Okay so my brother was playing overwatch one morning and he saw a lizard in the corner of the room. He grabbed a sword cane that he has, and beat the shit out of it with the cane part until the cane snapped in half.
He just stood there and watched it bleed out onto the carpet gasping for air. And I quote he said “I was so high i wanted to see its life force escape its mouth”
After school i came home and noticed his cane was snapped in half. I didnt pay any mind until later when he talked to my dad asking about the lizard. He left the lizard there on the floor but when we looked in the corner where it was there was no signs of a lizard period. No blood no nothing just the smashed cane. My dad and my stepmom stared at him while i was laughing till i cried because he was so obviously high when telling us this.
Long story short we think he was so high he imagined a lizard and smashed his cane against the ground till he broke it.
Her favourite babysitter is Clint because he lets her skip her naps and surprisingly it's bucky that chews him out for it ("she has a specific schedule, Clint!" "Dude, she's a kid, relax" "I will not just 'relax'! If she doesn't nap for two hours at noon she doesn't drink her bottle at one thirty, and if she doesn't drink her bottle at one thirty, she doesn't go to bed at seven forty five, and-" "bucky B R E A T H E" *huge gasp of air from bucky*)