I’VE ONLY JUST DISCOVERED THIS AND I’M SCREAMING!!! It’s from the movie The Real David Beckham. Also my favourite youtube comment under this video:
You can tell the interviewer is about to blow up at any minute and go,
“For fuck sake Gary, what I’ve been subtley hinting at for the last five
minutes, is that you cunts are gay with each other, that’s what this
whole thing is about, I’m sick of hinting at it, so just tell me or I’ll
shove that fork up your nose."
besides gary being gary, is there any other reason he's resisting though?
it’s all on gary tbh i mean
- manc gary: cannot love a scouser - historically scarred gary: ruined by becks
- unrequited love gary: thinks no one will love him bc becks didnt (patently UNTRUE) - emotionally repressed gary: what is love? baby dont hurt me - englishman gary: emotions are not to be demonstrated - determined gary: swore off love when he was 16 to focus on utd, forgot to restart his feelings - professional gary: I Am Here For A Job Carra Stop Implying You Have A Boner - co92 gary: will never live it down in front of the lads - busy gary: buying manchester, love is unimportant - narrative gary: probably likes the sad noble angst ngl - self conscious gary: thinks hes chubs and unlovable (patently UNTRUE)
loser - 15 tracks that appeal to your inner (or outer) lonely, pathetic, and angsty outcast - l i s t e n -
loserbeck // dumb nirvana // mad worldgary jules // i want you to want mecheap trick // only in dreamsweezer // eleanor rigbythe beatles // teenage dirtbagwheatus // last night i dreamt that somebody loved methe smiths // what’s my age again?blink-182 // self esteemthe offspring // my own worst enemylit // king midas in reversethe hollies // captain jackbilly joel // across the seaweezer // creepradiohead
“I think the reason why Gary was loved by United fans the most, and hated by our rivals, was because he was the fans’ representative on the pitch. You’d expect him to portray all the necessary emotions a fan would while watching United on the TV.” - Ryan Giggs