It is truly stunning how every time you think the Cleveland authorities’ behavior in the Tamir Rice story can’t get any more outrageous or despicable, it does.

You’re telling me NO ONE there actually spoke up and said “Hey, after everything that’s happened, maybe suing his family for the cost of the ambulance ride is a bad fucking idea? Let’s just write it off,”? 

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I did a bunch of Jessica Jones illustrations for Gawker and Netflix! Check it out on Jezebel! Big thanks to Patrick, Justin, and Jacob at Gawker Media.

Full disclosure: I haven’t actually watched the show yet. Everyone seems to really like it, so I guess I kind of have to now. 

I don’t not like the colored versions of these, but I really enjoyed them just as ink drawings (as usual). 

Gawker wrote a piece today wondering if Jeb Bush has worn the same sweater four days in a row since he’s been photographed in it at several different events over the past few days. So, Jeb Bush e-mailed Gawker to answer their question, and it kind of makes me like him more (“I am the proud owner of four sweaters. And I have the best tax plan.”)

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Idealists Won't Vote for Idealistic Candidate Because He Can't Win Because They Won't Vote For Him
Today, American voters can finally head to the polls to exercise their hallowed democratic right: the right to actively participate in destroying their own dreams of a better country.
By Hamilton Nolan

“"Bernie Sanders can’t win, too bad,“ say idealist voters who will cause that very thing to happen.”

Gawker with these killer lines

Angry Militia Leader: Stop Mailing Us Dildos” 

“ No one ever said it’s easy to take a stand against the federal government: it’scold, there aren’t enough snacks, everyone is pissy, and a bunch of strangers won’t stop sending you hate mail and dicks.”

People are sending the terrorists occupying my state dildos, penis-shaped candy, and hate mail. While they plan on reselling the dildos on ebay, if you have the money to spare, I encourage sending glitter, hate mail, sequins, etc, to these assholes.