I wrote this on my Misty's coffee cup today

Look at your man.

Now back to me.

Now back to him. Now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me. But he could be as cool as me if he stopped being such a horrible trainer. Look down, back up. Where are you? You’re in a gym with the man your man could be like. What’s that in your hand?

Look up, I have it. It’s a Pokeball with that Tentacruel you wanted. Anything is possible when your man is not a loser. I’m on a Rapidash. Backwards.