gamzee and faygo

Homestuck quizzes be like

*dont kill me* Whats your favorite color?
*hides behind Gamzee while sharing a faygo*

1) MUTANT CANDY RED

2) rust red 0_0 (no that looks stupid) 私のコックを吸います

3) bRONZE/cHOCOLATE BROWN

4) mu2turd yellow

5) :33

6) I Would In Fact Choose A Much More Sophisticated Color, Something Like Jade Green

7) T33H33 T34L 1S TH3 B3ST COLOR! 4LTHOUGH 1 WOULD 4LSO CHOOS3 4 D3L1C1OUS C4NDY R3D >;)

8) wee8eeeeellllllllllllllll i w8uld think 8LUE w8uld 8eeeeeeee a superi8rrrrrrrr color :::;))))

9) a STRONG bl00!

10) I cAn HeAr CoLoRs MoThErFuCkEr :o)

11) sexually frustrated sea dwweller purple

12) GLUB!! Royal m—–Egent(whale)a pink!! Glub!

13) slime ghost green! :B

14) black or lavender purple 😒

15) coooooooooooool red B/

16) blue!!!!! :D

17) hoo hoo!! Well gosh diddily darn tootin hmmmmmm welll maybe light blue!! 8B

18) i leik uhh ponkkk (like* punk* pink*)

19) self loathing daddy issues orange

20) im not interested dirk

anonymous asked:

gamzee stuck in a faygo tube is my new favorite thing. kurloz is the mom silently screaming like that bitch in the movie. the dancestors are the guardians wAIT KANKRI IS A GRANDPA HAHHA

Homestuck Trolls opening soda
  • Gamzee: *pops top with horn*
  • Vriska: *pops top with horn*
  • Kanaya: *pops top with horn*
  • Equius: *pops top with horn*
  • Sollux: *pops top with horn*
  • Aradia: *pops top with horn*
  • Nepeta: *pops top with horn*
  • Terezi: *pops top with horn*
  • Tavros: *pops top with horn*
  • Eridan: *pops top with horn*
  • Feferi: *pops top with horn*
  • Everyone: *looks at Karkat*
  • Karkat: *pops top w-* pops top w-* *pops top w-* *chips horn* FUCK! *destroys bottle*
  • Everyone: *takes a sip and slowly turns away*