garrus x shepard

Wrex: So do you and the turian have pet names for each other or what

Shepard: What? No, of course not, we’re completely professional

Wrex: interesting

Wrex: so remind me Shepard, what do those weird insect things called bees make?

Shepard: uh, honey?

Garrus: *pops out of nowhere* Yes sweetie, love of my life?

Shepard:

Wrex:

Shepard:

Wrex: don’t ever lie to my face again

[update]

Klance version

GUYS I GOT THE SECRET DIALOGUE and I even managed to record it! :D

Eheheheheh ♥

EDIT GUYS THE WAY TO GET THIS:

1. Initiate that first convo with him after getting back to the apartment

2. Save BEFORE HE FINISHES SPEAKING AND IMMEDIATELY LOAD THAT SAVE

3.  Talk to him again. Tada! Secret dialogue! Or it worked for me at least! :D