“Hey… that turian’s been standing there for like, an hour.”

“What? That guy with the mangled-up face?”

“Yeah. He keeps playing the Shepard VI over and over. Must’ve cycled through the whole demo several times by now.”

“Huh. Well, she was a hero. Saved everybody from the Reapers and all.”

“Yeah, but… I dunno, do you think he knew her?”

“What, a turian and a human? Friends? Pff. Would never happen.”

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Ok ok everything is about Andromeda right now but

HAS ANYONE FUCKING SEEN THIS!?!?!?

  • Garrus: Inappropriate dick jokes running faster than Udina and the truth. Gives you over-modded sniper rifles as tokens of affection. Ongoing contest with Tiny Girlfriend™ to see who can cause the most carnage.
  • Jaal: Sweetness of Breath, Darling One, Temptress of My Heart. Your skin is so sOFT, introducing prime space waifu to the mOTHER, fuck-you-by-a-waterfall, thirsting like a dying man in a desert, literal alien tomcat in search of intergalactic pussy, Ryder cOme b,ACk I am pLANNING oUR WEDDINg lETs FUCK aGAIN EVERY DAY AlL dAY my TruE mOTHER waNTS GRANDKIDS-