They’re so noble. [Via @academihahaha]
I was wondering if you knew if Helium was a major component of clothing and/or human poop. What I want to know is, how come I weigh myself in the morning, then take off my bed clothes and go to the bathroom (for the usual reason one goes to the bathroom) and then on a whim I weigh myself again and I weigh MORE than I did the first time??? I mena, how is that possible?