gawd i really got into this

💜 NYA! 💜 Happy Voltron Fandom Positivity Day!!!

(-^    v  ^-) if you’ve been following my blog at all~ then you already know that this Pidge is all about that fandom family vibe!!!! (^O   w O)^ MUCH LOVEEE!!!! *throws confetti in the air* so thank you so much to @stargazershiro for organizing this exchange!!! My piece is dedicated to @lyrikin !!!!!!!!! MUCH LOVE TO YOU FANDOM FRIEND!!!! (-^    O ^-) and the best of luck with your writing project! gawd knows i’m not a writer!!! so you’re heads and tails above me just by trying your best!!! YOU GOT THIS!!!! <3 <3 <3

miraculoustang  asked:

hey whats up! my friend dan sent me your stuff months ago when i was in the Big Art Blues and seeing you animate and love your characters really inspired me and reminded me why i love art. IM FUCKIN REAL CHUFFED AS NUTS THAT YOU LIKE COUpon kids nice nice nice thank you

FUCK YEAH !! when i saw all ur animated stuff i got so fuckin excited cuz GAWD YES THATS .. THAST MY SHIT…..


Tron (1982)

Unappreciated Mini-SasuSaku Moment

I was going to post this during SasuSaku week, but I was drowning in my finals, sorry!  ヾ(。>﹏<。)ノ゙

Anyway, I always liked this moment, even when I read this as a kid. It’s 10 hours later, after Sakura got beat up by the sound ninjas and Sasuke went bananas because of his curse mark.

Sasuke was pretty set on getting more than 3 fish until Sakura arrived. Seeing as she’s bandaged and it’s only 10 hours later, we can assume Sasuke and Naruto spent most of the night watching/helping Sakura tend to her many wounds. Sakura walks over to the two boys with a simple request, unaware that they were just bickering about the amount of fish, and Sasuke immediately changes his mind. Sasuke, Mr. Always Stubborn, changed his mind on a whim after hearing Sakura say she needed a tiny bit of help. He still felt bad I’m sure that she got so beaten to a pulp trying to defend him. (Poor Naruto still didn’t understand the gravity of the situation, of course, so he’s just clueless on the whole thing.)

Also, I wanna point out that the anime messed this scene up, and didn’t even show Sakura’s face in the scene. She just yelled from somewhere out in the forest for them. (And oh my gawd, the English dub screwed it up even more with Sasuke being a little bitch saying “I have to do everything around here! Grrr!” REALLY guys?? He never did such a thing!! Stop making Sasuke so miserable to listen to, English Dub!!)

Anyway, I know it’s just a little moment, but when I was like 12 and reading this, I thought it was just so cool that Sasuke would be willing to stop arguing (his favorite past time activity) to help Sakura out. I was pretty jealous, haha :)

Thanks for reading!  ♪(๑ᴖ◡ᴖ๑)♪

Valdangelo Headcanons

Making this because I love all of you who helped me get to about 100 followers!

Also I’m Valdangelo trash.


  • they got together after about - oh I dunno - TEN THOUSAND CENTURIES
  • jk just about seven years
  • they’re huge nerds
  • they play mythomagic together and go against each other in video games - especially in overwatch
  • and they talk about superheroes - 90% of the time about who would win: batman vs iron man
  • its so cute, and everyone teases them about it
  • don’t forget how they’re small and scrawny
  • you’ll just see lil’ leo sleepin in nico’s lap while nico looks like he’s cuddling a teddy bear and you’ll start squealing
  • but they’re also REALLY scary
  • like, oh ma gawd, you piss em off, it’s like awakening Satan from his eternal slumber
  • fucking hell will reign down and all you can do is run
  • nico can control the dead and literally becomes shadows and leo can summon fire and his intellect is smarter than most grown-ups - the tag team that can fucking murder you
  • gay and bi jokes
  • bi, nico!” “nice to see you togay too, valdez”
  • they listen to emo music 24/7
  • like nico’s always hearing My Chemical Romance and Leo is in love with Fall Out Boy
  • but they are little when compared to the best - Panic! at the Disco
  • oh and they also watch some strange shit
  • not that kind of strange shit - get your mind outta the gutter - I’m talking about mystery/creepy/horror shit
  • like they are legit pining for destiel
  • also they are IN LOVE WITH VOLTRON
  • most of the camp make jokes about how klance is the upgraded version of them and theyre like “wait? we’re a tv trope now???”
  • they love dancing and singing together
  • like at the campfire nico is strumming the guitar and singing ed sheeran songs while leo is dancing like a fucking god and it’s beautiful
  • death jokes
  • lots of unhealthy death jokes
  • “nico, you look like death.” “I AM DEATH”
  • “leo, if you go in there, you’ll die!” “eh, been there, done that”
  • they usually make art together - leo with machines and nico with painting/sketches
  • everyone’s so jelly of their skills because that is not humanly possible wtf
  • nico gets along with hephaestus well because theyre both lonely souls and kinda understand each other
  • leo at first yells at hades because “WHY THE FUCK HAVE YOU NEVER HELPED YOUR SON YOU UNGRATEFUL-” 
  • and hades immediately likes him because leo really loves nico and wants to protect him and he’s a feisty little child
  • so he‘s chill with them
  • plus leo makes a lot of puns that nico hates and hades LOVES puns so…
  • persephone takes a lot of liking to leo
  • one time she kidnapped him for a kind of bonding time and nico got so jelly he went down to the underworld and kidnapped leo back
  • sadly leo refused to take off his flower crown
  • nico’s the dominant one in the relationship
  • no comment
  • they both protect hazel with their FUCKING LIVES; you mess with her you be dealing with two badass gremlins
  • but lets move to some angsty shit
  • they talk about everything together - what projects leo’s doing, what happened on a quest nico was given from his dad, so and so
  • they never keep a secret from each other
  • but from time to time bad memories come up and they talk to each other about it
  • dreams, Maria and Bianca, Esperanza, their times in Tartarus (WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF LEO SACRIFICED HIMSELF AND ENDED UP IN TARTARUS FUCK ME UP HOLY SHIT), and everything that has affected them during their horrible lives
  • they cry a lot but mostly just when they let it all out to each other
  • they hug and kiss and maybe have some comfort sex to help each other feel better
  • it’s really sweet
  • the two of them try their best to support one another
  • they whisper sweet nothings to each at night, know when to give each other some space, after they fight they both try to apologize no matter who was at fault, but they mostly just talk about…everything
  • and after several years of being together, nico proposes to leo on the mast of the former Argo ||, the ship that brought them together
  • no pun intended

So, here are my Valdangelo headcanons.

Thank you! I love you all!

Day 44 of #365Days
& Day 2 of Rizumo Week

“Angst or Embarrassment”

Gawd, this day was hard. I got the ideas but comic style and unfortunately… Time had forsaken me.

So here is Rin, peeking under the desk of a embarrassed Izumo to see if she is mad. XD (I saw a pic on fb like this before)

anonymous asked:

Do you have any evak + girl squad headcanons?<3

Okay let me just say I live for evak and the girl squad. Like so so so much. The birthday one shot I did for Even’s birthday was basically just a massive girl squad and Isak hanging out fest. I am obsessed haha

  • So just like the boy squad the girl squad and evak work all for so many different reasons depending on the girl. So Even and Noora find themselves in serious discussions about women’s rights and human rights and equality all together. Even is actually one of the few people that make Noora rethink things she was so sure were the only way to think about them. They listen to each others perspectives and then broaden the way they originally think about something, and it is both beautiful and annoying because Isak is just like ooohhhh eeem geee stop. And then omg Chris cracks up Even so much. her jokes and omg omg omg 
  • Okay so Chris does not let Even forget that she had this ‘connection’ with Isak. She is all “So Even, you know I am really glad that Isak found you because, I mean we kinda had a thing” and Even raises his eyebrows and is like “really?” she nods “Oh yeah, gawd our energy, the sexual tension, it was electrifying!” then she lowers her head in pity “poor Isak tho, He tried to make me jealous once which didn’t work, and then by the time he would have been ready to profess his love for me I had already found my Kasper. I can tell it really cut him up.” Even is just like “wow, I had no idea” and she is all “yeah it hurt so much that no other girl could compare. But I mean I’m just glad he finally got over me,” And Even laughs and says “same Chris, same.” 
  • And then ahhh Eva and Isak are finally reunited. They had such a precious friendship before the snake stuff went down and now they are baaack. They like have so many silly inside jokes and do such fun and silly stuff together that just makes everyone smile and go “ahhh you two” Like Isak and Eva’s super cute and adorable shenanigans truly come out together and Even and Vilde just sit there all heart eyed as they watch Isak and Eva compete to see who can fit the most marshmallows in their mouths. (this of course leads to some inappropriate jokes from the girls, especially Chris who says something along the lines of “this is really a competition to see who is better at fitting something else in their mouths” Even laughs of course and gives her a dick joke of his own. they are adorable) 
  • Oh and Eva showers Even in stories of baby Isak. of all the goofy stuff he did in middle school, and how his obsession with trying to rap began. And she leans forward and whispers “I’m pretty sure he actually thinks he’s really good so just go with it so we can get more footage of him being a dork” And Even is like “That won’t be a problem” and shows her the million videos he has secretly taken of Isak doing silly things and it is amazing and Eva is giggling and telling him a story for every video he shares with her. And it is like so perfect. <3 
  • Ahhh Sana my angel Sana gets along so well with our boys. Her and Isak are so so close (as we know) and they just mock each other and banter in such a fond way. It is adorable. and then Sana pays out Isak to Even which he loooooves but then Just like Sana and Isak, Even and Sana talk about so much issues that are happening in society and religion and cultural beliefs and basically their own personal values that truly make them understand each other and feel less alone. It’s beautiful. Sana clearly has a soft spot for both these boys which the girls tease her about immensely. Because this one time Even corrected her and the whole table just gasped and went into a dead silence, waiting for Sana to put him in his place buuuut instead she was like “Oh yes. Thank you. So anyway…” and they are just like OMG and now they laugh and go “Sana is a softie!” and Sana just glares and is like “I can make you all disappear.” 
  • And then Vilde omg I love Vilde + evak. I actually want to write a real drabble about this one day (I will when I finish the prompts and get a chapter out for each fic ahhh) so anyway this one is so funny because Isak and Even absolutely adore and love Vilde buuuut in completely different ways. So to Isak, Vilde is that super annoying little sister who is just like always there asking him things and telling him things and interrupting kissy time with his boyfriend and he is just like “oh my gawd Vilde I don’t care what dress you are wearing! Just cos I am dating a boy doesn’t mean I know fashion. gawd” And then she lectures him on his manners and he tells her to look in a mirror and she says I was gonna say the same to you but then I thought you would probably break it and they just totally bicker like siblings and it’s adorable. But then Even, oh Even he finds Vilde so endearing and sweet and he just wants to protect her and keep her happy and safe from the world. So this makes things awkward cos he is always like “Vilde join us to the movies tonight!” when she is complaining about having no plans and Isak is just like “ummm baby what the actual hell” because it always turns into Vilde rambling and Even listening politely while Isak is rolling his eyes and mumbling under his breath. He really does love her tho. Like if anyone actually hurt Vilde he would be the first to be like “I will defeat you with my muscles” and Even would be all “Isak you are the softest boy I know” and Isak is all “I am the master at fighting” and Even is just like “Okaaaaay sure Jan” 

Ahhh omg this is ridiculously long and probably not very good. I think I will try to make a better girl squad and evak headcanon in the future haha sorry for messing this up :( 

anonymous asked:

so i just discovered your fic list and oh gawd u don't know how happy i am with this discovery. thank u for this. anyway i just finished reading ur alternate meets canon fic and. i want to roll and jump and. oh my gawd i really wanna know what happened next?? do u have some other headcanons/ideas for this? is it ok with u to divulge them? no pressure if u don't want to though! just really wanted to thank u for it! i adore alternates meeting with canons so it was really a joy to read. thank u!

[FIC LINK] [Additional ask]

Oh anon, thank you <3 I loved the idea for that fic, had plans for it floating in my head for months before the ask got me to write it down. It was going to be this huge epic, like 100k words probably, switching between Derek and alt!Stiles in the canon universe and Stiles trying to make sense of the warped landscape of the alternate world he’d been thrown into. 

Derek’s just standing there in his bedroom doorway, looking softer than Stiles has ever seen him: his hair loose and ungelled, hanging over his forehead.

“Hey Derek,” he says, trying to blink his way back from the visual. “You look…”

“What?” He seems totally lost on what’s making Stiles stare, and after a few seconds Stiles decides not to even try explaining it. You look nice keeps running through his head, but that’s not close enough. It’s not that Derek never looks nice. (Hell, Derek always looks nice, but that’s a whole other issue.) He looks happy sometimes too, and that’s the only other word Stiles can pull up that edges close to accurate. You’re in my bedroom is the third, half-formed option, but that’s happened before too. It’s just something about the combination of those things right now, and the comfortable way he’s standing in the space  –– hands not in his pockets, shoulders not slumping in like he’s offended by the general pressure of someone else’s air –– that’s catching Stiles up. And there’s no way to fit any of that into words.

“You’ve got flour on your shirt,” he says instead, and Derek glances down with a soft laugh. Brushes the powder off so it wafts out in a soft cloud between them. The open smile he’s wearing when he looks up again is enough to make Stiles heart tug with how devastatingly dreamlike this all is.

“I was making breakfast,” he answers, and Stiles blinks. Ok, yeah. So, definitely a dream.

I had an entire timeline listed out for the alternate universe –– how things had all gone differently, in a chain reaction starting with Laura surviving Peter’s attack (link to that scene, if you’re interested) and just cascading outward, through the fracturing of Scott and Stiles’ friendship when a very human Scott was lured into the Argent side of the divide (via his interest in Allison and, ironically, concern for Stiles and the dangers of “vicious werewolves”) and Stiles sided with Laura and Derek. 

“Wait… I still got with Allison, even if I wasn’t…”

“You two are so together it’s disgusting, alright? Apparently she hit a dog with her car and you guys got to know each other at the animal clinic and right after that you two were like, destined. A week in I could see like… wedding bells and white picket fences going on in your head. It was obnoxious and I was thrilled for you, dude. And then all the hunter crap happened.”

How Laura being alive kept Derek from being quite as dark and broken as he was in the first few seasons, how she made the executive decision to bring the Sheriff in early to earn his trust and support against hunters and supernatural threats alike, and how the town more or less broke down into a cold war zone between the werewolf and hunter sides of the conflict.

The tragedy is that somewhere in all that planning and preparation my detailed notes and timeline completely vanished. I have no idea how. Pages of details and alt!character development and plot planning… and all I have left is a page or so of scenes and stray quote segments, and I just don’t remember enough about the details to make it the way it originally would have. I can tell you a few details, though, and maybe throw in a few of the excerpts too.

I know that it still took a long time for Stiles and Derek to come together. Stiles had sided with the werewolves mainly because Laura had come to the Sheriff (and the Sheriff, remembering the fire and the lost kids the Hales had been when he’d told them the news, and appreciating finally being handed answers to all the mysteries that don’t quite add up in this town, agreed to work with them at least to stop Peter… and then the bond just built from there), and because it had been the right thing to do. And Derek wasn’t shattered the way he was in canon season one maybe, but he was still Derek. Laura’s skeptical, snarky, and untrusting little brother, the cynic to her careful optimism. And Stiles is sarcastic and blunt and, in this version of reality, also hurt and bitter from losing his best friend to the enemy, so he wasn’t exactly super open to bonding with one of the reasons Scott wasn’t around anymore. (It was easier to forgive Laura, who was more sympathetic, but Derek’s general if he sided with hunters he’s not worth having around anyway attitude did not help relations early on.) Stiles and Derek butted heads and snarked constantly at first but their alliance against Peter and the hunters, various life-or-death situations, and Laura’s friendship with the Sheriff (especially when he took her on as a deputy), kept them close, and eventually they fell together just like they’re always going to.

Beacon Hills is a constant danger zone, though, because the hunter threat still hasn’t died. Scott reaches out to Stiles from time to time, earnestly believing every Argent lie that wolves are dangerous monsters and that Stiles is going to get himself killed for being with them. But he’s basically a hunter at this point, believes their philosophy because he’s been on the Argents’ side in every showdown, and honestly thinks Stiles and the Sheriff have been seduced by the Hales’ supernatural wiles (Kate has indoctrinated Scott and Allison with a very different version of her history with Derek) and he needs to do whatever he can to save his former best friend from them.

“Scott’s not a werewolf?”

“What?” Stiles starts to laugh, before his brows arch sharply. “Oh my god, you’re serious. No. No, Scott’s practically married in with the Argents; he’d probably kill himself if he got the bite.” Bitterness floods his features; he fights and fails to smooth it away.

And Stiles is wounded and bitter and cuts off any attempt at contact from his old friend because they’ve both chosen their sides, there’s too much bad blood, and thinking about Scott as anything more than the enemy or the creep who’s allied with killers is too painful at this point.

Lydia’s also in with the Argents, from virtue of being Allison’s best friend and having been smart enough to catch on after a couple months that something decidedly supernatural was going on. She’s a very different Lydia, though, having never had her banshee powers awakened (she was never bitten by Alpha!Peter because… well, there was no Alpha!Peter) and is likely still more similar to her pre-Peter-possession self. I had a lot more details about all of the side characters and how they fit into the developing arc, but most of it’s sadly lost now.


I AM SO LATE ON INKTOBER AND not sure when i will have the time to resume…so have some pyre doodles i did in between….that should…count….maybe

reader self stuff with me and @maulingredpanda and bad dating advice from the Nightwings….idk i’ll post the conclusion to that bertrude advice but wheeeze if i miss enough days or ppl interested i’ll post it up. enjoy!

A Thomas Sanders Appreciation Post

AKA Thomas is amazing and I love the Sanders Sides

Can we all just acknowledge that Thomas is an amazing human being? (I’m sure most people do anyway) The courage it takes to share something so deeply personal, and deliver it in such a beautiful and well crafted way, I just… I am blown away. I did not expect to cry, but I found myself with tears in my eyes. Some of the dialogue, the expressions, the editing, it just got me. It was something I could relate to so well and I really hope it’s been a helpful coping mechanism for Thomas and that he’s doing good, because honestly he deserves it. What a phenomenal person.

This man, right here, is amazing. And I’m so glad he’s got such good friends and family around him, and that there are millions of people all over who feel the same way I do.

And I’d also like to add, the man can act??? As in, I 100% believe in the Sides as characters? Every time I see them on screen I can very easily distinguish them as their own personalities. For example, I see Patton and I don’t think ‘Oh wow, Thomas is playing Patton he’s so cute’, I am invested in Patton. To make a character seem like a totally different person to yourself, especially when the whole premise is that he is part of you and obviously they all look like you, is a real skill.

None of that last paragraph made any sense, let’s move on.

I loved Roman and Virgil’s loss of control. It was obviously due to Patton trying to hide his feelings behind a curtain of happiness, but I love how Roman was just over the top fanciful to compensate for heartbreak, and Virgil was reverting into his “corrupted” voice. So good. The editing and acting was brilliant.




Ugh, sooooo good! Some of my favourite moments in this video were of Virgil or Roman just being over the top because of Patton’s room.

Also, this exchange between Roman and Patton:

Patton, cry out to him.

*he scream*

That’s just over 2 minutes in and I was in bits. The writing, the pacing of the story, the acting (again), the comedic timing, the editing… I could go on.

I’m going to go on.

This following scene is what really got me. This is when the tears started welling up and I had to pause the video to compose myself.

How you’re reacting, for however long, is completely normal. Not bad, not strange, not stupid. - Virgil Sanders.

This, man. This just got me. These two simple lines of dialogue hit me on such a personal level that I had to pause the video and walk away from it for a sec. And coming from Virgil, the source of anxiety, which is something I personally deal with? It got me. Well played, Sanders. Well played.

I’m sorry, I’m not trying to make it about me. Back to Thomas.

Can I also point out the changing photos in the frame in the background? I know everyone noticed it but I’d be a fool not to include it in this long post. The fact that it is a different picture every time it cuts back to Thomas’ shot must have taken days to edit (or probably hours, because Joan and Talyn are amazing). Regardless, it took a long time, and I would like to praise the blessings, nay, the divine miracles that are Joan and Talyn. I’m sure Thomas did loads of editing for this too but those two are honestly sent from some godlike dimension or something. The work they put in… *mind blown*

I’m also really glad that when Thomas came to his ‘resolution’ for the video, they were in the photo in the background. Little details like that make me happy.

Can we also talk about this?

Is this appealing to you, at all?

Logan, is that a… cat hoodie?

I thought this might be less cumbersome, while still catering to your… eccentric standards.

You got me a gift?!


Originally posted by smilethroughtears96

Ok, but seriously, Thomas, you are amazing. You will probably never see this post because oh my gawd, it is long and I am no-one. But I’m proud of everyone who managed to get all the way through it to make it to this point. Thomas is an amazing actor. The editing, especially in the closing montage (which is where the tears finally fell, btw) was phenomenal. I felt every second of it. I laughed, I cried, I rewatched it seven times and then another three times to make this post. I’m pretty sure this turned out to be even longer than my Virgil Appreciation Post, which was pretty darn long. But it was important to me to get this off my chest.

Thomas Sanders is amazing, and I appreciate him.

One last thing:

Virgil’s smile in the end card. I died.

Ok, now I’m done. I hope you’re having a great day. Sorry this post is long.

The Real MVP By: Y.Black

Ok the story started junior year, fall 03’. Well wait let’s take it back even further it was Labor Day weekend 2000. I was my 13th b-day weekend. My older cousins made it their mission to get me zooted for the first time. They were successful needless to say. But the conversation while I was lifted came in to play years later, in the fall of 03’.  They asked me if I was a virgin and at the time, reluctantly I said yeah. I mean hell I was young, they were who I looked up to. Crazy how shit changes though. So, the laughed I was in my feelings like “I should have lied.”  But the older of my two cousins broke into a monologue.
Cuzzo… Say wodie  (this was the time The Hot Boys ran shit)

Originally posted by achanchui

when you start fucking you gon run across this one lil’ broad who gonna put it on ya.  I mean you probably gon be aight. But you not gonna be able to last five minutes in that pussy. Trust me I’ve been there lil woe (he thought he was Turk or B.G. understudy for real). But take it from me you gon meet her. I don’t know when or where but she gon catch your ass.

Ok so fast forward to the spring of 03’ I lose my virginity to my sister’s friend. Couldn’t tell me shit, I was 15 she was 18. I was a man that day. So, it was cool got some head and all; only thing was I didn’t climax even after intercourse. She was all concerned like “Why didn’t you cum? Was it good? What didn’t I do right?” I told she was good, it was good. That was our only encounter.

So jump to the summer I am handed my girlfriends virginity one day after practice. I was so careful and cautious, I wanted everything to be as smooth and as perfect as it could be. I mean it happened but boy however uneventful, but it happened. I took my time and she gave direction; we had no clue what we were doing. Funny thinking about it now. With all the technicalities involved I didn’t climax yet again.  I was on cloud 10 honestly. I didn’t understand that all the worrying and precaution caused me not to reach my peak. In my head I was ready to go to the valley, put me on film. I can go for an hour, I had stamina for days you hear me.  Mr. Marcus watch out lil bih, lame ass Brian Pumper clear it.

Ok so let’s move to the fall the girlfriend and I are broken up and shit but she still the homie. But I have Drama this semester, which was a mixed class mostly seniors and juniors; couple of sophomores sprinkled in. Anyways I got to act an ass every other day for two hours and that was cool. So I get close to this chick, cute red thing she was a dancer and was outgoing. I was a nerd/jock, but I was cool as shit right. So we chit chat get closer and the attraction is there. We don’t act on it for months. Now we are in December we win state for football. And now I have some time after school for a couple of weeks before baseball starts up. Christmas is a few weeks away and so I find my time after school being spent with lil mama. The attraction on grew the more time we spent. We kissed here and there a couple times the vibe was cool.

So one day she asked for a ride home. I was like “come really you don’t have to ask.” So we cruise over to her grandma’s house. She was like “you want to come in?” My ass naïve ass said “shit you got some Kool-Aid.”

Originally posted by its-happyhappy

She grabbed my hand a led me in and sat me on the couch. She went and fetched the drink and then she headed to the back to check on her grandma. She came back and we watched 106 & Park, well more like it watched us. We kissed and groped something serious. It was a whole different ball game outside the school house. Frankly she too the lead, and I wasn’t about to interject.

She unzipped my pants and put her mouth on me. I swear I should have left right then and there. She was getting it in, and I was so lost I forgot her grandma was home and frankly I didn’t care. Then she fucked the whole game up. She stopped sucking and looked me in the eye, dick still in hand and said “I love the way your dick us curved.”

Originally posted by corecustom

Nigga, I think I exhaled in that moment. She went back to sucking, while my feelings free fell right into her hands. After a few more minutes she said “I wanna feel you in me” after all she has done and confessed she could have asked for my hand in marriage I probably would have said “I Do.”

She grabbed my hand led me to the wash room and she took her pants off and she was like “let’s get it” and I was like “lets” my nerd ass.  She laid back I slipped the condom on and I was so high off of her I did something I had never done.  I kissed her kitty. I mean I felt compelled after she had praised my royal penis in such a manor. I gave it a nice long kiss before putting it in. Oh My Gawd!!!! It was completely different from my experiences beforehand, form the first stroke. It was like I had ice cream be for, but now they put chocolate syrup and sprinkles on it.

Originally posted by analsenpai

Her thang grabbed me like she didn’t have any intentions of letting me go.  On everything I love I may have gotten 20 strokes in before I started feeling funny. I started feeling a tingle in my back, my breathing was quick I couldn’t explain it, my dick started to spasm. I was really like man this feel like heaven. Oh boy then my balls got tight and wave of euphoria hit me. I lost all control, a sound left my mouth I’d never heard before. I know now it was a moan. I couldn’t stroke any longer as my dick continued to tremor inside of her.

Instantly as I came down I tried to apologize. I knew I was better than that 20 strokes. I was embarrassed yet overjoyed at the same. I confessed “Sorry, ummm I..I…I… am better than that.” She was so cool about it, she deserved an award. “It’s all good baby you given me plenty” man she still stroked my ego after I came up short. It wasn’t til the third time we smashed and I didn’t last 5 minutes that I conceded to lil mama having that killa my cousin had warned me about 3 years earlier. I spent the whole Christmas break tryna clap back, but her pussy was undefeated against ya boy. She was Money Mayweather before Money Mayweather.

Salute to lil mama, a part of me still wants redemption but she was without a doubt the truth. I don’t even have any shame anymore I just tip my hat. And she brought a nigga a fly ass Roca Wear jacket that Christmas. She was the real MVP.

1blog1girl2manyfandoms  asked:

the Nordics getting lost in Ikea

Gawd YES!!!

Sweden: The King of Ikea, Sve doesn’t really get lost because he probably goes there more in a week than any person should ever in their lives period. I mean, the guy probably knows over half of the staff by name. So if he gets lost it is more of a, “I got lost” *insert sarcastic air quotations here* kind of thing.

Finland: Though Finny usually goes into Ikea a lot with Sve, 9 times out of 10 he isn’t paying too much attention because Sve is there so why would he? So if he got lost he would probably end up going and getting food. Hopefully someone would find him, if not he would be so interested in his food he probably at that point wouldn’t care!  

Iceland: Icey would be the one that would make the best of it and just hang out on one of the couches and chill there watching Netflix or something until someone found him. Sending out tweets here and there about it, why not? #LostInIkea #SofaForDays #TheseMeatBallsTho

Norway: Norge is one that doesn’t like not knowing where he was, so he of all of them aside Sweden would make a diligent attempt to actually find his way out, getting annoyed as he wouldn’t be able to help himself but to look at the sales, getting sidetracked and cursing Sweden under his breath. .  

Denmark: Den would be the one that would wander into the lamp section. It would be easy to spot him because he would be turning the lamps on and off. Especially if any of them changed colors. Then it would be hard to get him to leave. Poor easily distracted Dane.

Stop taking your dabs so hot

I promise you are not getting the full benefits of your oil if you’re taking hot ass dabs. Examples: it sizzles when you put it in the nail or it disappears really quickly, maybe in one hit. Google, youtube, ask pros. And don’t start with the *in my Napoleon Dynamite voice “Just let ppl smoke how they want. Gawd. Stupid elite stoners” cause I’ll block you lmao I don’t got time for it. I’m trying to help you out so that $50 gram or whatever your paying isn’t for nothing but a head rush. That’s why a lot of you smoke so much wax. Your tolerance isn’t hella high you’re just not getting even close to the full potential high the oil is capable of getting you.

I had a BLAST at the taste of Saint Whatshisface last night with my Cuban Joint Family. I saw so many people I knew from work and past lives. It was Amazing they recognized me. Chef & Thania were getting increasingly irritated when my peeps kept asking me about STBX. They all knew it kinda stung, but what can I do? Lie? No. “Things are strained and difficult, but we’re healthy! The girls are thriving and that’s all that matters right?” It was my knee jerk response. The crew wanted me to be truthful. Why? No one really wants to know the details in passing. They were all gobsmacked. I got a lot of “you guys will make it” and “you guys were the perfect couple!”. Yeah, so I’ve heard.
Two people I haven’t seen in over a decade (gawd, I’m old) came to visit me at work. I cried with each of them. Amazing what the universe throws your way.
Yesterday was all around a fantastic day

mad-hatter-ison  asked:

Chapter 3 messed me up too. AWH MY GAWD, ALICE!! BORIS!! JACKSEPTICEYE!! DAGAMES!! AND RANDOM ENCOUNTERS TOO!! (Feel free to look up Random Encounters, they make music videos, and Meatly practically use their Bendy song in the game) STILL, BORIS!!

I’m happy there was another reference of a fan song in the new chapter, even if it’s one I’m not too much of a fan of. ^^; Also I’m still curious about whether or not that was JackScepticEye. I said that as a joke during my stream, but now I’m honestly curious. It certainly sounds like him, so it’s either him, or the person they got to do that voice is really good at impressions. Oof. So much happened in this chapter. Really cool to see Alice, and happy with the stuff they did with Boris. Well…almost happy with everything. Not a bad thing, but still wasn’t happy about it. XD

anonymous asked:

Hii! Can i ask for a one shot with Jungkook when he meets a girl just like him (as personality) or BTS reaction for same thing?? P.s love your blog and i need to say that roommate au is AMAZING! Can't wait for next part ~~

AWww that’s be really adorable~ I love this idea tbh!!! A girl version of Jungkook sounds adorable! I need a friend like Jk <3

Originally posted by armyfanclub

Namjoon :

“Oh god…please don’t tell me me she sucks at math and English too?PLEASE TELL ME YOU KNOW MORE THAN THE WORDS ‘PARDON’ AND ‘INTERNATIONAL PLAYBOY’.Please tell me you know how to do a multiplication. I beg you. *ugly sobs*”

Originally posted by jimineh

Jin  :

“ OH MY GAWD, I GOT MYSELF A DAUGHTER. I DON’T NEED ANY OF YOU KIDS ANYMORE. ONE DAUGHTER IS ENOUGH.JUST LOOK AT HER… She’s polite and kind enough to teach me the dance moves nicely, unlike you Jeon Jungkook”

Originally posted by sugutie

Jimin :

“Did someone say Jungkook? Cause’ I’m down to do whatever, as long as Jungkook is involved.What? A girl version? Seems like I need to add more gel to my hair, cause’ I gotta seduce two of them now *smirks* Threesome anyone?”

Originally posted by taehanstic-baby

Taehyung :

“ Is it wrong if I try hooking up with her? I mean..I don’t say this to sound weird or anything, but I like the fact that there is a girl version of Jungkook. I feel like I should try something for the sake of science, or else I might regret this. NO HOMO THOUGH”

Originally posted by ofzico

Jungkook :

“Girl version of me you say? Personality wise? Kinda sexy I’d say *smirks* Where is she? I think we’d make a good pairing and a perfect wild combinaison to drive the hyungs insane. I can now know how it’d feel to f*ck my own self. *raises eyebrow suggestively* “

Originally posted by eatjin

Hoseok :

“ OMFG DOES THAT MEAN THAT ANOTHER IDIOT ADDED ITSELF TO MY LIST OF DONGAENGS?! Wait…you said girl right? Hmm…. yeah maybe she’s less idiot than Jeon.Maybe.”

Originally posted by bangtannoonas

Yoongi :

“Awww..all kookies are cute. I’m gonna protect these cute children.I can finally say we got twins in the family.Ok…they’re not blood related, but they’re still twins.Wait which one was Jungkook again?Don’t judge, I’m an elder. INFIRES”

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Meanwhile, in the crystal ball.

Blinding flash of light….

“Bloody hell! I wish she wouldn’t just yank the tea cosy off like that, plays buggeration with my eyes, gonna have a horrible headache now”.

“Eh, what, umm, sorry, what was that frank? i was having a nap”

“Yes, i could hear, the walls in this thing really echo your snores, you know that? ”

“Oh, sorry Frank, anyway, what’s up, we got a customer”

“Course we have a customer, she’s done the flourish and whipped the cover off the ball, amazing, people don’t clock its an old Woolies tea cosy with a bit of glitter chucked on”.

“Who we got then?”

“Hang on to something, she’s reaching out to, oh, here we go…”

The inside of the ball rolls and pitches….

“Gawd, i wish she wouldn’t do that, doesn’t half mess the furniture up”.

“Oh, look, as well, she’s spread fake tan all over the glass, bloody amateur this one.

"Right, now she’s stopped messing about, let’s have a look at the punter”

“Looks like a young un Frank”

“Oh, yeah, this should be easy, new ager, look, practically dripping in crystals and sigils. Drag up script 37 and project it on the back wall of the ball”

“37 Frank? isn’t that the one for drunk geordies?”

“Naaa, look at the index, 37, good willed new agers, used to read hippy, you can see where it’s been crossed out”

“Oh yeah, i can see it now”
“the future is yours to hold, your actions and love will pave the way for the etheric vibrations to guide and channel your inbuilt empathy to a harmonious future”.
“People actually believe this stuff do they Frank?”

“Well, you better hope so, it’s been my bread and butter for the last 50 years, who’d have though? If i could see into the future i wouldn’t be operating a crystal ball now would I? ”