Title: Approximately This Big (which refers to something reader says whilst motioning. it’ll make sense if you read it)
Prompt: does watching what to expect when you’re expecting count as a prompt?
Word count: 2,688 (good god)
Warnings: language, pregnancy, vomiting
A/N: I was watching what to expect when you’re expecting (as i just said) and for some reason felt like writing something. Bones came to mind before anyone else could and i feel like it’d be interesting to be married to him, so here’s something that i wrote in the middle of the night that likely sucks! (tell me what you think, though) ENJOY IT (or try to, at least)