My entire world has been shattered by the realization that Garfield is an entirely plausible warrior cats name. A gar is a fairly common species of fish, and the cats of course know what a field is.
This knowledge is a great burden.
Continuing my Adventure Zone art shenanigans, because you all had such a lovely response to my Taako design! I know I said I was going to draw Angus next, but when I sat down to sketch last night I had a song in my heart. And that song was the Fantasy Costco theme, so ya’ll are getting Garfield instead. Haha! I am absolutely one of the people who can’t help but see Garfield as a cat, but as much as the “necromancer lasagna cat” makes me laugh, I wanted to actually design a specific character for him. Because I am terribly fascinated by Garfield’s character and ngl every time he comes around I laugh so much. Good good weird creepy cat wizard man.
I get that TAZ fanartists love, and I mean fucking LOVE to draw Garfield the Deals Warlock as the actual lasagna cat, but consider this alternative: Plain-clothes Griffin in a pair of Groucho Marx glasses.
I mean, think about it for a minute. Really, properly think about it.
Did you think about it? Good. Welcome to Hash tag Team Garfield the Deals Warlock is Plain-Clothes Griffin In a Pair of Groucho Marx Glasses.