gay evidence

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will byers is gay coded → canon evidence

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Blue/Green actually said that in HGSS YOU CANNOT TELL ME HE DIDN’T MISS RED WHEN HE SAID THE PLAYER LOOKS LIKE RED AND THEN HE’S JUST LIKE “WHATEVER” YOU DAMNED TSUNDERE I SWEAR

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Evidence for gay Sirius Black:

  • Straight up ignored girls, despite getting loads of attention from them
  • Lived with Lupin in at least two different houses (‘lie low at Lupin’s’ and ‘Lupin, who was staying in the house with Sirius’)
  • Bought joint Christmas presents for his godson with a bloke
  • About clocked Snape for attacking Lupin
  • ‘Too busy being a rebel to settle down’ or alternatively ‘too busy just straight up loving men to get a wife/girlfriend’

Evidence for straight Sirius Black:

  • Had a poster on the wall of his childhood bedroom
  • ??
  • ???????
  • ??????????

LIST OF THINGS MY DAD SAID WHEN I SHOWED HIM PICTURES OF DAVID CAMP CAMP

“Who is this evidently gay person”

“His hair looks like a Bunsen burner flame”

“He looks a bit like Pinocchio”

“A gay version of Tintin”

“Why does he wear a necktie? Is it so that he doesn’t dribble his food all over his camp shirt? Would that be the end of his little wowld”

“A gay icon of the world like Mika”

“It’s like what if Pinocchio was gay what’d he look like”

(Anything else?)

“He’s ginger as well”

(What do you think of his vest?)

“Oh I’m not even going there”

“He got his clothes from the tree hugger centre”



“Uhm what is he even doing”

“What thE hELL is going on with his k n e e s”



“He was gay before even hitting puberty!!!”

“He says what? Dang and hooey? He’s Canadian”

“He’s bloody Canadian”

“He drinks M A P L E Z A P he is OBVIOUSLY Canadian”


“I can’t believe I signed up for this crap”

“Is he sleeping with a log? You can’t tell me he’s not Canadian NOW, if you do I’m calling bullsh*t”

Tom: He? Matt is straight? Right?

Matt: Yeah, I- I am. I don’t know why they’re- why the would say that…

Tom: I mean like if you aren’t that fine and you can tell me cause obviously- 

Matt: Yeah, I know. But I’m not- we should just move on. 

Tom: Sure

My prof: Dionysus’ followers were mostly women since he wasn’t like other male gods, and never tried to assert himself onto them sexually

Me: Because he was gay

My prof: Achilles was so grief stricken after Patroclus’ death that he returned to battle to avenge him, even though he knew it would spell his death

Me: Because he was gay

My prof: Iolaus was the most dedicated of all Heracles’ companions and helped him cauterize the neck of the hydra, even though it was great personal risk for him

Me:

My prof:

Me:

My prof:

Me: Because he