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Being Married To Dean Ambrose Would Include

- romantic dinners at fast food restaurants
- but he makes it fun so you don’t mind
- constantly hanging out with roman and the usos
- lots of netflix comedies on the couch
- with popcorn, of course
- wearing his leather jacket
- and nothing else
- he can’t keep his hands off you
- he says your dining room table is good for one thing and it’s not family dinners 😉
- kissing his dimples when he smiles
- and he always smiles when he looks at you
- he’s in to some role play
- particularly if he can be your teacher
- lots of gambling in vegas where you live
- you’re his lucky charm at the craps table
- he likes it when you tie him up and have your way with him
- he will protect you with every bone in his body

THE SIGNS AND THEIR IDEAL VACATION
  • Aries: Goes to a foreign country.
  • Taurus: Smoking weed by the beach.
  • Gemini: Goes camping... with wifi and a laptop.
  • Cancer: Travels to a resort in some random small never-heard-of country.
  • Leo: Climbing up to the opening of a volcano.
  • Virgo: Road tripping through every state in the U.S.
  • Libra: Rock climbing without rope.
  • Scorpio: Riding massive waves.
  • Sagittarius: Partying hard all night.
  • Capricorn: Gambling in Las Vegas.
  • Aquarius: Chills in a hottub in Antartica.
  • Pisces: Goes swimming with the dolphins.
The Signs in Vegas (As Requested)

Aries: Gets drunk along with Sag and Aqua and ends up passing out in the car

Taurus: Taking advantage of the all-you-can-eat buffet because really, who can complain about unlimited food?

Gemini: The one who won the slots jackpot, starts trying to buy the casino from the owner with the money they just got

Cancer: Went out to a David Copperfield show with Pisces and ended becoming a volunteer, later got showered with questions by Pisces about how the trick worked, if Cancer saw how he did it, etc

Leo: Went out on a shopping spree with Libra and came back to the hotel with around $5,000 worth of clothes, jewelry, you name it

Virgo: Taking pictures of literally everything and everywhere in Vegas with all the signs, plans to make a scrapbook of everything later

Libra: Shopped with Leo for basically the entire night and ended up getting a priceless china dish that Aqua ended breaking when coming back to the hotel

Scorpio: Still at the casino trying to win at the roulette table, blows all the money they had to spend and gets angry at the casino, gets dragged away for being a disruption by guards

Sagittarius: Gets drunk at the bar with Aqua and Aries and ends up having to help carry a passed out Aries to the hotel room

Capricorn: The poor sober person who drove the three drunks home, tricks them into thinking the car was a taxi and got 50 bucks out of it

Aquarius: Got drunk with Sag and Aries and carried a passed out Aries to the hotel. Breaks Libra’s precious china dish upon trying to get some food and has to suffer their wrath

Pisces: Went to the magic show with Cancer and became very jealous when they got chosen, asked a million questions afterward about how the tricks worked