I would tell you a chemistry joke but I wouldn't get a reaction. I'm in my element. All the good chemistry puns ARGON. Wow, these are sodium funny. Wanna hear a joke about Potassium? No? K. I would tell you a joke about sodium but Na. Don't trust atoms, I heard they make up everything. If a king farted, would that make it a noble gas? Gold? AU YEAAAAH. I think you're overreacting to these puns. I heard oxygen and magnesium were going out. I was like OMG. ;)
*Now here’s a person who’s really in their element.
*Though perhaps they should periodically give it a rest. Wouldn’t want some carbon-copy imitators stealing their best work, would we?