Shance headcannons

If you ain’t about that #Shaladin life step off,, I will not be reduced to arguing with you or have you trigger anyone. So step off and go away


-as stated earlier, Lance can ice skate,, Shiro is absolute shit at it. Lance tends to cover the free skates he sees (give me all of the free skates!!!)
-Shiro loves seeing Lance dance (especially to bumpin’ reggaeton music)
-Jfc Lance’s hips do not fucking lie
-Lance is the domestic one
-Is an okay cook (Hunk is ready to tutor him)
-Don’t mess with his Champurrado or Horchata (unless you’re Shiro or willing to die)
-Shiro is the cuddler,, notorious for stealing Lance’s stuffed animals.
-especially the giant blue and black cat Shiro made (it looks pretty shitty) (all lop sided and what the fuck else)
-Lance has a YouTube channel (Chimi_Your_Changas) is a DIY/Cover artist/Boyfriend tag/reaction vid/beauty guru (is hella jealous of Shiro’s natural eyelashes)
-what the fuck bruh
-Shiro also has a YouTube channel Kieth made for him (Shiro-Gone-Ayyeee (not even a part of this fandom,, I just wanted to make a joke abt his disappearing act)). It’s where he posts him exploring abandoned places/game plays/vlogs/reaction videos
-They cuddle anywhere and everywhere
-both marathon yuuri on ice/Studio Ghibli/Poco’s Udon World/any gay friendly anime
-Lance cries eveytime
-They can’t have movie nights (After a minute into the movie Shiro will have already pieced the entire thing together & knows who will die//suffer)
-He loses interest and starts doing freaky shit to Lance under the covers
-Lance is very sore the next day


-Lance gets lost hella easily on the ship,, Shiro always finds him
-every time. (“Didn’t I say I’d always find you?”)
-Skirted around each other until Lance nearly dies
-Shiro doesn’t eat, sleep, or shower for days
-He snaps at the team when they make flippant remarks pertaining to how often lance gets hurt//how he goofs off alot without meaning to
-Lance is the only one that can be in Shiro’s immediate vicinity after being triggered by Haggar
-Haggar tries to play on Lance’s insecurities to get him on Zarkon’s side
-Lance don’t fuck with that Brujería fuckshit
-They eventually move into one of their rooms.
-Lance has too many plants and Shiro is a bibliophile
-The room is too fucking tumblr
-especially with the soft color changing running light
-One wall is glass. (“I think lotor saw my ass…”//“Where is my bayard ”)
-Everyone else is slightly motivated to protect their power couple
-Speaking of power,, Lance (under Shiro’s guidance gets better at fighting///yesssss)
-Lance is a staple in the Voltron family dynamic
-Shiro acts like a concerd brother/father,, Lance (has a very big family and knows his way in maternal instincts after babysitting so damn much) is the doting mother figure who isn’t afraid to “kick your scrawny ass, put my shit tf down right now”
-Lance realizes he is important and he has a place
-Space pets?? Fuck yeah! Lance straight up takes a strange ferret/cat thing,, Shiro takes a bird/dog.
-cuddle puddles?? Hell yes. Always find them in thier room underneath the pets and a mountain of blankets
-Kieth complains about how sweet and sickly they are (klunk happens and lance is merciless in teasing)

-Shiro is a hair puller, he also like to bite
-Mumbles praises in Japanese (Lance is a praise whore)
-on occasion Shiro cries
-Lance gets overstimulated easily
-babbles in Spanish or Gaelic
-drools/tears up when properly fucked out
-Lance is a screamer
-Shiro revels in bringing one of the most centered paladins to tears/a puddle of drool
-Lance likes lingerie and Shiro likes watching Lance model
-Lance wears the kinkiest lingerie under his civilian clothing
-both are slight exhibitionists
-Shiro is the kinkiest one


-Lance has a shit immune system and gets sick easily,, he isn’t a baby about it until the ear aches
-He cries only when he has an ear ache
-which can only be cured by roasting a clove of galric on a pan and wrapping that shit in a cotton ball and jamming that in his ear (old Mexican fix me up,, right next to drinking off brand sprite for tummy aches and The Egg™)
-theres no garlic in space
-Shiro feels like his soul has been torn just by the sounds of muffled cries and sobs of Lance’s pain
-Shiro has PTSD,, only Lance can get him to clam down
-Lance cusses in Spanish (if its bad enough in Gaelic)
-Shiro doesn’t cuss,, what kind of space dad do you take him for??
-Lance does yoga and pushes Shiro to join…both are incredibly flexible now and can pull of some Cirque du Soleil shit
-Lance is very religious//superstitious
-Shiro is polytheistic and gets excited about ghosts.
-doesn’t even care about aliens (give the man some damn ghosts)

Voltron Fandom, Time to stop being brats again

If you think Lance can’t have the last name of McClain and you out right attack people for it.

You are the problem.

It’s ignorant to assume he’s just from Cuba. He can be Cuban American.
He can have a different last name that isn’t “most popular name on Google Search for Cuban Last Names”.

What if the last name of “McClain” came from Lance’s mother, which is Galic. What if, I don’t know, his father took on his wife’s last name. (Because that’s rather damn sexist to think a woman has to take her husband’s last name)

Remember when Lance was talking about Galic Knots his mom made? Galric Bread came from Italy. Garlic Knots from New York. Maybe his mom ran some kind of Italian Restaurant and McClain can be Italian?

But NOOOOO, let me Google “Cuban people on Google because I want to prove that…” blah blah blah…stop. That’s not a good enough excuse to attack people for your ignorant ways. (I traveled all over and had a Chinese student with the last name of Johnson. In the Philippines, last names were different too. Family names are huge)

I mean honestly, I’ve never see so much BS on last names. What about Keith? Is it Kogane? Probably?

Why are people not mad about Hunk’s last name of “Garrett”? That last name is Germania and British. What is his Samoan last name? Because I’m so fine with him having the name of Garrett, because he fits his name like Lance fits with his last name of McClain.

There is nothing wrong with giving Lance a different last name, as there is nothing wrong at all for giving him McClain.

Just stop with the hate.

Now, here I wait…waiting for people to hover over my ask button. Hover their finger over anon so they can send me something nasty.


Don’t be the “fan”.

for real though

Quater of a white onion diced
a clove of galric
a serving of angel hair pasta
two tea spoons of pesto
half a chicken breast also diced
olive oil to help moisten things

Salt the water and add some olive oil. It helps the pasta not clump together.

Oil the pan, add onion until half way soft then add garlic. Cook until all is soft. Add chicken. 

Drain the pasta, throw it into the pan with the chicken and some of the water from the pasta.

Add your pesto and stir. 

best midnight snack.

Keto Jamaican beef patty!

Makes 4


2 cups shredded mozerella cheese

2 tablespoons cream cheese

¾ cup almond meal

1 egg (beaten)

1 ½ teaspoons curry powder

salt and pepper


1 tablespoon butter

½ lb ground beef

½ small onion

½ green bell pepper

1 ½ tablespoons curry powder

1 teaspoon galric powder

1/3 cup beef broth

couple dashes of cayenne pepper ( depending on how spicy you want it)

Instructions for crust:

1) In a microwave safe bowl, melt mozerella and cream cheese for about 1 -1.5 mins or until cheese is just melted. Be careful with this part as to not brown the cheese. So check on it every 30 seconds or so.

2) once cheese is melted, add in your egg and mix with a silicone spatula ( helps to keep it from sticking) until well combined. This should start to form a ball similar to a dough ball.

3) add your almond meal and spices and combine well. form into a ball and allow to cool.

Instructions for filling:

1) in a large skillet, melt butter and sautee your onions and bell pepper. add ground beef and cook until well browned.

2) add your spices and beef broth and simmer until broth is evaporated.

3) allow to cool for 10-15 minutes before you attempt the next steps.

Making your patties:

1) grease your hands with olive oil!

2) separate your dough into 4 equal balls.

3) on a cookie sheet lined with parchment paper, spread each ball to form an even circle ( like you’re forming a pizza crust). Don’t spread it too thin. maybe like, half an inch thick? idk, i don’t measure shit but you know what i mean. You will have to continue to grease your hands to do this, because the dough will stick to your fingers and you will rip it! I learned this lesson on my first attempt!

4) Scoop an equal amount into each circle and fold the dough over. grease finger tips some more and press the crust down at the edges to make a seal.

5) bake at 400 degrees for 10-15 minutes or until nicely golden brown. allow to cool for 5 minutes and enjoy!!