gay legion

@apolloshyacinthus okay, i want you to take a moment to imagine that you are a man who likes men in early 16 cent. england. gay sex acts haven’t been declared a capital offense by elizabeth i yet, so you’re having a decent time, restrictive social mores considered. you’re a man of wealth, so you want to take a vacation. you’ve been reading untranslated petrarch. there’s a calling within you to visit venice.

you go there and have a fun gay time… you and many other men, whether they be visitors or permanent residents… you and so many other men that gay behavior has actually started to be considered a social problem in dear old venizia… you and so many other men that the government commissions red light district prostitutes to stand topless on a local bridge in order to try and entice you and your legion of gay buddies back to heterosexuality… you and such a vastly inescapable number of men who like men that ‘ponte delle tette’ (’bridge of tits’) is not only a documented historical event but also a surviving bridge that you can still visit today

marvel moodboard : 

“I have no powers and not nearly enough training, but I’m doing this anyways. Being a super hero is amazing. Everyone should try it.”

anonymous asked:

What do you think about Reiner's sexuality?

Oh-oh. 

Here comes that question.

So well the thing is, at least to me, it doesn’t matter that much. I don’t care who Reiner wants to do where and where. I’d probably yell “Go get that booty Braun boii!” at background whoever he is with but I assume this answer is not gonna please you? If I try to give you a clear answer about whether he is from gay legion or a member of straight league, it woud be hard because of Reiner. Be careful, I am not saying he is bisexual either, what I am saying is that it is complicated and it is a huge mess because Reiner is a huge mess. 

At the beginning, we got this perfect brother like person everyone is looking up to. He is strong, he is reliable, he is the big brother ™  so him liking a pretty girl like Krista is the last combination of this perfect picture he is trying to draw and/or copy. But the real Braun underneath is not perfect or anything. He is lost, in every way. You can clearly see this at manga or at anime’s ep 31.

But if we look at the probably the sincere Reiner we can get at chapter 93, we also observe some similar patterns between Marcel Copy Reiner and The Actual Reiner. They both have papa sides for example. So it is really, really hard to draw a certain line. It is hard to say whether he is gay, straight or bi. Like I said, Reiner is a mess because Isayama wanted him to be a mess. Isayama wants him to be complexity becuase that is what Reiner is.

Thank you for the ask, hope this helps!

So, hey! Aaages ago I claimed Cynthia/Kjelle, and I did end up submitting it, but it was right in the middle of the Floranslaught (Floravalanche? Florapalooza?) so it might’ve gotten lost? And then I got kinda nervous so I didn’t submit it again for a while;; But here it is now!

A note: I based this on the idea of them both having fangirls. For Cynthia, that’s revealed in her Inigo C support. But for Kjelle, I first read it in the trivia section of one of the wikis, but when I skimmed through her supports, I couldn’t seem to figure out where it was revealed in the text? It’s (hopefully) not too implausible anyway, though - Fire Emblem certainly seems to take the view that all girls are really gay for butch girls in general, anyway. :P

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List Of Powerful Friends

Please Note: This Is Not A List Of All Friends, Just The Folks Who Have Displayed Incredible Abilities At Some Point Or Another In The Time Since I’ve Met Them

In No Particular Order:

  • Friend Mungus: The Absolute Roundest Boy. Capable Of Screams Which Allow Him To Float Through Time.
  • Friend Oliver: The Absolute Biggest Boy.
  • Friend J: A Sneaky Boy Who Can Get Anywhere Unseen.
  • Friend Oscar: Also Quite The Sneaky Lad.
  • Coin Friend (So Sorry I Forgot Your Name Please Forgive Me): Possesses A Coin With Untold Abilities.
  • Friend Skylar: Capable Of Ancestral Awakening As Well As Mimicking Anything With Absolute Perfect
  • Friend Melvin: The God King. Even Roberta Respects Him.
  • Friend Taco: I Don’t Know What She Can Do But By Golly You Don’t Get That Cool Of A Name Without Earning It
  • Friend Emory: A Fellow Who Came From Nothing & Made Just One (1) Of The Best general Stores There Is. That Sort Of Determination Is Legendary.
  • Friend .-. — -. : The Bastion.
  • Friend Derrik: The Antibody. Capable Of PECK.
  • Police Friends: Harbingers Of Justice In This Weird World
  • Friend Rufus: Leader Of The Mud Crocodilians.
  • Friend Riley: Leader Of The Sneak Triumvirate. Also Commands The Rowdy Boys™.
  • Friend Oswald: Impenetrable Scales.
  • Friend Roberta: Commander Of The Gay Legions. Progenitor Of The Third Wave.

If I Missed Anybody PLEASE Let Me Know & Add On To This List I Want To Include All Friends

space-x-prince  asked:

i noticed that theres a Pansexual Pantheon and a Asexual Armada, do you have any others?

Yes. Our nearby regions are populated by several groups, all of whom are friends with members of the Pansexual Pantheon. The Bisexual Battalion, the Lesbian Legion, the Gay Gang and the Transgender Team are all powerful nations. Every month, these nations congregate for a giant festival, including a feast with wild boar, lively music, and fun times for all.