galvorn

So I’m watching the weird anime Netflix recommended after “The House of Small Cubes” ruined me (and I could see again through my tears).

It’s called “Little Witch Academia,” and tbh I did a double take at the name because when I was 12 I wrote this super-duper-evil-scary character named Lady Academia because I got the name Ariadne confused with Academia. Long story short I was intrigued.

At the time this screenshot was taken, all these witches at witch school are going through a dungeon where they have to use their magic to get past monsters and pick up cool relics. (”It sounds like any old RPG,” says one student.) So far, so good.

Then this kid above me, Diana, is like, “We need more treasure!” and her friends try to talk her out of it.

They argue that they have already collected:

I’m sorry there’s mithril in this dungeon? I mean…ok, you spelled it funny, but…wait wtf who remembered that GALVORN existed? Eöl doesn’t have that big a fan club. Fine, whatever, we’re in some weird deep-fan crossover anime. Let’s continue.

YOU FOUND WHAT

YOU FOUND A SILMARIL IS THAT WHAT YOU’RE SAYING

THERE’S A SILMARIL JUST CHILLING IN THIS DUNGEON FOR LITERALLY ANY STUDENT TO PICK UP

Ok that’s fine I guess. That’s fine. I’m fine.

WHO THE FUCK IS DIANA

WHO IS THIS BITCH I’M SERIOUS

DOES SHE KNOW THAT THERE ARE EXACTLY THREE SILMARILS FOR EXAMPLE

IN THE WHOLE WORLD THERE ARE THREE (3)

“They are all common items.”

WHAT DOES DIANA WANT, LAURELIN AND TELPERION IN A PAIR OF CLAY POTS

WHAT DO YOU WANT, DIANA??????????????????????

OK I’m hooked, this chick is the most badass character of all time, Fëanor is going to make her a silima necklace by the end of this half-hour anime. WHAT HAPPENS NEXT? I HAVE TO KNOW.