gausia

zombiestrolls asked:

mystery science theatre.....

  • gives nose/forehead kisses.

sh anon………. bye

  • gets jealous the most.

idk shnoot isn’t a particularly jealous person i DK ABOUT GAUSIA either so i’d say nobody 

  • picks the other up from the bar when they’re too drunk to drive.

I ALSO dont know if that’d ever be a thing tbh but if gausia decides to grow up and be all party girl and shit he’ll march his grumpy ass over there to make sure she gets home safe

  • takes care of on sick days.

i’d think gausia would be the one more concerned about the other person being sick but shanon kind of refuses to ever believe that he is so never lets anyone take care of him lmao. he’d sit there and take care of her tho 

  • drags the other person out into the water on beach day.

gausia trying to drag his fat ass out there but he’s standing there dressed for winter and not moving an inch no matter how hard she pulls tbh

  • drives/rides shotgun,

shanon drives and gausia occasionally asks to and when he does let her i feel like he’s holding on for dear life and 100% prepared to die idk why 

  • brings the other lunch at work.

gausia bringing him food because she’s positive he hasn’t eaten in like two days

  • embarrassingly drunk dancer.

we don’t talk about drunk shanon

  • still cries watching titanic.

gausia lmfa o. he’s just staring at the screen like ‘why is this happenin g’

  • firmly believes in couples costumes.

gausia insists on coordinating outfits and it’s a disaster like just imagine him in any sort of costume ever

  • breaks the expensive gift rule during christmas.

shanon standing there cluelessly with something horribly expensive like ‘wait was there a rule.’

  • makes the other eat breakfast.

gausia still shoving food at this dumbass

zombiestrolls asked:

Astrodorks and Bulletproof!

Astrodorks

  • gives nose/forehead kisses. Hester probably…
  • gets jealous the most. I dunno, neither?
  • picks the other up from the bar when they’re too drunk to drive. I have a hard time imagining either of them in this situation omg
  • takes care of on sick days. Gausia grumbling about how dumb Hester is while taking care of the tall bean tho……….
  • drags the other person out into the water on beach day. Gausia, Hester is ok w/ water but at the same time they’re part cat sOO…
  • gives unprompted massages. Neither..
  • drives/rides shotgun, Gausia……
  • brings the other lunch at work. I could see Gausia do this
  • has the better parental relationship. Hester? Both?
  • tries to start role-playing in bed. Neither, Hester is asexual
  • embarrassingly drunk dancer. .. Hester..
  • still cries watching titanic. Gausia, Hester falls asleep
  • firmly believes in couples costumes. Neither, tho Hester would probably suggest it b/c it seem like fun
  • breaks the expensive gift rule during christmas. Hester but only bECAUSE THEY STOLE IT…..
  • makes the other eat breakfast. Gausia
  • remembers anniversaries. What anniversaries

Bulletproof

  • gives nose/forehead kisses. LAUGHS…. Ok but, Taskur seem more affectionate than Adillo so I’mma go with him and Adillo bapping at him while blushing so hard it look like blood is gonna start pouring out her ears.
  • gets jealous the most. Prooobably… Adillo? Maybe both….
  • picks the other up from the bar when they’re too drunk to drive. Neither got a driving license I-
  • takes care of on sick days. Both does, if not a bit awkwardly and teasing the other about how they totally look like shit w/ their swollen noses.
  • drags the other person out into the water on beach day. Adillo…
  • gives unprompted massages. Neither
  • drives/rides shotgun, Any if the other is driving tbh
  • brings the other lunch at work. Taskur, he’s the one good w/ cooking
  • has the better parental relationship. I got no clue tbh
  • tries to start role-playing in bed. … .
  • embarrassingly drunk dancer. I got no clue, could imagine Taskur omg…
  • still cries watching titanic. They would probably pick a movie w/ more explosions lbr
  • firmly believes in couples costumes. N/A
  • breaks the expensive gift rule during christmas. Taskur, Adillo couldn’t afford to if she wanted…..
  • makes the other eat breakfast. Taskur
  • remembers anniversaries. I don’t think they’d think too much about anniversaries tbh.

tentadicky asked:

HMMMM SEXUAL QUESTIONS.... Gausia favorite position :U. also Gudask is there anyone you would bang that you recently met/know(dumb question fight me)

CC: “-… W-well, uhm… I kind@ just like to be, uh. On my b@ck. Or uh, doggy style. Those @re like, the only things th@t come to mind!!! Now stop @sking! =:c-“

TB: “Eh, I gUEss. I AInt rEAlly All thAt AttrActEd tO tAkEn chIcks, bUt mOst Of thE pEOplE I mEEt ArE prEtty dAmn sExy lOOkIng”

anonymous asked:

gausia how do you choose 2 seduce people tell me

-… I, don’t? I me@n, why would you even come to me with questions like th@t?! Why c@n’t people @sk @bout wh@t new invention I @m coming up with, or wh@t music I like, or how hot I find the l@dies or something!-

-Ok@y don’t @sk @bout th@t l@st one. @t @ll. Ever.-