*Customer walks up to register with a stack of games that he wants my opinion on.*
Customer: Ok of these two which do you prefer? *holds up NBA 2k15 and NBA Live 15*
Me: I haven’t played either of those games but I heard NBA Live was bad.
Customer: Ok, well how is that new UFC game? Or should I get WWE 2k15?
Me: I don’t play UFC games and they haven’t made a new one, so your best bet would be WWE 2k15. You can pre-order NBA 2k16 or Madden 16 now if you like.
Customer: What games do you play?
Me: I don’t enjoy sports games too much I normally play JRPGs, Adventure games, Visual Novels and things along those lines.
Customer: Wow why are you working here? I could do your job better than you, all you’re supposed to do is know about games people care about.
Me: *in my head* I would like you to work here and hold a conversation with me about Persona 5, Xenoblade Chronicles X or Hyperdimension Neptunia
Me: Right so would you like to pre-order Madden or NBA?