"A libertarian is just a progressive who has not yet learned that forces outside your control can completely derail your life."

What is with the unsightly rash of smug, white, Galtian-types invading the 99% Tumblr?

Don’t these people have better things to do with their time than troll? Like learn how to perform surgery on themselves or make their own toilet paper or something?

We get it: you’re a special snowflake and think the rest of us are lazy, irresponsible whiners and any troubles we’re experiencing are entirely self-made.

Now kindly GTFO my social justice movement and go fuck yourselves…which seems to fit more with your whole, self-help, bootstraps ethos anyway.