You never actually read your texts do you?
I don't really have enough time for chatspeak these days. We're at war with the witches. But...I downloaded some video footage. Footage of cats. Funny, just thinking about them. Never thought I'd spend -20 minutes-, -a few hours-. Okay! All day on the internets.
i dont know how much of those mans1ayer L.A. Noire gamer poop videos still holds up but i will always find “This is AMERICA’ ‘lets change the subject’ ‘this is GERMANY’” and “’i like yer ass’ ‘YOU’RE LYING MORGAN’” funny
So my brother just farted on my fucking face. I said,
“What the fuck yo.”
He looked at me dead in the eye and said,
“My butthole blew you a kiss.”
Then proceeded to wink at me..
The little shit is 5,
Iv never felt so violated
So we, I
and @darklordofcutlets, were nostalgic for ME and start watching Gamer Poop. And then, as parody
on dialog with Ashley in the video, she gave me this text and I just HOW DARE
YOU NOW IT`S HUNT ME FOREVER I MUST DRAW IIIITTTTTTTTTT!!