gaston song

Gaston (Luke Evans version)

I’m sorry but I can’t help my self😂 here goes….

No one…..
Acts like Evans,
Can preform like Evans,
No one can play the role of gaston like Evans.
His villainous act is intimidating,
My what a guy
That Evans
Give five hurrahs and twelve hip hips,
Josh Gad acts with him as Lefou his sidekick!

No one……
Sings like Evans,
Can dance quite like Evans,
In the film no on sings Gaston like Evans!
His scene with the beast’s slightly terrifying,
Let’s give a hand for….

And there’s my version of the gaston song. Please reblog. I kinda wanna see if anybody would actually sing this😅


No one has their own TV show like Gaston.

'Beauty And The Beast' Remake To Feature Unused Lyrics From Original Film — Exclusive
EW can exclusively reveal that Disney’s live-action, Bill Condon-directed Beauty and the Beast remake (out March 17) will feature lyrics originally...

EW can exclusively reveal that Disney’s live-action, Bill Condon-directed Beauty and the Beast remake (out March 17) will feature lyrics originally written for the animated 1991 version that went unused. The lyrics were penned by the late Howard Ashman, who wrote the songs for the film with composer Alan Menken, and will feature in the song “Gaston.”

“In ‘Gaston,’ we had a treasure trove of lyrics that Howard had written that we did not put in the movie,” Menken tells EW. “In many cases they were a little bit risqué — not risqué sexually, but risqué in terms of sensibility. We all felt ready to have these lyrics. When Bill found out about those lyrics, he said, ‘Oh my god, can we please look at that, because it would be a wonderful way to add an extra freshness to the movie.’ So, yes, you’re going to hear some unheard Howard Ashman lyrics.”

“The guys at Disney reviewed all the transcripts and recordings and they’ve been able to go back through those hours and hours of recorded footage and listen to lyrics that were written and never used, which are actually gems,” Luke Evans, who plays Gaston in the live-action version and performs the character’s self-titled song, says. “So, for the [audience members] who know the songs immensely well, which I think is most people, you will hear a few new lines, which are really, really special.” 

Condon explains that another unused Ashman lyric will feature elsewhere in the film. “It’s a surprise at the end,” the filmmaker says. “I don’t want to give that away, but it’s a really gorgeous lyric that we found.”

Kylo Ren Version of Gaston’s Song

So I read that Adam Driver eats six eggs a day.

 It reminded me of Gaston in Beauty and the Beast. Then I got carried away and adapted Gaston’s song. (I imagine that maybe Le Fou is Matt the Radar Technician in this song, even though they are the same people.)

Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Kylo
Looking so down in the dumps

Every storm trooper’d love to be you, Kylo
Even when taking your lumps
There’s no man on base as admired as you
You’re everyone’s favorite guy
Everyone’s awed and inspired by you
And it’s not very hard to see why

No one’s slick as Kylo
No one’s quick as Kylo
No one’s hair’s as incredibly thick as Kylo
For there’s no man on base half as gorgeous
Perfect, a pure paragon
You can ask any First Order Officer
And they’ll tell you whose team they’ll always be on

No one’s sinned like Kylo
A Knight of Ren like Kylo
No one’s got a huge nose on his face like Kylo
As a specimen, yes, I’m intimidating

My, what a guy, that Kylo!

Give five “hurrahs!”
Give twelve “hip-hips!”
Kylo is the best 
And the rest is all drips

No one fights like Kylo
Is a knight like Kylo
In a light saber match nobody smites like Kylo
For there’s no one as burly and brawny
As you see, I’ve got biceps to spare
Not a bit of him’s scraggly or scrawny
And Kylo Ren has got an eight pack I swear!

No one hits like Kylo
Has big fits like Kylo
With a force choke, nobody constricts like Kylo
I’m especially hot and intoxicating
Ten points for Kylo!

When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs
Every morning to help me get large

And now that I’m grown I eat five dozen eggs
So I’m roughly the size of a barge

No one’s aloof like Kylo
Is a recluse like Kylo
Then goes tromping around wearing boots like Kylo
I use Darth Vader in all of my decorating

My, what a guy

owlsandmermaids  asked:

What are you looking forward to the most in the remake?

Ugh, that’s such a hard one to answer. On the one hand, I really want to see all those iconic scenes we love from the original, like the ballroom, and when he gives her the library, and “Be Our Guest” (which they’ve only given us the tiniest glimpses of!). I really want to see the tavern scene and Gaston’s song, and the sneak peek of it only increased my anticipation because it’s just so much fun.

But on the other hand, I’m particularly psyched to find out what this adaptation will bring to the table that’s new. I know we’re getting more backstory for both Belle and the Beast, we’re getting three new songs, we’re getting more scenes developing their relationship because it’s just a longer movie. And that’s really exciting. I love these characters, and I will take any excuse to spend more time with them and find out more about them.

I think I most want to hear “Evermore” in context, because it’s already probably the most heart-wrenching moment of the story, and a big turning point for the Beast’s character–the audience knows now that he really has learned to love selflessly. And that’s so important to me. And also I know I need to bring a box of kleenex to the theater with me, because that is probably the part that will make me weep the most. I’m so glad that the Beast is getting a song of his own, and this is a perfect place for it.

Phantom of the Opera Songs
  • Aries: The Phantom's Note
  • Taurus: All I Ask of You
  • Gemini: Masquerade
  • Cancer: Wishing You Were Somehow Here Again
  • Leo: Prima Donna
  • Virgo: Think of Me
  • Libra: Angel of Music
  • Scorpio: Point of No Return
  • Sagittarius: Why So Silent
  • Capricorn: Music of the Night
  • Aquarius: I Remember/Stranger Than You Dreamt It
  • Pisces: The Wandering Child

anonymous asked:

Have u seen the trailer for Beauty and the Beast? And if yes how perfect is Luke Evans as Gaston? 🌹

no but now i have the gaston song in my head which is perfect bc its one of the greatest songs ever

Father Gaston and Clopin Djura.

Has this one been done before? I tried googling, but no luck. So I made my own. The fandom seems to have accepted the Gascogne-Gaston association, and that’s marvelous. The lyrics for Gaston’s song are already so spot on without any changes except names (they even can’t spell his name at the end).

More Bloodborne art coming this week and next week. And next…

What is even in the book? I don’t know, probably something about sparing beasts. And no pictures.

My favorite part of Beauty and the Beast is how, like, no one had good priorities. Nobody cares that the prince is gone. He’s been an accursed beast for years and years and if someone had seen that it would’ve kicked off Gaston’s Mob Song™ already, so that didn’t happen. The person who runs the kingdom has not been seen if literal years, but yet people could not BE more pressed that this one girl reads.