a bullet hell game but your ship is absolutely malfunctioning like craaaazy and shooting all of it’s super powerful and unlimited bullets all at once but you’re a good guy and you’re trying really hard to avoid casualties
okay but an important thing to know is that I’m super picky in my ship tastes but also I’ll write just about anything and probably get really into it?? cause at the end of the day it’s about playing with the relationships and I love doing that, even if it’s not something I’d root for in the source narrative
Bang bang, Take a shot, Pit stop, Drop me off But I’ll be thinking about you all night long Hey there, Sun flares, Open road, No cares With your fingers pointing like a gun And I would never ever wish you wrong, Even if we ever move along You know I never meant to lead you on, and on, and on, and on We’re caught in a hurricane again, We said it all along We just keep floating with the wind We’ll land where we belong We say, we say, that it can get rough along the way Just keep floating with the wind, You’ll land where you belong
We’re gonna die, It’s just a matter of time Hard times come, Good times go I’m either gone in an instant Or here til the bitter end , I never know What I’ve got will make you feel more alive I’ll be your favourite drug I will get you high I will get you high ‘Cause we are alive, Here in Death Valley But don’t take love off the table yet ‘Cause tonight it’s just fire alarms and losing you We love a lot, So we only lose a little, But we are alive
We were full of life, We could barely hold it in. We were amateurs at war, Strangers to suffering. We made our families proud, But scared at the same time. We promised we’d be safe, Another lie from the front lines. (..) Though time is ruthless, It showed us kindness in the end, By slowing down enough, A second chance to make amends. As life replayed, we heard a voice proclaim: “lay your weapons down! They’re calling off the war On account of losing track of what we’re fighting for.” So we found our way back home, Let our cuts and bruises heal. While a brand-new war began, one that no one else could feel. Our nights have grown so long. Now we beg for sound advice. “let the brokenness be felt 'til you reach the other side. There is goodness in the heart Of every broken man Who comes right up to the edge of losing everything he has.” We were young enough to sign along the dotted line. Now we’re young enough to try to build a better life.
I’ll walk this long road, 'Till I find my way home To somewhere familiar, To lay down my bones The trouble is, nothing looks the same The trouble is, I don’t think it ever will Oh, have you come for me? Pull me out of the ocean, Take me up in your arms again Just the way with the love you send Such a strange education, Leads me into your arms again Cast away, lost again
I took a knife and a wheelchair ‘Cause I won’t be back home for a while. You said I’d want to be a doctor But I don’t, and I need to know why. Oh my God, Just folded and burnt like a parchment, oh Engraved like a star on the pavement, oh I believe in the past, I believe in ghosts In the songs I can write, in the problems solved. (…)
I just don’t remember what I say or do And I almost forgot that you were here too.
Sheets are swaying from an old clothesline Like a row of captured ghosts over old dead grass Was never much but we made the most Welcome home(…) Peel the scars from off my back, I don’t need them anymore You can throw them out or keep them in your mason jars I’ve come home All my nightmares escaped my head, Bar the door, please don’t let them in You were never supposed to leave Now my head’s splitting at the seams And I don’t know if I can Here, beneath my lungs, I feel your thumbs press into my skin again
Your A Jerk And Its Your Week. You Realy Out Did Your Self. Like A Crazy Super Jerk. Your Probubly A Big Jerk Every Week, But This Weeek Your The Jerk Of The Week! Jerk Jerk Jerkedy Jerk Edy Jerk, Jerk Jerk Jerkedy Jerk Edy Jerk Jerk Jerk. Im Looking At You Buddy!
Here he is, the Biggest Douche of the Universe! In all the galaxies, there’s no bigger douche than you! You’ve reached the top, the pinnacle of douchedom! Good going, douche. Your dreams have come true!
That’s about all I can find (and if you think i will be serious with Tonpa like really, really?? I was forced to sit through Leorio/Tonpa AMV, I’m never checking any song for him ever again)
Blood sweat & Tear expectations Vs Reality version (Jin trying to kiss Suga).
The stage was well decorated with BTS photos of the last 4 years.
They sang every live to perfection. No No No! let’s be clear: TO PERFECTION!
Each roommates made a team and played games
Rapmon and V ship’s name is R&V (cool), JM, JK and JH is 3Js (Smart) Suga and jin ship’s name is Sin (WHAT?),
First round of games was: What am i to you? each roommates trying to to give the same answer to a question (The best was: What is the longest discussion u have with each other: Suga: 3 min. Jin (a savage): 3s)
Second round: eyes nose lips: Each team pick a model and everyone draws him. The model later needs to guess which one is his roommate’s drawing and give it 1st place (Suga just wrote a V when asked to draw V -genius-, Jk was able to guess Chimchim’s drawing -jikooooook-, Jin had a heart in his pocket -ofc- ),
Rapmon and V sang 4 o’clock live and it was so emotional and superb
3Js: The best 3 dancers of BTS collabed and killed it. The songs lyrics tho: Jk’s part “motherfuck********r” JM:“girl i wanna take you down” JH “
“do me good” Well let’s say it expressed well ARMYs inner feelings.
When we thought it can’t get any better. JIN showed to the world not only his forhead but also his RAPPING while Suga danced. Wait wait there is more. Suga will sing awake while Jin plays the piano *heart blown, mindblown, blown*.
Sin will win the best performance out of the three and thank ARMYs and Bang Pd while being extra crying fake tears.
Spine Breaker had a live performance and Jin’s choregraphy made it even better.
Sin complimenting each other is goals: suga giving jin’s rap 3000 points.
Jikook making hearts and giving each other those usual looks they do
Jhope dying after suga tried to act cute “worldwide aegyo”
Bts revealed their baby photos: They didn’t change, the boys still look the SAME
BTS singing their hit songs like babies, no literally: they acted and sang like babies.
BTS thanked ARMYs for these last 4 years and hoped to stay together for as long as possible, each member showed his appreciation and love (Also they had those cute red cheeks, it was cu-te)
Unlucky Steam key scammer calls electronics, gets the dumbest employee in the world
When I worked at Walmart, I went from cart
pusher->cashier->electronics->security. Sometimes after I
switched to security, when electronics was really swamped, I’d help out
for a few minutes. One day, the phone was ringing and I was walking by
and randomly answered it.
Sir Scamalot: “Hello, sir, this is Steam Support services with Valve.”
Instantly, of course, I know this is a scam. I adore valve and played
so many of their games too. I can’t believe my luck! Of all the calls
to answer! Surprisingly he didn’t have some weird accent.
Me: “Oh, uh… what can I do for you?”
Sir Scamalot: “We’ve had reports that game keys shipped to your
location may have an error that prevents it from authenticating,
specifically the game Counter Strike. We need to validate your game keys
to see if your affected.” [I forget which CS was on sale then, this was
Me: “Oh, what do I do?” As if I didn’t know.
Sir Scamalot: “Well I just need you to open any copies of the game
you have and read me the CD key on the instruction manual so I can
verify them with our validation software.” [or on the jewel case, I
don’t remember that either]
Me: “Sure thing, can I put you on hold for a minute while I get those?”
Sir Scamalot: [obviously happy] “Sure!”
So I put Sir Scamalot on hold while I called all the other area
stores electronics department and warned them about the scammer and
confirmed nobody had taken a call like this earlier. About 15 minutes
later, I get back to Scamalot.
Me: “Thanks for holding, but I can’t find any CD keys. I looked all through the book and the packages.”
Sir Scamalot: [annoyed] “Well sir, just open any copy of Counter Strike and on the-”
Me: “Oh, COUNTER STRIKE! I thought you said Counting Strikes, that bowling game, ok, hold on!”
Everyone in the department is listening and we all laugh. 10 minutes later, I’m back on the line.
Me: “Ok, I got what you’re looking for! What do you need?”
Now I make him walk me through how to open the box, including
interrogating him for 5 minutes about how to do it without breaking the
seal, then pretend I can’t find the book, etc etc.
Finally, I’m ready to read the code!
First, I read him the UPC. This upsets him. Then I read him a part
number from something. Now he’s livid. Finally, I ask if he means the
code on the book that says “game key” and has like groups of four digits
with dashes (like he’s said probably 50 times already) and he gets
Oh, ok heres the game key…
Me: “Ok F… like frank. U… like uncle. C… like cat.”
Sir Scamalot: “Sir, I don’t think thats right, normally a code would-”
Me: “No, its. F, U, C, then K like kite. Next four is Y like yesterday. O like owl-”