gameshow hosts

anonymous asked:

After Matthias rejected Bim, Wilford and a couple of the Jim's made it their business to get (steal) him about six sweaters and a bunch of ice cream and binged cheesy movies with him to help him feel better


I really feel like Wilford and Bim would be really good friends??? They’d probably co-host a gameshow together if they could

AND JUST!!! If you take into the account the “Bim is the older brother of all the Jims” theory this just becomes 10000x cuter

Markiplier Characters: The Ultimate Video Masterlist

So, yeah, this is a list of all the videos I could find featuring the listed characters of @markiplier . It took me more than an hour and MAN I’m tired! but I think it was worth it!

If there are any other characters or videos you guys think I missed, please let me know :3

HOWEVER. in the case of Darkiplier, when it comes to pre-Date w/ Markiplier videos, I only listed the videos that Mark has pretty much confirmed Darkiplier is featured in. Yes, there are plenty of videos of Mark being creepy, but unless Mark says otherwise, that does not necessarily make it a Darkiplier video. But in general, the videos on this list have to fall under the following criteria:

  1. The character featured has to be made by Mark (as in the case of Wilford Warfstache or Jim)
  2. If the character is not made by Mark, Mark needs to have made the character his own, typically by featuring the character in his own skits (as in the case of Ed Edgar or the Host, both of whom were created by Cyndago)

If you’re still wondering why certain videos or characters aren’t featured on this list, check out my other list, which has videos and characters that don’t quite fit this criteria.

So, without further ado…

Origins of Wilford Warfstache and Darkplier(?)

Who Killed Markiplier? - Chapter 1 (Oct 10, 2017)
Who Killed Markiplier? - Chapter 2 (Oct 11, 2017)
Who Killed Markiplier? - Chapter 3 (Oct 12, 2017)
Who Killed Markiplier? - The Final Chapter (Oct 13, 2017)

Wilford Warfstache

The Fall of Slenderman - In his debut, Wilford Warfstache interviews the once feared Slenderman (Nov 9, 2012)
The Warfstache Affair - Caught in an affair with another man’s wife, Warfstache responds to the problem the only way he knows how (Jun 12, 2013)
Warfstache Plays: Slender - Just what it says on the tin (Oct 16, 2013)
The Ned Affair [feat. MARKIPLIER] - In this sequel to the Warfstache Affair, Wilford Warfstache must face justice for what he’s done (Aug 26, 2014)
Five Nights at Freddy’s: The Interview - Wilford Warfstache interviews everyone’s favourite disembodied voice, Phone Guy (Mar 7, 2015)
Warfstache Interviews Markiplier - Just what it says on the tin (Sep 13, 2015)
MORE? - In this choice from a Date With Markiplier, Wilford Warfstache gets you to ask the real question (Feb 14, 2017)
Markiplier TV - Warfstache acts as a gameshow host and poses a revolutionary idea to his colleagues (May 5, 2017)


Amnesia: Rain | Part 6 (Final) | ENDGAME - Mark wears a pink mustache and plays around with his Warfstache voice (Apr 3, 2013)
Markiplier Animated | WARFSTACHE - An animation of the above video (Dec 3, 2014)
WARFSTACHE RIDES AGAIN | Critical Annihilation - Mark plays with a Wilford Warfstache avatar and talks a bit about the character (Feb 26, 2016)


Don’t blink - dont turn around (Jun 19, 2012)
Don’t move -                             (Jul 4, 2012)
relax - Mark just wants to chill for his 14 million sub celebration, but someone has other ideas (Aug 13, 2016)
HORROR - In this choice from a Date With Markiplier, Darkiplier makes his official debut, and he’s missed you very much (Feb 14, 2017)
FREEDOM! - In this ‘choice’ from a Date With Markiplier, Darkiplier is prepared to provide you a worthy date (Feb 14, 2017)
LEFT - In this choice from a Date With Markiplier, you shot Darkiplier… Right? (Feb 14, 2017)
RIGHT - In this choice from a Date With Markiplier, you shot Darkiplier… Right? (Feb 14, 2017)
Don’t Play This Game - Watch as Mark submits to the madness of a nonsensical ‘game’ (Apr 16, 2017)
Markiplier TV - Darkiplier gives his thoughts on Wilford Warfstache’s revolutionary idea (May 5, 2017)
DARKIPLIER vs ANTISEPTICEYE - Who will win the ultimate evil YouTuber showdown? (Jul 28, 2017)


The Voice of Darkiplier | Markiplier ReMIX - Listen to Darkiplier’s dulcet voice in this Markiplier Recognized ™ remix by Day By Dave (Jun 29, 2017) THANK YOU TO @fandomfangirlworld FOR POINTING THIS ONE OUT TO ME


Google IN REAL LIFE | ft. Markiplier - Google is thwarted in this Matthias edition of Googleplier’s debut (Oct 31, 2014)
Google IRL - Google is defeated in this Markiplier edition of Googleplier’s debut (Oct 31, 2014)
360 VIDEO | Let’s Play Minecraft | Part 1 - Google restates his primary objective (Apr 1, 2017)
Markiplier TV - Google gives his thoughts on Wilford Warfstache’s revolutionary idea (May 5, 2017)
Google Gets An Upgrade - Google receives a visit from Bing while in the middle of an upgrade (May 20, 2017)

Dr. Iplier

Worst News Doctor - In his official debut, Dr. Iplier delivers a LOT of bad news to a young patient (Oct 27, 2013)
Markiplier TV - Dr. Iplier continues to deliver bad news and gives his thoughts on Wilford Warfstache’s revolutionary idea (May 5, 2017)


Surgeon Simulator 2013 - A playlist of Mark’s Surgeon Simulator playthroughs, from which come a lot of Dr. Iplier’s catch phrases
Markiplier Animated | Surgeon Simulator - An animation of one of the above playthroughs (Jun 13, 2013)
Markiplier Animated | SHUT UP NURSE!! - A continuation of the above animation (Jun 27, 2013)
Markiplier Animated | MEET THE MEDIPLIER - An animation of one of the above playthroughs TF2 ‘Meet the Medic’ kinda style (Apr 19, 2014)
Surgeon Simulator IN REAL LIFE - Mark applies Surgeon Simulator in the real world (May 10, 2016)

The Host

Danger in Fiction [feat. MARKIPLIER] - In his debut, the Host struggles with an uncooperative character as he attempts to narrate a story (Feb 6, 2013)
Danger In Fiction | Chapter II - In this sequel to Danger in Fiction, the Host tries to narrate a new story with a new, if equally uncooperative, character (Aug 20, 2013)
Danger in Fiction: The Host - An incredibly short preview of what was going to be a third installment of Danger in Fiction; features the Host in his blindfold and jacket for the first time, preparing to narrate something new (May 9, 2015) THANK YOU TO @fountain-of-muse FOR POINTING THIS ONE OUT TO ME
Markiplier TV - The Host narrates as Wilford Warfstache pitches his revolutionary idea (May 5, 2017)


Markiplier Makes: Fan Fiction (animated by Kayroos_) - Mark opens the video wearing his Host jacket and makes a few brief references to the character (Aug 5, 2017)

Jim News

Markiplier TV - In their debut, Jim and Jim cover various disaster reports and weather reports (May 5, 2017)
CORPSE ABDUCTION? - In the midst of the Who Killed Markiplier mystery, Jim and Jim enter the scene of the crime to get the main scoop (Oct 10 or Oct 14, 2017)
SUSPECT WITH A SHOOTY?! - Continuing their investigation, Jim and Jim tail the possible murderer (Oct 11 or 14, 2017)
DEMONS JIM, DEMONS!! - Continuing their investigation, Jim and Jim attempt to contact the demons contained within the murder house (Oct 12 or 14, 2017)
DUMMY JIM REENACTS GRISLY SCENE! - Jim and Jim conclude their investigation with the help of Dummy Jim (Oct 13 or 14, 2017)

King of the Squirrels

King of the Squirrels - In his debut, the King smears peanut butter on his face in celebration of 80,000 subs (Jan 23, 2013)
King of the Squirrels Returns - The King is sick, but he is still the King! (Mar 26, 2015)
Markiplier TV - The King crashes the conference while Wilford Warfstache is receiving feedback on his revolutionary idea (May 5, 2017) 

Bim Trimmer

Hire My Ass [feat. Markiplier, Danny Sexbang, & Matthias] - Bim Trimmer acts as the host to the ever popular game show that gives you the chance to win your dream job (Dec 10, 2014)
Markiplier TV - Bim Trimmer gives his thoughts on Wilford Warfstache’s revolutionary idea (May 5, 2017)

The Silver Shepherd

Super Infidelity - The intrepid superhero Silver Shepherd finds out that his dame may be cheating on him, but with who? (Jun 3, 2014)
Markiplier TV - The Silver Shepherd takes a break from fighting crime to pursue a job in entertainment and gives his thoughts on Wilford Warfstache’s revolutionary idea (May 5, 2017)

Ed Edgar

Ed Edgar Adoptallott’s Baby Bulk Buy - Ed Edgar’s sellin’ babies and today he’s got a special offer! (Mar 24, 2015)
Markiplier TV - Ed Edgar gives his thoughts on Wilford Warfstache’s revolutionary idea and he still has a special offer (May 5, 2017)


A Gentlemen’s Dispute feat. CaptainSparklez - Dapperplier and Jordapper look to settle their differences in the most civilized way possible (Jul 21, 2014)
GENTLEMEN’S DISPUTE w/ Markiplier - See Jordapper’s version of the above video (Jul 21, 2014)
REMATCH OF THE CENTURY | Max Gentlemen w/ Captain Sparklez - Dapperplier and Jordapper have fallen low and look to regain their honor in the most civilized way possible (Feb 10, 2015)
MAXIMUM GENTLEMEN’S DISPUTE w/ Markiplier - See how Jordapper remembers the above events (Feb 10, 2015)


MAKING LOVE FOR SENPAI | Yandere Simulator #14 - Yandereplier-chan shows her true colours in this kawaii intro! (Nov 13, 2016)
Google Gets An Upgrade - With a ‘saaaahhh!’ and a visit to Googleplier’s, Bingiplier makes his obnoxious debut (May 20, 2017)

Very Important mcnamawyer/veronamara headcanons that minna franklinshepard and i have been discussing

  • they start dating a few weeks after the whole incident with jd
  • veronica invites heather to watch the movie with her and martha because she wants to keep an eye on her
  • after that they just start spending more and more time with each other (bc heather is a natural follower and needs someone)
  • they help each other out, heather helps calm veronica when things get bad (even if she doesn’t know what really happened, she is always there when veronica needs it) and veronica makes heather feel better when she feels like she’s drowning
  • they have many movie nights and heather always ends up cuddling veronica bc she is a Cuddle Bug
  • one of their movie nights they end up kissing each other (its really sweet and gentle and shy) and after that it’s history
  • veronica is always the big spoon bc heather is so tiny
  • heather tries being the big spoon but it just doesn’t work and her face ends up in veronica’s shoulder blades and they laugh about it
  • veronica always teases heather about how short and tiny she is and is always picking her up and swinging her off her feet. heather pretends to hate it but she actually really loves it
  • no one realizes they’re dating for a while, they’ve been affectionate friends even before then and have been holding hands in the halls as just friends so there isn’t much transition
  • veronica tells her parents when they start referring to her as “your very close friend heather" and veronica’s just like “we’re girlfriends.” and her parents are totally cool w/ whatever makes veronica happy so they’re just like “oh okay dear”
  • heather’s parents are a different story, they’ve never really been fond of veronica bc she’s so weird and she’s from the poorer side of town and is like ten feet tall and laughs really loudly for ten minutes at every funny thing heather says
  • for a while they’re like “i’m sure there are some nice boys around honey” and heather is just like “but I like veronica” and eventually they get over it bc they do want their daughter happy
  • veronica goes to football games to watch heather cheer, she always brings hUGE signs with lots of hearts and heather always picks her out in the crowd. she gives 0 fucks about the actual football game and screams only whenever heather does something and heather blows kisses from across the field
  • one day after a football game someone comes up to heather and asks “why is veronica sawyer so obsessed with you?” and heather just looks them dead in the eye and says “we’re dating” and it seems like within the hour the entire school knows but it’s like totally whatever because everyone is still kind of terrified of veronica after everything that happened
  • heather duke makes fun of them for dating but veronica just tells her to shut up and kisses heather mac in front of her
  • they become the power couple of the school and a lot of people think they’re super cute. they sit at lunch with their arms draped over each other with 0 fucks to give
  • heather drags veronica around shopping which isnt veronica’s thing but she goes for her gf. veronica wanders off and comes back with stuff from the kids section and says it would fit better bc she’s always teasing heather for being so tiny
  • when they watch horror movies heather spends most of the movie with her face buried into veronica’s neck
  • heather makes veronica watch all of the rom coms and she always tears up and gets the sniffles bc “it’s so romantic” while veronica’s scoffing at the cheesiness and how all the movies are about heterosexuals
  • heather doesn’t talk about it but she constantly thinks about how veronica could dEFINITELY pick her up at their wedding and carry her bridal style
  • veronica buys an engagement ring for heather from her own parents
  • she goes in there and is like “i’d like to buy an engagement ring. can you bless me? i mean. can i have your blessing to buy an engagement ring? for your child. your child heather, that child. your daughter. i want to buy an engagement ring to give to yoUR DAUGHTER. I want to marry your daughter please” and she is extremely flustered
  • she has to make sure her parents dont tell heather (when heather has been worrying to her parents that veronica didnt want to marry her and would nEVER propose)
  • and heather’s parents get so excited and they’re like showing her the most expensive rings bc they want a nice one for their daughter and veronica’s getting visibly more and more uncomfortable as the prices go higher
  • they’re like “what’s wrong dear” and she just gets really flustered and is like “these aren’t really…. in my price range”
  • heather’s parents offer to pay but veronica is super stubborn and insists on paying herself so she gets a beautiful and simple ring but heather’s parents still give her a “friends and family discount" 
  • when she proposes she makes sure it’s romantic bc heather is such a hopeless romantic but it’s also simple and perfect and heather nearly faints
  • and heather like gets so excited that she like makes out with veronica for a minute after pulling her to her feet (bc she made sure to get on one knee) and then immediately starts planning like “it should be a spring wedding. who will we invite?! OH MAN I HAVE TO CALL MY MOM” but she totes forgets to actually say yes and veronica just stops her and is asks “so that’s a yes then?” and she’s all teary and happy and heather is like “oF COURSE YES. I’VE BEEN PLANNING OUR WEDDING IN MY HEAD FOR YEARS. I THOUGHT YOU WOULD NEVER PROPOSE”
  • and heather keeps going on and on about the wedding and how she’s been looking at wedding dresses for aGES and veronica’s like "oh i’d love to see them” and heather gasps and says no bc they’re not allowed to see each other’s wedding dresses (potential or not) until the day of and veronica goes “i thought i just wasnt allowed to see you in it?” and heather just hushes her and says it will be a surprise
  • veronica is totally noT allowed to help with wedding planning also bc she’ll just be like “I don’t know I wanted something small and simple?” and heather is like “no shh babe you don’t get it I’ve dreamt about my wedding since I was like six years old”
  • they both cry when they first see each other at the wedding, heather is all teary walking down the isle just from seeing veronica on the other end
  • they write their own vows and in heather’s she says “with you, i am a gameshow host” and at the end she really quietly goes “thanks for coming after me”


Dear Phil,
You are a very beautiful human being, and all those styles that you tried fit you well (except for that hell sent cheese suit and that last shiny outfit that made you look like a gameshow host - maybe you should wear that on the next episode of Dan, Anthony or Rat lol). You don’t need to be insecure about how you look. Your arms are defined and they look really nice. You can wear lighter colours even if you’re pale. I think that lighter colours make you glow and not fade like what you usually say. I hope you do another of this kind of video, it’s really enjoyable too watch!

Much love! @amazingphil 💙

Gameshow host: For your next challenge you’ll have to write a scherzo movement for strings without using pizzicato 

The contestant, Maurice Ravel: *sweats nervously*

richie tozier the legend

so, @eddiesbadbreak and @eddiekasp and I were in TEARS the other day over the idea of adult richie tozier being super connected and up to date with the high school kids and community so here we go :

-Richie goes to Dunkin Donuts every morning before work and gets his breakfast : black coffee and a cinnamon donut. He becomes friends with the employees there, and it gets to a point where his order his ready for him when he comes in every morning.

-“Here’s your coffee Mr. Tozier, your donut with be right out!”

-He tips HUGE and the kids literally argue over who gets to bring him his order.

-Sometimes he sits down and talks to the kids and they catch him up on what is going down at school

“Mr. Tozier, you won’t believe what happened yesterday at school.”

“Marcus, sit your ass down and tell me everything.”


“So Benny is cheating on Grace with Ashley?”

“Yeah, but listen Mr. Tozier, the quaterback of the football team-”


“Yeah, Jeffrey and Benny have been hooking up too-”


“I know!!!”


“I haven’t seen Brenda lately, is she on vacation?”

“No Mr. Tozier she got fired last week.”

“Tell me everything Jared.”


-Everyone calls him Mr. Tozier

-Every time Richie and Eddie go out, it feels like they hear “Yeah Mr. Tozier!!” then Eddie yells back, “We are MARRIED!!!”

-Whenever the kids see Eddie they ask about Richie

“Hey Mr. Tozier hows the other Mr. Tozier?”

“He’s doing fine, Emma.”

“Tell Mr. Tozier I said hi! Bye Mr. Tozier!”


-Richie becomes the football announcer for all of the games and all of the kids love it because he over shares.

“And there goes Jacob Hudson! He’s coming in hot! This defense can’t seem to catch him! AaaaaaND TOUCHDOWN!!! What a great play, what a great kid, it’s truly a shame that his girlfriend is cheating on him, WHAT A NIGHT FOLKS!!!”


“Alright everybody it is now time for our player spotlight for tonight’s game. Tonight we have the one, the only, Rrrrrodger Rrrrranks! And folks let me tell you this kid has been playing the game since he could hold a football. Lets pray he makes it to the big time because this kid can’t make a cup of coffee for his life folks! Sorry Rodg, you suck at the food game, but not this game! Aaaand THAT’S tonight’s spotlight folks.”


-They sell tickets to the games solely because Richie is announcing.

-Eddie and Richie donate money to the school

-Richie chaperones at all of the school dances but he spikes the punch and ends up being the life of the party

-At the end of the school year, Richie throws a massive party at his big ass Beverly Hills mansion house.

-He picks four seniors and gets them to help him set up and plan the party. He lets them hire a DJ, make the guest list, and get the house ready.

-He fills the bottom of his pool with hundreds of red glow sticks

-He buys SO MUCH BOOZE and hires bartenders

-Eddie sets up a key jar and buys a bunch of condoms. He locks he & Richie’s bedroom but leaves the guest rooms open and leaves a bowl of condoms by the stairs.

-Richie calls the cab company and pays for them to be ready to drive kids home who have had too much to drink

-Richie gets super dressed up, he wears his red suit and yellow dress shoes and he slicks his hair back. He looks like a gameshow host

-All of the kids love his outfits and compliment him

-Richie gets hammered and stands of the roof, takes off his suit jacket and all the kids start yelling “TOZIER TOZIER TOZIER TOZIER” and he cannon-ball’s into the pool off the roof.

-Some of the girls get super drunk and try to flirt with him but Richie just laughs at them

-The next morning there are at least ten kids passed out somewhere in their house.

-Eddie goes around with a broom and pokes them awake then calls them a cab.

-Richie is super hungover

-Kids who couldn’t drive home stop by throughout the day to pick up their keys and their cars

-The Toziers are known as local legends

Markiplier Ego Imagines (pt. 4)

(For the anon who wanted to know what the Ego’s favorite foods were or what they’re cooking is like! Bon appetit!)

Imagine the Egos cooking. Typically, it’s an “every man for himself” situation when it comes to meals, so each of the Egos learn how to cook their favorites. From time to time, however, somebody will fix enough for the others.

Imagine Dr. Iplier making omelets. Usually he has to go into work pretty early in the morning, so breakfast foods are essential. There’s always lots of fast food and left-overs stocked in the refrigerator, and the Doctor likes to toss a variety of them into an omelet. He’s made plenty of lousy ones, that’s for sure, but after a while, he learns what works and what doesn’t. Sometimes when the Host or Bim wander in mumbling like coffee-deprived zombies, Dr. Iplier will sit them down and make extras. He doesn’t mind.

Imagine Silver “Human Oven-mit” Shepherd bakes pies like nobody’s business. No one ever actually sees him do it, and they don’t know what goes into them either. But from time to time a new one will show up in the fridge, and Silver will just shrug and shove another bite in his mouth. Usually they feed them to Wilford first to see if he’ll drop dead or not.

Imagine Bim Trimmer burning literally everything. He tries, really, but aside from his gameshow hosting abilities and his green thumb, the other Egos are sure he’s devoid of all talent. It’s not true, of course, but it certainly applies to his cooking. It doesn’t matter how many YouTube tutorials he watches or how many times Amy tries to help him out, Bim can’t cook a thing.

Imagine the Host shocking everybody and being the best cook in the whole place. As the Author, he spent some time in Paris writing. While there, he took some courses in cooking, and while he can’t see what he’s doing anymore, there are certain dishes he can prepare by muscle memory alone. Once a week or so, each Ego will receive a hand-written invitation to join the Host for dinner. It was Amy’s idea, and the Host was nervous at first. But now the dinners are the highlight of his week.

Imagine Ed Edgar dragging a grill onto the roof of the building to make barbeque. People can smell it from miles around, and eventually Dark makes the grill “disappear” because he’s drawing too much attention to their building, which Dark spends a lot of time and energy concealing from the public.

Imagine Wilford Warfstache just throwing things in a pan or a pot, heating it over the oven for a few minutes, and calling it food. There’s nothing that man can’t or won’t eat. Some of his concoctions end up stinking up the entire floor where the kitchen is located, and Google is sent in with a hazmat suit to clean it up while Wilford happily munches from the kitchen table, making pleased little noises as he does.

Imagine Dark cooking his “guest’s” favorite meal. He doesn’t cook for himself much. All he needs is a coffee for breakfast and a decent meal later in the day, but when he has a new interest that he wants to woo, he’ll learn their favorite food and prepare it for them. The problem is, Dark is a perfectionist. If even one thing is wrong with the meal, he’ll toss it, and Google yells at him constantly for wasting food.

Google, of course, doesn’t need ridiculous human food, but his systems are built with the capabilities to “taste” and process food. He always turns up his nose at anything the others prepare for him, but the Host once walked in on him in search of a midnight snack. The droid was inhaling Lucky Charms like there was no tomorrow. They don’t speak of it.

Introductions - Dan Howell x Reader

Prompt: hey you said youd do youtuber imagines so could you do one with danisnotonfire where he intrduces you to his audience in a tag video? thanks

Originally posted by demonphannie

“Today’s the day” you thought. You were terrified, excited, but terrified.  Last week, Dan had told you that he thought it was time to introduce you to everyone who watched his videos. At first, you were against the idea but you loved him, so if this was what he wanted then you said you would be happy to do it.

“You ready babe?” Dan called from his bedroom.
“Yeah, just give me a minute!” You called back from the bathroom. “Okay Y/N, just breathe” you whispered to yourself. Taking a deep breath and looking up into the mirror, you fluffed your hair up a little and made your way into Dan’s room.

“Okay, so how do we do this?” you asked.
“Well erm, I guess I’ll do my intro and then you can just slide into the shot?” Dan replied.
“Yeah,” you agreed “sounds good to me” you weren’t very enthusiastic about it but you had to put on a good front for Dan.

Dan began his introduction you waited for his signal to move into the shot. “So I guess it’s time to introduce you guys to my girlfriend, Y/N!” Dan smiled. You rolled your chair into the shot and sat there smiling; you couldn’t help but feel awkward. Dan sensed this and tried to put you at ease before continuing to explain the day’s video to his camera.

“Okay let’s get started shall we?” Dan said, turning to you. You nodded in response. He turned to face the camera again. “Okay, so this is the boyfriend/girlfriend tag…” there was a slight pause, “what has my life become?” Dan questioned.
“That’s the first question is it?” you asked with a grin.
Dan began to laugh, “Oh no, it’s too early in the video to get that deep, I’ll save my existential crisis for later.” The two of you laughed before Dan said “right, Y/N, you and I will take turns asking and answering the questions, are you ready?”
“As I’ll ever be!” you answered.
“Okay, question number one, who said ‘I love you’ first? Wow, straight in at the deep end with the big questions!”
“Tell me about it, what happened to good old ‘how did you meet?!” you remarked before giving your answer. “You did, you said it first and I said it straight back…” you scrunched up your face and with a smile added, “Well almost anyway.”
“Correct! Wait, is there a points system?”
“No Dan, I don’t think there’s a points system considering we should both know all the answers” you teased.

“Right next question, hit me up” Dan remarked.
You shook your head. “Okay, the next question is,” you paused to look at your phone and find the next question, “where was our first date?”
“Our first date, okay so if we don’t include the day we met or time spent together before we were actually together…”
You could see the wheels turning in his head as he tried to remember. “I’m going to have to press you for an answer” you said in your best gameshow host voice.
“Okay okay, I THINK it was..” he paused again and put his hand to his face, “was it the Italian, the one near Central?”
You paused, letting him sweat and doubt his answer. “Correct!” you shouted, watching his face fill with relief.

The two of you answered a few more questions, neither of you giving an incorrect answer. As Dan wrapped up the video, you couldn’t help but smile. After a while you had forgotten the camera was there and all of your nerves had gone.

“See, that wasn’t too bad, was it!” Dan beamed as he turned the camera off.

“No, I guess it wasn’t” you replied with a smile. “I won’t be starting a YouTube channel of my own anytime soon though” you raised an eyebrow.

“I wouldn’t expect anything else from you” Dan smiled as he walked over to you and wrapped his arms around you in a warm embrace.


Mayroong akong katrabaho na hindi ko alam kung aware sya na empleyado sya o feeling talaga nya na boss sya ng kumpanya namin. Ang toxic sa trabaho dahil lagi na lang nyang ginagawang example ang sarili nya. Bakit daw hindi kami tumulad sa kanya, bakit daw ganito ganyan. Okay naman daw ang gawa nya. Bakit hindi namin magawa. Minsan nga naiisip ko na palaklakin sya ng isang galong kape para kabahan naman sya sa mga sinasabi nya.

Narcissist, ito ang mga taong malaki ang kumpyansa sa sarili nila. Ang tingin nila ay ang taas taas nila kaysa sa mga taong nakapalibot sa kanila. Ayon kay Blackburn sa kanyang akda na Mirror, Mirror: The Uses and Abuses of Self Love (2014), naaapektuhan ng Narcissitic Personality ang 1% ng ating populasyon. Kaya naman ay isinama ng American Psychiatric Association (APA) ang narcissism bilang narcissistic personality disorder noong 1968. Kaya naman toxic talaga yang katrabaho ko na feeling nya ay napakaperfect nya.

Batay naman sa pag-aaral ni Sigmund Freud sa kanyang Psychoanalytic Theory na nagkakaroon tayo ng splitting. Ang splitting ay pangyayari kung saan nakikita ng tao ang mga nangyayari bilang nakakabuti o nakakasama. Kapag nakita natin na mabuti ang mga ito para sa atin ay nagiging idealization ito na defense mechanism at kung pangit naman ay nagiging devaluation. Maaaring inilalagay natin ang sarili natin sa ganoong sitwasyon o ito ang nakikita natin sa kapwa natin. Halimbawa, OPPA OPPA! Nakikibandwagon ang iba sa atin sa K-Pop style kung saan ginagaya natin ang istilo ng pananamit ng mga Koreaong ito pati na rin ang kanilang pamumuhay. Binubuhay natin ang kanilang katauhan sa ating sarili. At kung tatanungin mo sila kung idol nila ang ilan sa mga sikat na Pinoy, ang sasabihin ng iba ay YUCK. Not knowing kung ano ba ang characteristic ng kanilang idolo sa likod ng camera.

Mahal na mahal ng sambayanang Pilipino ang mga gameshow host na nagbibigay sa kanila ng pag-asa. Dahil nakikita natin na nagpapamigay sila ng pera sa mga madlang tao ay nakikita natin na mabuting tao sila.

LUCRENG: Boss Bill, idol na idol ko po kayo *biglang umiyak* makita ko lang po kayo ay parang nanalo na ako.

BOSS BILL: Hindi mo naman pala kailangan ng pera kasi nakita mo na ako. Pwede ka nang umupo.

LUCRENG: Syempre joke lang po yun Boss Bill. Idol ko po kayo kasi binibigayan nyo ng pera ang mga tulad namin na umaasa na lang sa biyaya ng palabas nyo.

BOSS BILL: Dahil idol mo ako, bibigyan kita ng payb tawasan! *drums sound effect* Maraming salamat Lucreng at sa mga Pilipinong umiidolo sa akin kahit na may binalitang ni-rape ko na sexy star, iniwanan ng asawa dahil sa pambababae, minanyak ang magandang co-host, binuntis ang tatlong dalagang babae at lulong sa casino. Maraming salamat sa pagtitiwala.

LUCRENG: *umiyak nang malakas* HUHUHU Maraming salamat Boss Bill. Sana po ay marami pang mga tao na tulad nyo. *umiyak lalo ng malakas* Pwede po bang bumati?

Ayon naman kay Goin sa kanyang librong sinulat sa The Psychiatric Times noong 1998 na Borderline Personality Disorder: Countertransference, sinabi nya na ang tao ay may kulang sa sarili na nakikita nya sa iba kaya naman ay pilit nyang pinupunuan ang kulang sa sarili sa pamamagitan ng panggagaya sa kanilang mga iniidolo. Tulad ng isang dalaga na idol na idol ang kanyang kaeskwela na muse at nanalo sa Ms. Intrams at naging Queen of the Night sa JS, aalamin nya ang beauty products na ginagamit nito at iyon ang gagamitin nya sa pag-aakala na magiging magkasing ganda sila kapag ginamit nya ang kanyang beauty kit. Walang kinaibahan ito sa isang babae na pilit na ginagaya ang crush ng kanyang crush para mapansin sya nito.

GIRL: Sagutin mo ako! AM I NOT ENOUGH? Pangit ba ako? Kapalit palit ba ako?

BOY: Ano bang sinasabi mo? Yung burger mo lumalamig bes, pwede bang kainin ko na lang yan?


BOY: Bakit ka ba nagkakaganyan? Sabi mo kakain lang tayo dito sa Jabee. Di ka na naman ba natulog ng maaga? Sabi ko sayo wag kang magpuyat sa Tinder na yan eh.

GIRL: *umiyak* Ang hirap sayo, nandito naman ako tumitingin ka pa sa iba. Bakit, yung shade ng lipstick nya ay shade ng lipstick ko, yung gamit nyang napkin at gamit ko ding napkin. Gamit ko din naman yung toner nya. Pero bakit sya parin? Bakit hindi na lang ako.

BOY: *tumigil sa pagkain* mas magaling syang mag-ahit ng kilay.


Nicknames: Aster, Stratos
Is a combo of Science Sans and Outer Sans

Age: 16
Roommate: Karma
Closest friends: Haz, Bobble, North, Charamelon
Hobbies: Astronomy, Alien hunting,
Likes: Sci-fyi, Undertrek tv show, star charts, Constellations, star gazing
Dislikes: Mystical nonsense, surprises, doing laundry,

Aster, also known as Stratos is studying to be an astronomer. He likes making star charts and maps of the sky. He spends a lot of time outside gazing at the stars and trying to figure out why they don’t follow any sort of patern. With science! He wants to make a map of the stars for the whole omega timeline one day. He really likes aliens and hopes to make an alien friend one day. (Because of shenanigans he thinks the anons are aliens sending him cryptic messages.) He also spends a lot of time arguing with karma on the merits of science vs fortune telling and why science is better. He gets mistaken for a Tv show or gameshow host a lot and it drives him up the wall.

anonymous asked:

Is gamma a gameshow host? if so what's hat bot?

Gamma is a gameshow host and we don’t know much about hat bot’s role is because we only saw only lil glimpse of him in Alan’s conference. Though I bet he is like a bodyguard of some sorts, we will never know till the release of the show