaking out but come morning everyone in the group is passed out from partying beforehand so everyone just kinda tiptoes over everybody and heads home and the moral of the story is dont trust straight women 80% of the time
the fact is I wanna position piper snd ronny as two sides of the same coin, each self sabotaging bc they feel like they don’t deserve love and something good for them outside the group of friends they have. ronny does this by constantly going after men who are obviously dangerous to him/straight and piper does this by acting like she’s “counter culture from the uhaul movement” by never becoming committed and deciding that being in a rut is better than taking risks for actual happiness. and the thing is eventually, like around the time endgame starts to come into play of them being happy and healthy they slowly have to learn how to get out of these mindsets and grow and for ronny that comes in the form of chris coming out and him realizing that this is the only good relationship I have with a guy and he’s cares about me a lot so why not and for piper it comes in the form of a kind of partnership with cassandra in their inability to form long lasting relationships n being stuck n in seeing that in the other person grow together and eventually find themselves in a rly loving n caring relationship. deb is pretty self sufficient n won’t start actively looking for love until she’s thirty bc that’s just who she is as a person
See I don’t know what everyone else’s opinions on why they love Discovery are, but personally The Everyday Misadventures of the Science Squad™ is the Star Trek series I’ve waited my whole life for
That and Stamets is the embodiment of If Your Lab Partner is Being a Useless Dick, Be a Sarcastic Gay Arsehole to Them, and Spends Forever In the Lab Staring at an Experiment While Turning it Lovingly Over With a Spatula, Because it’s So Fucking Pretty, Why Don’t You Think it’s Beautiful, Hugh, and as a sad nerd science student that’s a level of relatability I’m here for,,