gaming sims

Who else is hoping that the media picks up on “The Shape of Water” ’s future ridiculous success and we’ll finally get an eldritch monstrosity dating sim?

And I’m not talking handsome anime boys with body paint. I’m talking actual monsters. Eldritch abominations. Cryptids. Stuff out of an HP Lovecraft story. Unspeakably horrifying creatures of shadow and teeth with glowing red eyes. Fish creatures. The more inhuman the better.

I need this to happen, guys.

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The update is still awaiting app store approval—in the meantime, how about another preview? 👀 

Phil: *likes the socially awkward guy*

Dan: *likes the nice bright guy*


THEY LITERALLY LIKE THE DADDY WITH THE OTHER’S PERSONALITY I’M SCHOOK