I just had a revelation. I realized where Akeem has been this whole time. He’s Gary Shirley from Teen Mom! You know, the one whose psycho bitch baby mama abused the shit out of him for like 2 years and cried all the time? Fuck y'all. I know I’m not the only dude who watched Teen Mom.
Ok, fine, maybe I am, but I swear, Amber wouldn’t have gotten away with half of that shit if the Doctor Of Style was in his corner.