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castlesfrank  asked:

Frank/Karen, domestic AU!!

how dare you… come into my house…. and attack me with this???

  1. Frank can’t cook a lot of things but he’s the best at cooking breakfast. His eggs, especially his scrambled or his fried eggs, are Karen’s favorite thing to eat in the morning. He doesn’t even have to ask what she wants for breakfast, he’s just already making them when she comes out of the shower from getting ready for the day.
  2. Karen doesn’t mind when she wakes up in the middle of the night and Frank has one arm wrapped tightly around her and one arm under his pillow and the smell of gunpowder is so strong she knows that even after her shower in the morning, she’s still going to smell like gunpowder. She does, however, mind the blood stains on her pillow.
  3. Frank has known for a long time that he’s hopelessly whipped but the first time Karen actually realizes it is when she gets sick. Despite being sore and exhausted, Frank stops at nothing to take care of her.
  4. Frank is really good at impressions, has mentioned in the show, but he goes out of his way to do them for Karen. He practices and practices with her favorite characters (particularly Bugs Bunny) and can even do Foggy and Matt. Whenever she’s upset with them and she rants to Frank about it, he repeats what she said they said to her in exaggerated versions of their voices. It gets to a point where she has to yell at him to stop because she’s trying to be angry and he keeps making her laugh.
  5. Frank is the first person that Karen tells about shooting Wesley. He forces it out of her when she wakes up for the fifth night in a row covered in sweat. She can’t look at him for hours after she tells him and he doesn’t force her to look at her or say anything until she’s ready. They fall back asleep and she doesn’t wake up after a nightmare again.
  6. During their date nights (every Thursday), Frank has a habit of staring at her during the movie. He doesn’t really pay attention, he just likes to look at her. Karen notices, but she doesn’t say anything. He sets her skin on fire and she lets him completely get away with it.
  7. Karens the one who suggests getting married and even though Frank agrees, Karen can tell he has a problem with the fact that she’s the one who asked. She lets it go for a while until Frank proposes one morning over his famous eggs, complete with a ring and a beautiful speech.  It brings Karen to tears – and there’s a few tears shed by Frank too. But if you ask him about it, he will deny it.

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