gamzee-faygo

Homestuck quizzes be like

*dont kill me* Whats your favorite color?
*hides behind Gamzee while sharing a faygo*

1) MUTANT CANDY RED

2) rust red 0_0 (no that looks stupid) 私のコックを吸います

3) bRONZE/cHOCOLATE BROWN

4) mu2turd yellow

5) :33

6) I Would In Fact Choose A Much More Sophisticated Color, Something Like Jade Green

7) T33H33 T34L 1S TH3 B3ST COLOR! 4LTHOUGH 1 WOULD 4LSO CHOOS3 4 D3L1C1OUS C4NDY R3D >;)

8) wee8eeeeellllllllllllllll i w8uld think 8LUE w8uld 8eeeeeeee a superi8rrrrrrrr color :::;))))

9) a STRONG bl00!

10) I cAn HeAr CoLoRs MoThErFuCkEr :o)

11) sexually frustrated sea dwweller purple

12) GLUB!! Royal m—–Egent(whale)a pink!! Glub!

13) slime ghost green! :B

14) black or lavender purple 😒

15) coooooooooooool red B/

16) blue!!!!! :D

17) hoo hoo!! Well gosh diddily darn tootin hmmmmmm welll maybe light blue!! 8B

18) i leik uhh ponkkk (like* punk* pink*)

19) self loathing daddy issues orange

20) im not interested dirk

anonymous asked:

gamzee stuck in a faygo tube is my new favorite thing. kurloz is the mom silently screaming like that bitch in the movie. the dancestors are the guardians wAIT KANKRI IS A GRANDPA HAHHA

Well that’s pretty sad, but who killed him? Was it Aquarius? We saw them lamenting Gamzee’s Faygo bottle. Is there an ocean dweller vs surface dweller war going on in the background?

The game has no explicit rule that demands something dead for prototyping. But in practice, the kernelsprite has particular attraction to the deceased or the doomed. Across every session ever played, exceptions to this pattern are extremely rare.

I picked up on this trend a while ago. Nanna, Jaspers, Seppucrow. Future Dave can probably count himself among the “doomed” as well.

Of course now that I know that death isn’t mandatory, I wonder if Bec is going to be one of those rare exceptions. 

Homestuck Trolls opening soda
  • Gamzee: *pops top with horn*
  • Vriska: *pops top with horn*
  • Kanaya: *pops top with horn*
  • Equius: *pops top with horn*
  • Sollux: *pops top with horn*
  • Aradia: *pops top with horn*
  • Nepeta: *pops top with horn*
  • Terezi: *pops top with horn*
  • Tavros: *pops top with horn*
  • Eridan: *pops top with horn*
  • Feferi: *pops top with horn*
  • Everyone: *looks at Karkat*
  • Karkat: *pops top w-* pops top w-* *pops top w-* *chips horn* FUCK! *destroys bottle*
  • Everyone: *takes a sip and slowly turns away*