game situation

i need to stop drawing andreil, someone stop me please

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“Hey man, they see two of us together they’re gonna think we’re plotting.”

“We are plotting.”

grumpyfoxes  asked:

Part 2 witch!au!!! I wanna know more about their deal and why Neil's not Andrews familiar!

Neil is not Andrew’s familiar because he is not a spirit. Familiars are essentially the essence of a witch’s spirit and inner self taking the form of an animal. Gaining a familiar is a complicated process and requires blood magic, and Neil wasn’t summoned to Andrew’s side. It’s kind of hard to explain, but you know *jazz hands* magic.

As for the deal, it went something like this:

  • it’s the beginning of summer and andrew is tired
  • being around annoyances for nine months was exhausting and the only reason andrew is letting kevin inside his car is because of their promise
  • kevin stays in the car when andrew goes out
  • not too far but far enough that andrew can pretend to be alone
  • except there’s a cat in the tree above him that’s practically suffocating in binding magic
  • really, it’s a surprise that the cat’s even keeping himself upright
  • andrew… well, he’s not about to let a cat suffer so he takes the cat and does some magic to dispel the bind
    • side note: binding magic isn’t bad in any way
    • it’s usually used to make teammates/partners stronger
    • it can also be used as a sort of marriage ceremony
    • typically, binding magic isn’t permanent and requires the consent of all parties
    • however, the deal with the cat was that a taboo sort of binding spell was used so that he wouldn’t be able to escape his master without causing pain unto himself
    • that spell is not public knowledge–only the influential are meant to know about it
    • back to the story

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Weißt du, nach allen was du abgezogen hast, geht dich all das was ich mache, wie ich es mache und mit wem ich was mache nichts mehr an. Genauso was ich denke, fühle und wies mir geht.

i want to incorporate the zero g aspect into more of my wolf 359 art but honestly all i can think of is hilbert liking it a lot b/c he’s very short but he can just float at eye level with everyone
except one day eiffel goes “hold on. something’s wrong here.” and just gently pushes down on hilbert’s head until their feet are about equal and then nods like he’s just solved a difficult puzzle

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So everyone is doing what are ur dogs named after…

Balto, the real Balto

Hubble, hubble the telescope

and Noodle… noodles….

Ani I didn’t name hahahahaha she’s not really named after anything :( but i added a pic just cuz :) Annika is her full name tho. I call her Anna far more often than her real name? 

One of life’s primal situations; the game of hide and seek. Oh, the delicious thrill of hiding while the others come looking for you, the delicious terror of being discovered, but what panic when, after a long search, the others abandon you! You mustn’t hide too well. You mustn’t be too good at the game. The player must never be bigger than the game itself. 

~Jean Baudrillard~

A Group of XXXX would: ...

A Group of ENTJs would: Engage in a massive and elaborate fight to the death to determine the true, dominant ENTJ

A Group of INTJs would: Bond over shared dislike of humans, analytically bet on ENTJ Hunger Games situation using psychology and probability

A Group of ENTPs would: Light each other on fire in record time and debate intensely, then accept ESTP Fight Club invitation

A Group of INTPs would: Exchange terrible puns, become disoriented by INFJs’ comments, abruptly fall asleep because of severe sleep deprivation

A Group of ENFJs would: Use a backhanded compliment style to judge each other’s life choices and morals, and the ENTPs’ decision-making skills

A Group of INFJs would: Contribute subtly sexually-charged puns to the INTP conversation, quietly laugh when INTPs are far too tired to catch them

A Group of ENFPs would: Hit up 7 parties in one night and make 26 new friends, watch ENTJ Hunger Games and create OTPs/ships for each ENTJ

A Group of INFPs would: Create a book club, passionately cry about things out of their control, feel bad for quickly declining ESTP Fight Club

A Group of ESTJs would: Argue about academic concepts, try to talk over each other until every ESTJ is literally screeching about Communism

A Group of ISTJs would: Participate in ESTJ fight by contributing accurate statistics, back down when the noise decibel level reaches an unsafe zone

A Group of ESTPs would: Dare each other to do crazy shit, create a Fight Club, beat the living crap out of each other, invite everyone else to come join

A Group of ISTPs would: Drag race and barely speak, save for “That was sick, dude,” when someone wins, shrug and accept invitation to ESTP Fight Club

A Group of ESFJs would: Host a cook-off that appears to be super friendly and affectionate, but each ESFJ is low key going balls to the wall trying to win

A Group of ISFJs would: Become amazingly close friends, buy art from ISFPs out of worry that if nobody bought it, the ISFPs would feel bad

A Group of ESFPs would: Have a huge and trendy fashion show, gossip about the ESFJ cookout, ESTP Fight Club, and INTP pun conversation

A Group of ISFPs would: Mass produce emo art, become thrilled when ISFJs buy it, then donate all the money to ASPCA and other charities