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enter21  asked:

Lol, sorry here's another HC, but I think I got inceptioned from a previous ask/reply of yours. When the real story eventually comes out via movie/book/porn, Yuri K becomes the Goddess of Petty Revenge. How to revenge yourself in 3 easy steps: 1. Dedicate the next decade of your life to being the biggest pain in his coaches life (even if your the greatest inspiration in his), 2. Win Olympic Gold, 3. Make him fall in love with you, Bonus, Happy Ever After! <3 Yuri becomes a Meme!

Yuuri would literally become the ultimate story of revenge. Revenge would be measure from 1 to Katsuki level of ‘devote your entire life and career to revenge and succeed multiple times’. And since Viktuuri also happens he would become the human embodiment of that one cards against humanity card. Like, how to get revenge by Yuuri Katsuki:

Step 1 - Get insulted by idol and devote the next 10+ years of your life to beating him at his own game

Step 2 - ???

Step 3 - Marriage 

Give Heart (Ni No Kuni Inspired)

A spell to uplift the spirits of a friend and help improve their day.

You Will Need:

💛 A piece of Paper
💛 Pen 
💛 Yellow Candle
💛 Open Window
💛 Fire Safe Dish or Bowl
💛 Rune for spell from game

Steps:

💛 Clear your space and if needed cleanse it and yourself and light your candle.

💛 On your piece of paper on one side draw the rune for the spell and then on the other side write your friend’s name. Fold up the piece of paper if needed

💛 Focus on your desire to bring your friend positive sunny yellow energy to brighten their day. “(name), I send you joy” Repeat as many times as you desire while carefully lighting your paper on fire via the yellow candle

💛 Carefully put the paper onto the dish to burn to ash

💛 Once it has burned out take your candle and blow it out, making sure the smoke goes towards and out the window, imagine this being you sending the spell out to your friend. Dispose of ash properly.

Fic Update: Any Four Walls: Shell Game (19/?)

Yes, you read that right. It’s a two update week! 

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Shell Game

Stepping into her old life felt like pulling a dress out of the back of the closet expecting the hips to be too tight or the zipper to stick, and finding instead that it still fit perfectly. Even though she’d once loved the dress, once thought about nothing except wearing the dress, now Shepard wasn’t sure she liked it much. Her taste was different. She wanted colors instead of black, white, and red. She wanted something comfortable enough for chasing her kids in, for piggy-back rides, for crawling around in the dirt.

Maybe her old life, her old armor, wasn’t like a dress at all. Maybe that was too innocent a metaphor. Maybe it was more like someone almost three years sober picking up a drink and pounding it back in one pull, already reaching for another. Maybe the drink tasted good. Maybe the drink tasted too good. The weight of the pistol at her hip was good; the weight of the rifle on her back even better.

Far more dangerous than a dress.

More dangerous even than a drink.

She shook her head. Her hair was too tightly bound; it gave her a headache, but the headache was necessary. The pain kept her focused. The pain kept her looking forward, thinking forward, instead of letting her imagination run wild in directions that would only leave her sobbing in the shower, pounding a helpless fist into a tile wall that only broke first because Cerberus had done too good a job rebuilding her bones.

She still bled, though. Still hurt. They’d never been able to pull that out of her.

She put on her armor, her guns. She interrogated suspects who flinched away from her and spoke too quickly. Her husband did not die.

It took no time at all to mobilize the Normandy. With concerned eyes, Alenko deferred to her as he’d always done, and when she tried—only nominally—to protest, he insisted on the grounds she was both senior Spectre and Alliance admiral, outranking him twice over.

She didn’t point out that Spectres didn’t have rank. She didn’t remind him that admirals sat behind desks and didn’t run ground-team Marine missions.

No one said, “Hey, Shepard, you think maybe you’re a little too close to this? You think maybe you should let someone else take point?”

She almost wished someone would, but she wasn’t going to make them. She sure as hell wasn’t going to say it for them, not with so much at stake.

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how to earn as many crowns as possible in a day without it feeling like a chore: a guide by me

step 1: click on earn crowns in the game

step 2: open tumblr if you’re not already on it

step 3: mute all the videos while they play

step 4: tumble and do other things while checking on your game every now and then

step 5: claim your crowns and repeat the process

it’s much faster than doing the trivia plus I’ve earned well over 4k by doing this whenever I remember to do so

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SWEET MONKEY TITS 

Ability: SWIFT GODDAMN SWIM
Nature: TIMID AS FUCK (+Spe, -Atk.)
Item: LEFTOVERS, SPECIFICALLY ASSHOLE
Moves: TOXIC, ATTRACT, SWAGGER, AQUA RING
EVs: 252 HP, 252 SPE, 4 DEF

As requested by anonymous

IS YOUR BODY EVEN REMOTELY READY FOR THE SHEER RAW POWER THAT IS LUVDISC

LISTEN UP. LEMME TELL YOU HOW TO BOTH START AND END ANOTHER GREAT POKEMON WAR USING ONLY LUVDISC

STEP 1: SWAG
SWAGGER THE FUCK OUT OF EVERYTHING. THEY’LL BE SO DAZZLED  THEY’LL GOUGE THEIR OWN EYES OUT 

STEP 2: SEDUCE 
OF COURSE A POKEMON SHAPED LIKE A HEART HAS THE POWER TO MANIPULATE HEARTSTRINGS. TAKE YOUR FOE OUT TO A CANDLELIT DINNER, BOND OVER A SHARED LOVE OF ASIAN THEATER, AND THEN HAVE YOUR QUARTERBACK BOYFRIEND SHOW UP AND FEED YOUR ENEMY HIS SPAGHETTI THOUGH HIS ASSHOLE

STEP 3: INDIGESTION 
OH SHIT TURNS OUT YOU’RE NOT MEAN TO INGEST SPAGHETTI THOUGH YOUR ASSHOLE. NOW YOUR OPPONENT IS POISONED REAL BAD

STEP 4: WATER CIRCLE
HO-
LEE-
SHIET.
WHILE YOUR OPPONENT’S FUCKING DIGIMON OR WHATEVER ARE SLOWING DYING FROM POISON, SMACKING HIMSELF IN THE FACE, AND WORSHIPING THE VERY GROUND YOU WALK YOU’LL BE GETTING HP BACK FROM BOTH LEFTOVERS AND AQUA RING

STEP 5: BE ON A GODDAMN RAIN TEAM
HOW DOES 197 BASE SPEED SOUND
PROBABLY PRETTY FUCKING GREAT
THROW THIS APHRODITE OF THE SEA IN THE RAIN AND SUDDENLY IT’S ACTUALLY LITERALLY NO JOKE THE FASTEST THING IN THE GAME

STEP 6: WHY DON'T YOU ALREADY HAVE A LUVDISC