gay sitcom

Le Duo: if Gaston and Lefou starred in their own sitcom 

Honestly tho this would be like one of those sitcoms that are really funny in the beginning then get kinda emotional as the series goes on… it would start with Gaston, with the help of his friend and wingman, Lefou, trying to get Belle to say yes to a date with him and miserably/hilariously failing every time. But the thing is, it would get really feelsy soon because Lefou would start to realize he has feelings for his friend, and Gaston will soon realize the same, and there’ll be a finale that makes us all cry buckets and ahhh suddenly I don’t want this show anymore

hey its been a while since i talked about my gay sitcom idea

another episode idea: so chris gets a girlfriend, and she’s like…kinda cultish? like hippie commune cult like. but the thing is she makes rly good edibles so everyone in the group is like yeah sure we’ll tolerate this straight girl for this. and chris is totally gone for her to the point of like delusion its wild. anyways she invites them all to this cool hippie festival, and theyre all like sure yeah we’re down n cassandras excited bc she’ll have good vegan food n deb n piper r excited bc it means they might meet their gay hippie farming wives n ronny’s going bc everyone else is n he’s like, mad into chris let me remind u so they all hop into the van n drive down.

turns out this thing is like fifteen people in a trash field all dropping acid and in possession of loaded guns, and its not so much hippie lesbian farmers as rly old creepy bums who’ve grown their hair out so they think theyre oppressed. long story short the whole group is kinda pseudo kidnapped by this group n chris’s gf, and chris is still p gone so he’s like guys isnt this awesome?? this is so awesome right?? anyways deb n piper are also just like. completely blitzed on chris’s gf’s edibles bc they were absolutely starving so theyre kinda just feeling it, too which leaves cassandra n ronny to basically save them all. they construct this HUGE plan, like all survivor-like, to watch everyones movements n sneak attack them n take the van back into town but it gets screwed up when piper starts trying to follow them around n talking loudly about everything they’re doing. so the bums n chris’s gf n everyone else in the cultgroup r like hey yeah ur gonna die tomorrow n then they go n party n at this point chris has given up trying to keep the illusion of happiness alive n is freaking out but come morning everyone in the group is passed out from partying beforehand so everyone just kinda tiptoes over everybody and heads home and the moral of the story is dont trust straight women 80% of the time

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1940s beach babes

✩ *: ・゚ - BO BURNHAM SENTENCE STARTERS.

quotes from just some of my favorite songs by bo burnham. feel free to change the pronouns / names / punctuation whatever ! 

  • “ what’s funny ? ”
  • “ my ex girlfriend had a really weird fetish. she liked to dress up as herself & act like a fucking bitch all the time. ” 
  • “ if you can’t beat them , join ‘em. ”
  • “ i make all the single ladies ‘ oh (name) ! ’ ”
  • “ i swear i’m straight. ” 
  • “ just do a chinese accent. ” 
  • “  fuck my life, I don’t fuck my wife so fuck my wife & fuck my life. ” 
  • “ my daughter’s a whore like another girl who used to be her mother. ” 
  • “ my son is gay, but not sitcom gay. ”  
  • “ & i masturbate because i’m the only one whose standards are low enough to fuck me! ”
  • “ we had a helluva ride.” 
  • “ well, i motherfucking lied. ” 
  • “ just shut up ! ” 
  • “ fuck the system. ” 
  • “ it’s not jesus. it’s cheez - its, right ? ” 
  • “ you think i’m joking ? ” 
  • “ art is dead. ” 
  • “ tonight at ten the world is ending again. ” 
  • “ only on the channel 5. ” 
  • “ i’m a faggot. ” 
  • “ no girls wanna fuck me, trust me. ” 
  • “ i don’t give a fuck, don’t adjust me. ” 
  • “ one, two, three, whore - i mean four - shit, three, four, five, bitch - i mean six - shit. ” 
  • “ well, congratu-fucking-lations. ” 
  • “ i got your back kid. ”
  • “ fuck the rules, fuck the game, fuck you tools, fuck you’re lame. ” 
  • “ yeah, fuck me for my hard works, fuck another r - word, fuck me for my hard work that got me into harvard. ” 
  • “ you’ve got sticks and stones to turn to but I’ve got words to hurt you, so save your bullets ‘cause you’re fucked. ” 
  • “ you think you’re clever ? you’re fucked ! ” 
  • “ i must be psychotic, I must be demented to think that I’m worthy of all this attention. ”
  • “ i’m wearing makeup. ”
  • “ ‘cause i wanted my name in lights when i could have fed a family of four for forty fucking fortnights. ” 
  • “ but i’m just a kid. ” 
  • “ maybe i’ll grow out of it. ” 
  • “ i’m a gay sea - otter. ” 
  • “ i hate catchy choruses. ” 
  • “ i’m a hypocrit. ”
  • “ take off your bra & burn it. ”
  • “ eat a dick ! ”
  • “ oh my god, honestly are you fucking five ? ”
  • “ i think i’ve made the right decision. ”
  • “ it’s over. we’re unhappy. ”
  • “ & once the dust has settled i hope we can still be friends. ”
  • “ eat a fucking dick, like this ! ”
  • “ put on your dick - eating bib ! get ready to gobble a dick up ! ”
  • “ i didn’t think you’d cry for me… i didn’t know you cared. ” 
  • “ lick my clit ! ”
  • “ sorry you’re not what i need hun, lick this clit then leave son ! ”
  • “ i deserve better than you ! ”
  • “ you got a job to do, you better do it right. ”
  • “ i like oreoes & pussy ! yeah, in that order ! ”
  • “ i’m looking for somebody to love… or put my penis in – ” 
  • “ holy fuck i think she might be the one ! ”
  • “ i just want her to — how do I say this — sit on my face ! sit ! sit on my face ! ” 
  • “ you think you’re the right one every time ! ” 
  • “ according to my calculations, uh, you’re a pussy. ” 
  • “ i saw a homeless man named rich. isn’t that just terrible ? ” 
  • “ he didn’t here me say ‘ look out for the train ! ’ …because i didn’t say anything. ” 
  • “ i went to a store looking for something to buy but they only sold paintings of the same sad guy … no, wait — this store sells mirrors – ”

i have another idea for my gay sitcom where cassandra and chris are simultaneously dating identical twins they met at a party and one of them is gay and the other is not and it ends up being really confusing but theyre both too stubborn to be the first one to break up with the twins so its just them repeatedly like going to make out with who they think is farrah when its actually felicity, and vice versa until the twins decidedly break up with them as a collective. meanwhile deb and piper decide to go to a sapphic girls meetup and realize they can’t relate to anything anybody is saying because neither of them watch the cw and ronny struggles at work with finding a particular kind of beer a customer keeps asking for which takes him across all of the shitty microbrews the county has to offer

Honestly give me sitcom of a poc gay guy and a bi black girl that go through relationship crisis everyday in hilarious and funny ways that destroy narratives that poc gay men can’t be sexy and black women have to be sassy or independent and don’t need to find love. Give me them going through emotions together, finding themselves, being silly, loving, laughing, something light hearted, funny and meaningful.

there needs to be more happy gay couples on sitcoms we are missing out on fun story lines like a gay couple racing their significant other on who can propose first / most creatively and i really need that in my life

the fact is I wanna position piper snd ronny as two sides of the same coin, each self sabotaging bc they feel like they don’t deserve love and something good for them outside the group of friends they have. ronny does this by constantly going after men who are obviously dangerous to him/straight and piper does this by acting like she’s “counter culture from the uhaul movement” by never becoming committed and deciding that being in a rut is better than taking risks for actual happiness. and the thing is eventually, like around the time endgame starts to come into play of them being happy and healthy they slowly have to learn how to get out of these mindsets and grow and for ronny that comes in the form of chris coming out and him realizing that this is the only good relationship I have with a guy and he’s cares about me a lot so why not and for piper it comes in the form of a kind of partnership with cassandra in their inability to form long lasting relationships n being stuck n in seeing that in the other person grow together and eventually find themselves in a rly loving n caring relationship. deb is pretty self sufficient n won’t start actively looking for love until she’s thirty bc that’s just who she is as a person

anonymous asked:

I HOPE THIRTEEN FLIRTS WITH CLARA AND EVERYTHING IS GAY AND BILL COMES BACK AND DOCTOR WHO JUST BECOMES A GAY SITCOM IN SPACE

I MEAN I WANT BILL AND HEATHER TO STAY TOGETHER, AND CLARA AND ASHILDR ARE OBVIOUSLY TOGETHER, SO I SAY GIVE HER A NEW COMPANION TO BE HER NEW GIRLFRIEND AND THEN WE’LL HAVE THREE WLW RELATIONSHIPS TO CRY OVER IN THIS BIG GAY WONDERFUL LOVE FEST

Miranda Hart appreciation post.

I seriously don’t know why Miranda’s sitcom wasn’t more popular on tumblr! I mean it has:

Ships

Gay marriage

Body confidence (but also lack of)

Failing at new year’s resolutions

Failing at job interviews and generally being an adult

Social awkwardness

And the occasional existential crisis

Not to mention feminism and bad jokes! Seriously, if any of this applies to you, you should check it out!

theres another more whole gang centric episode where ronny gets a new boyfriend for the first time in a while and he ends up being this guy that like is very. like he wears a lot of slipknot shirts and has a car bumper sticker that says “warning: suicidal tendencies” on it and his name is trent and in trying to convince ronny this dude is not good for him and falls into ronny’s type of guy which is destructive and in the moment we see the progression of ronny meeting everyone from piper and chris in high school (also spotting on ronny’s crush on chris that he had in high school) to meeting cassandra as his new roommate that hasn’t been transferred to the appropriate housing yet because she, like, just came out like a month ago to meeting deb as pipers new friend at their apartment because during each of these encounters he had the same kind of shit boyfriend and so in the end hes like hey trent im uh NOT going to go to the arsonist convention this weekend but i hope you have fun!!! and then immediately goes on his phone and swipes right on a guy named thorn who has a sketchy knife collection