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PENS TAKE GAME 1 OVER THE CAPS AND LEAD THE SERIES 1-0! FLOWER WAS FANTASTIC YET AGAIN…AND I LOVE IT! SID HAD A NICE GAME WITH TWO QUICK GOALS TO START THE 2ND PERIOD! THEY PLAYED VERY WELL IN THE FIRST HALF OF THE GAME, BUT THINGS STARTED TO SLIP IN THE 2ND AND THE CAPS GOT ON THE BOARD LATE IN THE 2ND, THEN TIED IT IN THE 3RD! BUT THEN THERE WAS BONINO, BONINO, BONINO!!

Final: Pens 3 Caps 2

Goals: Sidney Crosby (2) & Nick Bonino

JAKE GUENTZEL PLAYED A GREAT GAME TONIGHT WITH A BIG SAVE AND AN ASSIST ON SID’S FIRST GOAL! THE PENS GOT KUNI BACK IN THIS GAME, AND THEY LOOK LIKE THEIR GONNA GET HAGGY BACK SOON TOO! GAME 2 IS ON SATURDAY NIGHT…

LETS GO PENS!!

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ln the Shadow Lands beyond Asshai, they say there are fields of ghost grass with stalks as pale as milk that glow in the night. lt murders all other grass. The Dothraki believe that one day it will cover everything - that’s the way the world will end.    it’ll get easier.

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It was an idea I had, I think, when I was flying from L.A. to somewhere. I thought it would be nice to lose our identities, to submerge ourselves in the persona of a fake group. We would make up all the culture around it and collect all our heroes in one place. So I thought, A typical stupid-sounding name for a Dr. Hook’s Medicine Show and Traveling Circus kind of thing would be ‘Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band.’ Just a word game, really.”

—Paul McCartney, 1984

Dealing with Warlocks: Do’s and Don’ts

DO:

1) Use stereotypes to your advantage

Most Warlocks think and act as though they know everything. The more you behave like a depraved, sociopathic murderer, the more a Warlock will feel that their preconceptions have been vindicated. You could probably use this for some benefit outside of comedic effect, but then you’d have to spend more time with them. Watching them squirm is usually worth it.

2) Act the strong, silent type

Don’t speak at all. Just stare through them. Makes them really uncomfortable, and less likely to start randomly talking about quarks. Also, it makes them think you’re paying attention when you’re not, which is useful, because listening to a Warlock lecture you on quarks is enough to put you to sleep. No one wants that.

3) Talk endlessly about your cloak, and how much better it is than their stupid robes

Pisses them off to no end, but we all know who’s got the superior wardrobe. Nothing says “hero” like a dashing cloak.

4) Offer to play the knife game with them

You know the one. They have a thing about fingers, though. And about not losing them. It’s good to instill a healthy dose of fear in your compatriots. The more they think that you’re willing to chop off your own fingers to beat them at something, the better.

The exception is Ikora. Don’t play the knife game with Ikora.


DON’T:

1) Be too nice

Some Warlocks are quite friendly. Others are even useful. Never let them know it.

2) Give straight answers

If you do, they start thinking they can tell you to do stuff. Never say “Yes” to anything. Preferable responses include:

  • Maybe
  • Could be
  • Might
  • Dunno
  • Huh
  • Whoops

3) Ask them a question unless you have a lot of free time

I saw a skeleton in the Cosmodrome once; had a sign hanging off its chest that said: “I asked a Warlock about quarks.”

4) Play the knife game with Ikora

Just don’t.

- A Hunter’s Guide to Warlocks // Anonymous