game of thrones junk

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Summary: Jensen flies home earlier than planned and what he finds in his house is a pleasant surprise.

Prompt: “Um…did you move into my house?“

Pairing: Jensen x Reader

Word Count: 1,061 

Requested by: @tas898


Jensen lets out a huge sigh of relief pulling into his garage. He throws his dark gray SUV in park and hauls ass into his country styled house, suitcases in tow. He’s finally made it home to Austin, after a grueling few weeks of shooting nonstop. 

Sighing dramatically, Jensen decides it’s time to stuff his face with junk food and catch up on Game of Thrones. Humming to himself, he makes way down the hall but then suddenly freezes. He’s hearing loud movements and…a Seinfeld rerun playing?

For a split second, the thought that someone broke in crosses his tired mind. His dumb ass quickly remembers the house has an extensive alarm system so the noise must be from you.

You being his long time best friend that randomly checks on the house when he’s gone. Other than his parents and Jared, you’re the only one he trusts to do that. You’re one of the few he trusts in general actually.

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The scene between Jaime and Brienne [is] the most reluctant love story in history. They love each other and they /hate/ that they love each other. […] That tacit understanding that it can never be anything, neither of them wants it to be anything, but it’s /there/.

photo by Craig McCormick | MY TUMBLR BLOG |

Fairy Glen Groge, North Wales. This looks like the best AND worst place to have a picnic.

I have stepped on enough mossy stones to know that stepping on it while carrying a picnic basket won’t end well. But it’s so pretty tho :/ Imagine eating junk food while watching game of thrones here. Ahh the good life. I wish someone would invent moss proof boots. I would buy that in a heartbeat.

Jongdae As Your Boyfriend
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  • Super nervous on the first date, and thinks his nerves might ruin everything.
  • But the date actually goes so well and you feel comfortable with each other instantly.
  • Is an actual puppy tbh.
  • A VERY cuddly puppy.
  • Complains a lot about little things but you always shut him up with a kiss.
  • Cheesy jokes and pickup lines accompanied by stupid facial expressions.
  • The result is the two of you laughing so loud that the neighbors think someone is being murdered next door.
  • Loves going shopping with you and getting your opinion and advice when it comes to fashion.
  • Treats you like a princess, no wait, like a queen actually.
  • He may be your boyfriend but he’s also your best friend and you do everything together.
  • He’s an absolute tease, always sending you stares or winking at you.
  • Also lowkey kinky, is not afraid to experiment in the bedroom.
  • You hang out with Baekhyun a lot (occasionally Xiumin too).
  • Sooooo many inside jokes that only the two of you get.
  • Probably cuddles you and sings you to sleep, calming your nerves completely after a long day.
  • Getting ready in the bathroom together in the morning, you doing your makeup while Jongdae fixes his hair shirtless.
  • Sometimes the two of you just stay in on Saturday nights in your sweats. 
  • You’re lying tangled in each other on the couch while eating junk food, just watching re-runs of game of thrones because you guys are super cool and social.
  • Will scare the shit out of you by dropping something on the ground.
  • “Holy shit, Jongdae, I thought a dinosaur had attacked our home or something.”
  • “Nice joke.”
  • “Thanks, I’m actually proud of that one.”
  • You teasing him about how short he is.
  • Him teasing you about how short you are.
  • Pulling pranks on Suho together.
  • Running away from an angry Suho.
  • “Oh lord why do we keep messing with him!?”
  • “Because he has the best reactions.”
  • “Okay, I agree on that.”
  • Life with Jongdae would be so fun and full of laughs and cuddles and is I think 10/10 would recommend dating him.

Originally posted by everybodyloveschen

Avoiding Game of Thrones spoilers became a self-righteous badge of honour that you wore like a snug codpiece. 

‘That sounds like a spoiler!’ you harrumphed loudly when two colleagues dared to quietly discuss the show within your exalted presence.

'I haven’t been on Facebook in three months, it’s just full of spoilers!’ you complained to the receptionist at work, a captive audience not paid handsomely enough to listen to your increasingly deranged rantings.

'I’m waiting for the series to end so I can watch it in its entirety, I don’t think it’s unreasonable to ask that people don’t mention it in print or out loud!’ you shouted unreasonably over the fence to your neighbour, who was actually talking about Lord of the Rings.

Little did you know, but while you were carrying on like a right Cnut the Great, trying to hold back the tide of information, your own food was subliminally spoiling the show for you in some pretty major ways.

I mean, check out this one.

It’s going to be so obvious when you get around to seeing it.

anonymous asked:

i just want you to tell me all about jaime and brienne please and thank you

What do you wanna know, Nonnie?

LOSER EMOTIONALLY CONSTIPATED KNIGHTS IN LOVE

HE’S THE COMPLICATED REAL LIFE REPRESENTATION OF HER NAIVE IDEALS

SHE’S THE NOBLE PERSONIFICATION OF THE BELIEFS HE TRIED TO GIVE UP TO CYNICISM

SHE’S THE BEASTLY BEAUTY AND HE’S THE BEAUTIFUL BEAST

THEY GO ON A LIFE-CHANGING FIELD TRIP AND NOTHING IS EVER THE SAME

HE DREAMED OF HER

SHE WILL RESTORE HIS HONOR

SHE HAS ASTONISHING EYES

HE’S HALF A GOD

SHE CHOPS OFF PEOPLE’S HANDS IN VENGEANCE FOR HIM

HE SMACKS PEOPLE IN THE MOUTH FOR TALKING SHIT ABT HER

GRRM HATES JOY SO THEY’LL BOTH PROBABLY DIE LIKE:

the end

gosh don’t u just hate it when strong female characters fall prey to stupid girly stuff like human emotions and interpersonal relationships

i am so disappoint game of thrones

brienne of tarth WAS amazing

but since you’ve now had a single scene in which you’ve made explicit the already heavily implicit element of romantic subtext in her relationship with jaime lannister, that completely erases every other aspect of her character both retroactively and in the future

such a shame that nothing else about her matters or even exists anymore and never will again

when will people finally stop ruining strong female characters by letting them have FEELINGS and FALL IN LOVE as if they are actually nuanced beings instead of appropriately strong and impenetrable caricatures >:(

 I need some variety on my dash so Reblog if you post any of the following and I’ll check out your blog:

Hannibal

Doctor Who/Spn/Sherlock

Merlin

Parks and Rec

American Horror Story

Game of Thrones

Arrow

funny stuff

The Colbert Report/The Daily Show

My Mad Fat Diary

New Girl

The Mindy Project

Marvel

Benedict/Tom/ Pretty Men.

Feminism/Strong Women/Funny Women

or anything like that at all. I’ll also follow back anyone who follows me.

"BRIENNE HAS BEEN RUINED/WEAKENED AS A CHARACTER BY THE IMPLICATION THAT SHE IS IN LOVE WITH JAIME"

ignoring the fact that human emotions don’t ruin characters

might i point out that book!brienne is a 19-year-old girl who joined an army and went off to war bcs she had a crush on a gay guy on account of he danced with her one time

she is also noble and pure and heroic and relentless and the truest knight in westeros

but she was always all of those things in concert with being a 19-year-old girl who joined an army and went off to war bcs she had a crush on a gay guy on account of he danced with her one time

strong romantic feelings and questionable taste in men have always been at the core of her character so even if it wasn’t also obvious as shit in the books that she’s in love with jaime (though it is) it wouldn’t exactly be ooc for her to want to tap that

alwayssodramatic-deactivated201  asked:

Jaime and Brienne row to your blog to thank you for being an awesome shipper and no matter if you write fics about them, draw them, make graphics, or just gush about how much they love each other you’re amazing and you should keep doing the thing that you do cause you’re awesome at it. Now if you would be so kind as to direct them to the first five JB shippers on your dash, Jaime refuses to ask for directions and they have many more to thank. - nochanceandnochoice

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Sherlock

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The Musketeers

Les Mis

LOTR/Hobbit

Game of Thrones

Fargo

Assassins Creed

Bioshock (Infinite)

Supernatural

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Anime junk (tokyo ghoul/free/blue exorcist people are welcomed!)

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I’ll follow all blogs that post these •w•

Bow Down to the Devil Part 17

Summary Part 17: While you get ready for the ceremony an unexpected guest is tossed into the room with you. 

Characters: sister!Winchester x Lucifer, Sam Winchester, Dean Winchester, Crowley, Castiel

Content: Drama

Word Count: 676

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