How To Avoid Fandom Discourse On Tumblr (And the urge to throw your device out the window):
Step 1: Make an account
Step 2: Post nothing. At all.
Step 3: Never reblog anything. At all.
Step 4: You can like things. But never push the ‘like’ button.
Step 5: Screenshot things you like. But remember, no posting.
Final Step: Once you’ve inevitably lost your mind from either not remembering anything, or if you’ve just said ‘fuck it’ and are doing what you want, delete your tumblr and get everything from screenshots on pinterest.
Two knights stand outside a cave; the light is sliced by the darkness. Both of them peer into the cave, their helmets masking their worried expressions.
Inside this cave is the most dangerous creature known to man. It appears as the most beautiful woman imaginable, and there is no way to escape her seduction...and once she seduces you...you're everything except alive.
...well...good thing I'm gay then.
The gay knight enters the cave, and almost like no time has passed, he returns from the cave with the head of the creature.
Didn't take me long to come out, did it.