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draco discovers football

DRACO : Harry! Harry! Look what I found on our tiny screen thingie! 

HARRY : It’s a television Draco, and that’s football–a muggle sport.

DRACO : It looks easy! Nothing compared to Quidditch, we should play this mystical football sport. 

HARRY : Um…I don’t think that’s a good idea…

DRACO : DO YOU NOT BELIEVE IN MY FOOTBALL SKILLS? LET’S GO SCARHEAD.

*twenty minutes later*

HARRY : *calmly trying to detangle Draco from the net* 

DRACO : *crying dramatically* HELP HARRY! FOOTBALL IS ATTACKING ME.

au where bitty comes from a family of, like, eight siblings…and he’s the tallest of them all.