garbage*

somebody sent me an ask that was like “but rick is pansexual !!!” and im like

believe it or not his sexuality has no actual impact on whether or not hes a shitty abusive person, or whether or not the things he does/says r damaging. like. those things r irrelevant

Mad Max Stuck at an Airport AU

Ok so imagine everyone from all the movies stuck at an airport because of a blizzard. Just. Everyone.
- Max sitting in the corner trying his best to avoid having to talk to all these strangers.
- Furiosa and the wives were supposed to be on their way to burning man.
- Kalashnikov and Joe being grumpy old people about everything.
- Nux, Slit, and Morsov are part of a group going to a huge car show in Atlanta but are now missing it and are handling the disappointment with widely varying levels of maturity.
- Joe gets a bright idea to hog the outlets.
- Somehow it’s come down to two groups policing water fountain usage, charging stations, and chairs.
- Toecutter is almost arrested by airport security after hissing in three people’s faces.
- Max begrudgingly joins Gate 36’s group in exchange for water fountain use and half a sandwich.
- It all seems like Gate 36’s group led by Auntie Entity and Gate 9’s group led by Joe would have to resort to violence when the snow suddenly clears up and its announced that the planes will begin taking off shortly.

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Cockles FaceTime


The bonus gif was going to be of me throwing myself into the pits of hell.

dailystar.co.uk
One Direction's Liam Payne shares wacky Shia Labeouf tribute
WHEN One Direction disbanded for a hiatus Liam Payne appeared to go into hiding.

Whilst Niall Horan and Harry Styles have been pictured with a bevy of beauties and Louis Tomlinson has even become a dad – Liam stayed relatively quiet.

Eccentric 1D fans were becoming so concerned they mocked up missing posters of the boy band member and got the #WeMissYouLiam trending

Careful what you wish for Directioners.

The cute recluse responded by posting a bizarre Instagram tribute to Shia Labeouf – wearing a paper bag with the words “I AM NOT FAMOUS ANYMORE” written on it in black marker pen.

Maybe the spare time isn’t doing him any good.

Liam recently mourned the loss of former bandmate Zayn Malik – who went to number one with his first solo single Pillowtalk.

Asked if he would consider letting Zayn rejoin the group Liam told Daily Star Online: “Of course, I love Zayn - he’s great!

"But it’s very unlikely because Zayn’s just doing his own thing.

He did rule out getting a fifth member to replace the Bradford hunk, saying: "There’s enough people, we don’t need any more.”

It looks like the boys need to get back together before Liam totally loses it.

Well that was a wild ride! 

Awesome campaign, glad Jared’s involved as well so no moaning about that people!

Jensen putting his head on Misha’s shoulder after the cross stream joke KILLED ME. OMG MISHA!

All in all a fun half hour after a frantic half hour of just refreshing facebook like the crazy person i have become…

My cat is judging me right now.

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Bold Gryffindor, from wild moor,
Fair Ravenclaw, from glen,
Sweet Hufflepuff, from valley broad,
Shrewd Slytherin, from fen.

They shared a wish, a hope, a dream,
They hatched a daring plan