ME1 and ME2 Garrus: Has immeasurable respect for you, lets you be his moral compass. Agrees to become closer to you because he respects you more than anyone in the entire galaxy and you have brought out the best in him

ME3 Garrus: Makes fun of your dancing. Literally will not shut up about the fact that he’s your boyfriend. His ego hangs on one shot of a sniper rifle.

Since Garrus was CSEC, and the Ryders grew up on the Citadel… do you ever think they met?
Like the Ryder twins get into trouble all the time for vandalism or staying out past curfew or other small things…
and one night, someone knocks on the door, and when Alec opens it it’s just grumpy looking Garrus with the twins for the billionth time, and he’s just so fed up.

  • Garrus: Inappropriate dick jokes running faster than Udina and the truth. Gives you over-modded sniper rifles as tokens of affection. Ongoing contest with Tiny Girlfriend™ to see who can cause the most carnage.
  • Jaal: Sweetness of Breath, Darling One, Temptress of My Heart. Your skin is so sOFT, introducing prime space waifu to the mOTHER, fuck-you-by-a-waterfall, thirsting like a dying man in a desert, literal alien tomcat in search of intergalactic pussy, Ryder cOme b,ACk I am pLANNING oUR WEDDINg lETs FUCK aGAIN EVERY DAY AlL dAY my TruE mOTHER waNTS GRANDKIDS-
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Following my lengthy text post about why outdoor cats are bad, here’s a lengthy photo post of Garrus demonstrating one of the proper ways to take a cat outside. He is on leash in every single one of these pictures, even if you can’t tell. Note the wide variety of natural behaviors he is able to express while still being safely contained.

“Hey… that turian’s been standing there for like, an hour.”

“What? That guy with the mangled-up face?”

“Yeah. He keeps playing the Shepard VI over and over. Must’ve cycled through the whole demo several times by now.”

“Huh. Well, she was a hero. Saved everybody from the Reapers and all.”

“Yeah, but… I dunno, do you think he knew her?”

“What, a turian and a human? Friends? Pff. Would never happen.”