Now back to him. Now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me. But he could be as cool as me if he stopped being such a horrible trainer. Look down, back up. Where are you? You’re in a gym with the man your man could be like. What’s that in your hand?
Look up, I have it. It’s a Pokeball with that Tentacruel you wanted. Anything is possible when your man is not a loser. I’m on a Rapidash. Backwards.