game chairs

  • (Disclaimer: This was based off of a tumblr post, but like wow, the backlash, so I rewrote it)
  • Question: There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do? The objective is to sit on a chair.
  • Hufflepuff: Just sit on each other's laps!
  • Ravenclaw: Or you could just bring three more in... Kind of an effortless solution.
  • Gryffindor: We could have a musical chairs game and fight for them
  • Slytherin: I really don't care as long as I get to sit

Happy one year anniversary UNDERTALE !

“And if I shout your name?” Harmund demanded. “What then?”
“Peace,” said Asha. “Land. Victory. I’ll give you Sea Dragon Point and the Stony Shore, black earth and tall trees and stones enough for every younger son to build a hall. We’ll have the northmen too … as friends, to stand with us against the Iron Throne. Your choice is simple. Crown me, for peace and victory. Or crown my nuncle, for more war and more defeat.” She sheathed her dirk again. “What will you have, ironmen?”
“VICTORY!” shouted Rodrik the Reader, his hands cupped about his mouth. “Victory, and Asha!”
“ASHA!” Lord Baelor Blacktyde echoed. “ASHA QUEEN!”
Asha’s own crew took up the cry. “ASHA! ASHA! ASHA QUEEN!”

 - George R.R. Martin, A Feast For Crows

Art: The Kingsmoot, by Marc Simonetti

tbh… lapis the pizza delivery girl isn’t actually a bad episode concept?

picture it: lapis and peridot need money for something at the barn, but they feel like they can’t ask the cgs or greg for reasons. maybe they broke something and they’re embarrassed, maybe they want to be independent, whatever. peridot finds out that humans typically get money through “jobs”, and lapis decides that she’ll try and get a “job”.

this leads her to beach city, the obvious place to start looking, and she finds a poster in the window of fish stew pizza saying they’re looking for someone to do deliveries. lapis decides to apply for it since hey, delivering things can’t be too hard, right? and she DOES have her own transportation - flight - so that part of the requirements is already ticked off. the pizzas don’t even bat an eye at the idea of an alien doing their deliveries because they’re used to steven.

the general plot after that would be lapis getting to know the people of beach city and learning that she likes having something to do with her time. more specifically, she likes the relative isolation of deliveries. she can be alone with her thoughts while delivering and appreciate the strange planet she’s found herself on, everyone she interacts with while on the job is happy to see her, and she’s doing something genuinely productive! maybe also some pizza sisters & lapis friendship development (lapis would LOVE the cool kids let’s be real).

at the end of the episode, they have enough money to solve whatever problem it is they had at the start, but lapis decides to keep her job. she’s kind of taken a shine to beach city. and, well, she did steal their ocean. she might as well try to make up for it, and giving them pizza is a good way to start.

(additional punchline: peridot discovers etsy and starts selling meep morps on it as a way to raise the funds herself. her work is surprisingly popular and soon she’s got enough money to buy all kind of shiny new things for her to play with. lapis comes back to the barn to find peridot watching camp pining hearts on blu-ray with a hd tv and a vibrating gaming chair.)

Teased (Simon Request)

“And we are back. Another game of Cards Against Humanity” Vikk intros the video which you hear through the headphones in the Skype call you were on.
“Right what’s the only thing Simon dreams about?” You begin, smiling quickly to your camera.
You lived with Josh, Vikk, JJ and Simon in their house which people always loved since you had become one of their best friends and eventually a YouTuber.
“Oh god why isn’t their a card that just says (y/n)?” Josh groans and you can only imagine the pink dust that would scatter Simon’s cheeks.
Your room was only next to his. And the pair of you seemed to share this strange feeling towards each other that neither of you would admit was there but was evident to all of the boys. And it seemed to affect Simon more. He became flushed whenever they mentioned it, had to break eye contact with you whenever they made a joke about it. He couldn’t resist and it made you think he was even more adorable every single time…
The cards are shown and you can tell the majority of them are about you.
“(Y/n) filming a video. Enough said” You read out with a sigh, “(y/n) being in Simon’s mind so much he doesn’t need porn”
Ethan cackles and you could tell it was evidently his card.
The rest of the three cards are two about you and the final a generic funny card not about you. Simons.
“His face is probably as red as his hair” Josh chuckles.
“Fuck off Josh” You laugh, shifting to lift one leg onto your chair.
Its then that you realise that you are still wearing Simon’s grey jumper. He loved it but you had stolen it earlier when the house was too cold.
You grab your phone quickly after playing your card for the round and type a message to him. If you said it aloud the boys would make some joke about how cute you were. And texting meant that adorable little smirk tickled his lips.
‘Hey Nim! So about your jumper…’
“Come on Simon play a fucking card!” JJ yells down his mic.
Simon obviously quickly clicks onto one as you can see he’s read your message instantly.
‘I spent a fucking hour looking for that😂 Just don’t leave your shitty smell on it alright?’
‘Don’t worry it still smells of Lynx😏’
You look up to see the boys are waiting for your response again
“Guys what the fuck is taking you so long?” Ethan questions before you quickly play the card you planned.
“Jesus Christ calm down!” Simon scoffs, playing his card too, “Just waiting for the right moment”
“What’s that supposed to mean?” Vikk asks inquisitively
“Yeah Simon, you finally gonna give in and ask her out?” Ethan chuckles.
“Fuck off guys, I’m talking about the cards” He rolls his eyes before reading out the cars on his screen, “What is Simon’s favourite thing about (y/n)?”
You go to click on a rude card before you realise he is typing.
'Certainly not when she steals my clothes’
You chuckle to yourself and watch as Simon evidently turns back to his screen since he is now involved in the conversation with the boys.
“I didn’t have a card that says everything”
You roll your eyes and reply, to his message, 'I don’t see you complaining too much…’
“Honestly guys do you need some time alone or some shit?” Josh exclaims, they were waiting for you two to play the card again.
“Hang on a second I’ll be back in a bit” JJ comments and you expect that he needs to pee or something.
Until you hear footsteps up the spiral staircase and eventually near your door. You turn around and he has walked up behind you.
“What the fuck are you-” You start until he closes your game on your screen and lifts you from your chair, throwing you over his shoulder.
Before you can say anything else, he carries you the short distance to Simon’s room and drops you down on the extra gaming chair beside him.
“Now your next to each other you can stop all this weird bullshit” He glares between the pair of you before walking out.
You glance to Simon and chuckle, hearing the same reaction from him.
“Alright guys looks like we’re a team now” Simon mentions into the microphone.
“What the fuck did you do Jide?” Vikk asks.
“I just dropped off his babygirl. My man needs a bit of help sometimes” JJ comments.
“Calm down JJ I don’t think he’s your man anymore. (Y/n)’s taken that from you” Ethan giggles.
“Alright shall we begin again?” Josh claps.
“Can I just point one thing out about you two?” JJ questions quickly.
You and Simon both roll your eyes and sigh, “Fine”
JJ clearly moves a lot closer to his mic before saying, “She’s wearing his clothes guys”
And you didn’t even need to be there to see the excitement on all of their faces. And certainly their eruption of excitement on the call…

ε-(´・`)

10 ships

Tagged by the lovely @iart1992, thank you luv. In no particular order…

Rules: Name 10 ships from different fandoms and tag two other people

1. Klaroline TVD/TO (duh)

Originally posted by niklausxcaroline

2. Darvey - Suits

Originally posted by addicted-to-suits

3. Warnette - Shatter Me Series

Originally posted by zoyalina

4. Kalang - Sense8

Originally posted by thearmada4231

5. Moriel - ACOMAF (still salty)

Originally posted by alexielapril

6. Kalijah - TVD

Originally posted by braterinapetrova

7. Chair - Gossip Girl

Originally posted by chuckbassiloveyou

8. Sethummer - The OC

Originally posted by this-is-the-oc

9. Helnik - Six of Crows Series

Originally posted by highfaerys

10. Darcy/Elizabeth - Pride and Prejudice

Originally posted by ladyofglencairn

I have NO idea who’s done this so how about the lovely @accidental-rambler @austennerdita2533 (if you want) and ofcourse anyone else who wants to do it : )

simon imagine - fluff

not requested, just a short bit of shitty, cheesy simon fluff where y/n and simon are best friends engaging in childish, flirtatious conversation. :)

“You know, Y/n, I sometimes feel like you just come over here to sleep in my bed.”

I poked my head up from beneath his mountain of thick, fluffy duvets to see Simon turned in his gaming chair, watching me from his desk. Although his face faked annoyance, his mouth split into a grin as I erupted from the cave of his bedsheets.

“You look so funny,” he chuckled throwing his head back. “Like a polar bear.”

“Why are polar bears funny?” I pouted, trying not to laugh.

“They’re not! But your little head underneath all those covers is.”

I tossed a decorative cushion at him.

“At least my head is small, that cushion bounced off of your huge face.”

A smirk overtook my face as Simon’s jaw dropped. He stood up suddenly, jumping onto his bed. I squealed and hid for cover.

“I have a big head yeah?” He asked, his hands hunting for me in the mess of fabric. I flipped over to hide my face.

“Big face, actually.” 

“Oh now you’re getting it.”

Another squeal left me as the covers were ripped from around my body. Simon straddled me innocently as he began tickling me, his hands torturing my waist. I squirmed in his grip.

“Simon! Stop!” 

“Take it back!”

“Take what back?” I challenged between laughs.

“That I have a big head- I mean face- whatever!”

With a swift kick I pushed Simon off me. Jumping up, I seeked refuge in his desk chair, holding my knees to my chest. Simon lay still on his bed, pouting, an adorable puppy dog look hosting his face. 

“Y/n,” he pouted more, rubbing his stomach. “You hurt me!”

“I’m sorry!”

“Yeah you better be.”

I threw back the decorative cushion at him that I had thrown earlier, and he screamed.

“What is all this abuse?!”

“Shut it Simon, you big wuss.”

“You love me,” he grinned like a child in a candy store.

“Maybe.”

anonymous asked:

don't you just love how phil has made his gaming chair higher than dan's so he can finally be the taller one again???

actually it’s just dan slouching a lot because he likes being shorter than phil and he likes pretending to be small enough to rest his head on his boyfriends chest