dan avidan quotes i think about a lot:

- “shoutout to sheep. for lettin’ me fuck em”

- “two bros just giving each other hot blowies”

- “for legal reasons, i can’t say yes, but……yes”

- “what is that noise?!”

- “wow. she’s more angular than i remember.”

- “i wish i had my own wikipedia page”

- “are you fucking shitting all over both of my nuts”

- “can you imagine if your body was entirely made out of ballsack material?”

- “i’m gonna kill your dad”

- “…..fuck”