garrison myers

  • "South Park" season 19 finale: Ike saves Kyle from Leslie using his clown skills, the Whole Foods turns out to be a giant mecha that Jimmy has to fight, the town is destroyed, Garrison and Jenner win the election, Stan and the others battle evil PC vampires, Tweek and Craig tell everyone that they weren't really dating, Cartman's mom and Clyde's dad get married, Principal Victoria turns out to be an alien whose species was gentrified into near-extinction and Kenny gets killed by a swarm of rabid mongooses.
  • Literally half the Tumblr posts afterwards: NOOOOO! MY CREEK!