Top ten thighs
this was a lot of fun to put togeather, if you disagree with any of these rankings, well my inbox is always open. If i missed your favorite thighs please tell me.
10. Alex Galchenyuk is a cutie like the kind of guy your mom wants you to bring home. His thighs are the kind that cause your mom to make embarssing remarks like “i’m married not blind”
9. sometimes Gariel Landeskog makes me want to be an Avs fan, some times his thighs make me want to be an Avs fan
8. Evgeni Malkin is the reason I stuck with hockey though the off season. it would be remiss to not give him a spot on this list
7. I had 0 trouble find a good picture of PK Subban’s thighs, chooseing one was hard only in that they were all amazing
6. okay this is probably the most contriversial placement of all so feel free to come tell me how wrong I am in my inbox. #hockeythighdiscource but I conceded that Sidney Crosby has the best Hockey ass
5. Tyler Seguin is #goals (bounus hockey butt)
4. Sorry Connor McDavid great hockey skills and being a first draft pick won’t give you the best thighs in the NHL but i’m sure there is a coralation between those things a amazing thighs
3. probably not part of most people’s top three but Patric Honqvist has some beautiful under raited thighs.
2. almost number one Auston “big and thick down low” Matthews they don’t call him Ajuice for nothing
1. who else but Willy Nylander you should have seen this comming. he’s the reason i love hockey thighs as much as i do