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I think that stoned!Gamzee/Cronus is the best pairing with these dorks and none of you can convince me otherwise.
It’s like, you know, Cronus finally has sex and somebody listents to all his ‘i’m a human’ shit and doesn’t make fun of him and Gamzee doesn’t mind Cronus’ akward flirtation and will be extremely happy to help Cronus to lose his virginity. And so on so on. Cronus helps Gamzee to get away from the sopor slime gradually, without 'i’ll kill all you motherfuckers’ side-effects, and
Oh, and I didn’t mention rapper Gamzee and guitar player Cronus, did I? I want to see their duet, it would be amazing, I bet.
small note: Kankri can be the back-vocalist in their band and Karkat can be the band’s drummer with his amazing musical facepalms.
And just to make everything better Gamzee and Cronus can listen to Kankri almost forever, Meenah can hang on with Aranea and everyone would be happy. Yep.

[3/22/15, 9:07:45 PM] a collection of generally incorrect heart palpitations: tiny lil cro
[3/22/15, 9:07:53 PM] a collection of generally incorrect heart palpitations: wearing that thing with the lace and shit
[3/22/15, 9:07:57 PM] Swifty-Fox: yyyees
[3/22/15, 9:08:00 PM] a collection of generally incorrect heart palpitations: sitting in massive makaradads lap
[3/22/15, 9:10:42 PM] Swifty-Fox: perfect
[3/22/15, 9:11:44 PM] a collection of generally incorrect heart palpitations: with other makarras like goddammit when is it my turn to touch the booty
[3/22/15, 9:12:01 PM] Swifty-Fox: i want a turn too
[3/22/15, 9:12:21 PM] a collection of generally incorrect heart palpitations: nah
[3/22/15, 9:12:48 PM] a collection of generally incorrect heart palpitations: cro is owned exclusively by the church
[3/22/15, 9:12:50 PM] a collection of generally incorrect heart palpitations: too bad
[3/22/15, 9:14:12 PM] Swifty-Fox: fuck


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